Post by Tractorpull on Dec 31, 2017 10:58:53 GMT -6
The Asylum announcing crew is in the HBO Lounge waiting for the tapes to be loaded
Jenny O’Dell: “You have a nice Christmas gang?”
Cassandra Lynn “Very nice”
Jenny Mac: ‘Well Walmart, I guess your daddy gave you a new Lexus”
Tess: “No, he gave me a Tesla”
Jenny Mac: “What’s a Tesla?”
Tess: “It’s a new television that only shows in black and white”
Jenny Mac: “Wow, I have never heard of that.. I got to get one”
Cassie: “Tess, did your father really give you a Tesla?”
Tess: “Of course not. He did automate my condo. Now Siri controls everything, the door, lights, thermostat, Sonos, even the coffee pot”
Jenny O: “That’s going to make you lazy”
Jenny Mac: “What’s new. Her brain has been asleep for years”
Cassie: “Says the lady with an IQ of -40”
Jenny Mac; “I’ll have you know my IQ is over 80”
Tess: You can actually read?
Jenny Mac: “Yes I can…SHUT IT WALMART”
Jenny O sighing: ‘I’m not getting paid enough for this” About the bouts?’
Cassie: ‘Well as usual, one of my stable mates is involved. I have to along with Tess’s predictions, but I hope Jill wins’
Tess: “I agree Cassie. That should be the best bout. Wagner has had more success than any visitor to the Asylum. Should be good fight although I think Perry will win”
Jenny Mac: “As usual nothing but a bunch of losers coming in. I don’t know why the Wiz employs all those trainers. With the competition they face, an idiot could do it”
Cassie: “You going to apply for the job?”
Jenny Mac: Well I’m qualified… WAIT A MINUTE YOU LITTLE
Jenny O: “OK before this goes any further. lets go to the tapes”
Tapes finished rolling: Tess: “Let’s go Cassie. I know of a bar that has great cheeseburgers and really good Dark and Stormies. I need one”
Jenny O; “You going to drink before the broadcast?”
Tess: “I got to sit next to Mac. You don’t. It relieves the agony”
Jenny O: “That’s a little much, but if it works go for it”
Tess: “I intend to”
Jenny O’Dell: “You have a nice Christmas gang?”
Cassandra Lynn “Very nice”
Jenny Mac: ‘Well Walmart, I guess your daddy gave you a new Lexus”
Tess: “No, he gave me a Tesla”
Jenny Mac: “What’s a Tesla?”
Tess: “It’s a new television that only shows in black and white”
Jenny Mac: “Wow, I have never heard of that.. I got to get one”
Cassie: “Tess, did your father really give you a Tesla?”
Tess: “Of course not. He did automate my condo. Now Siri controls everything, the door, lights, thermostat, Sonos, even the coffee pot”
Jenny O: “That’s going to make you lazy”
Jenny Mac: “What’s new. Her brain has been asleep for years”
Cassie: “Says the lady with an IQ of -40”
Jenny Mac; “I’ll have you know my IQ is over 80”
Tess: You can actually read?
Jenny Mac: “Yes I can…SHUT IT WALMART”
Jenny O sighing: ‘I’m not getting paid enough for this” About the bouts?’
Cassie: ‘Well as usual, one of my stable mates is involved. I have to along with Tess’s predictions, but I hope Jill wins’
Tess: “I agree Cassie. That should be the best bout. Wagner has had more success than any visitor to the Asylum. Should be good fight although I think Perry will win”
Jenny Mac: “As usual nothing but a bunch of losers coming in. I don’t know why the Wiz employs all those trainers. With the competition they face, an idiot could do it”
Cassie: “You going to apply for the job?”
Jenny Mac: Well I’m qualified… WAIT A MINUTE YOU LITTLE
Jenny O: “OK before this goes any further. lets go to the tapes”
Tapes finished rolling: Tess: “Let’s go Cassie. I know of a bar that has great cheeseburgers and really good Dark and Stormies. I need one”
Jenny O; “You going to drink before the broadcast?”
Tess: “I got to sit next to Mac. You don’t. It relieves the agony”
Jenny O: “That’s a little much, but if it works go for it”
Tess: “I intend to”