Gemma Merna versus Kendra Wilkinson (JMD) Dec 30, 2017 0:16:51 GMT -6
Post by Lookout! Boxing on Dec 30, 2017 0:16:51 GMT -6
Gemma Merna vs Kendra Wilkinson
(Lookout! Atlantic Boxing vs FCBA Free Agent)
(FCBA Debut vs 17-18-1, 15 KO)
JMD Value: 38G (Enhanced) vs 34G (Enhanced)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: Demi Rose is the new JMD champion and on course to battle it out versus Gemma Merna in beach boxing rules on New Year's Eve which requires the buxom 'Hollyoaks' actress to conduct a classic jug muggin' rehearsal. There's no better target for that performance than the woman who got officially replaced by Demi on the Odds & Ends roster, the one & only Kendra Wilkinson.
The former Playmate hasn't exactly enjoyed facing the English opposition lately as Michelle Keegan knocked her out back in August and some rumours link her to a "loser leaves FCBA" bout against the regrettably unforgettable Pamela Anderson but Merna's boxing value isn't as impressive as her 38G cleavage even though she pushed Demi Rose all the way to a one-point decision under BBU rules back in February. It's definitely premature to write Kendra off at this stage of her career and 'Tigress Uppercut' reporter believes the blonde stunner is on a personal revenge mission having been specifically targeted as the older and less talented version of Odd & Ends' newest pin-up girl. She wants to prove her former employers wrong, plain and simple.
Gemma Merna wears a pink bikini set and black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a fancy bun at the back of her head. Kendra Wilkinson wears a light blue bikini set and silver gloves. Long blonde hair pulled back in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. JMD rules apply.
Kendra channels her vast JMD experience to dominate the close range action early on; she beats the English blonde for the opening punch and quickly tackles the impressive rack with repeated uppercuts that stagger the older girl in the center of the ring. Gemma needs to adjust to the high-octane swinging from her opponent as well as coming in as the underdog on her debut. She struggles to achieve that in the opening round as Kendra mauls her boobs back & forth and reels onto the ropes come the final minute. Kendra hasn't enjoyed such a JMD rampage in a while and she barks in her efforts to punish the English tourist as quickly as possible while Merna only sends weak response from each side and barely grazes the fellow blonde's flesh. Uh-oh! Kendra finds the weak spot right between Gemma's boobs and makes her squeal at the bell; the ref is quick to jump in and haul the playmate off as she's got a habit of bending the rules whenever possible.
It's obvious Wilkinson has no respect for the English actress but she's actually doing Demi Rose's dirty laundry if she damages Gemma too much here tonight. However she doesn't seem to be bothered by that idea and simply crashes into Merna's boobs seconds into the next round taking advantage of superior mobility. Gemma needs to adjust her tactics and she finally finds success when she drills the playmate to the body. She pierces the liver area to bend Wilkinson to the side but it's natural the American won't back off here. Both girls clatter into each other within a blink of an eye but Gemma secures the bigger punch and drills the solar plexus to wobble Kendra on her heels. A steady uppercut follow up suddenly lifts the playmate's boobs against her slumping chin as she struggles to find her footwork and it's all Merna down the stretch. The 'Hollyoaks' starlet pounds away in fury and squeezes Wilkinson's jugs against them while fending off the low strikes as Kendra seemingly wants to punch her in the bell. She eats a wayward hook on the nose instead and drops back to the ropes where Merna blasts her against the midsection for remainder of the round.
Kendra's furious over that previous round struggle and literally runs across the boards to connect with the older blonde's boobs via a classic uppercut route. Merna shows plenty of strenght to withstand the initial barrage and responds with equally cruel way by slicing the American's chest and lifting Kendra's jugs against her chin. Neither girl wants to yield an inch here and it's a familiar war of attrition that dominates the third round. Several pundits question whether these two can continue to punish each other like that for an extended period of time especially that Merna is a new face on the American market and her true skills remain a mystery on this side of the pond. However she only buckles under Wilkinson's uppercut abuse in the final stretch and wobbles back to the ropes with a whimper. Kendra screams out in delight and delivers a drilling double on the solar plexus followed by more spiking blows to the liver area and that late push probably wins her the round as Merna looks absolutely furious out there and issues a vocal tirade aimed at nobody in particular.
The two blondes go right back at each other and the war of attirion script meets obvious support from the audience. Kendra leans on the older girl and thumps her to the breadbasket while almost head-butting her in the proccess but Gemma finds a hole around the elbows and pierces the liver area before an uppercut switch catches the playmate cold straight up the middle. A couple of Merna's uppercuts bounce off the 34G chest and tag the chin on the follow up which results in Wilkinson's guard collapse and then the English tourist RIPS one on the windpipe that removes air from the playmate's throat... Uh-oh! Kendra yelps in pain and wobbles forward as the 'Hollyoaks' babe piles on with more uppercut pressure and whacks the playmate's boobs from bth flanks. Wilkinson suddenly fish-tails on her knees and begins to gurgle in despair as she still can't find her breath but that only fuels Merna's desire as she launches another uppercut flurry that lifts Kendra's boobs into her chin and makes her cry out in pain. This is a brutal drive from the tourist who dismantles whatever's left from the American's guard and mercilessly batters her cleavage until Kendra can't take it anymore AND DROPS TO HER BUMS with another loud whimper. Uh-oh! She rolls onto her right side and spits out the mouthpiece but more importantly, remains short of oxygen and fails to beat the count!!! KO4 Gemma Merna!!!
AFTER: That's a massive performance from the English tourist who keeps shouting in delight as Kendra remains horizontal on the canvas. Lookout Atlantic's manager Nicole Richie removes the blonde's gloves to make way for further activities and the banged up playmate soon gets dragged around the ring by the hair before getting mounted and breast-smothered much to the crowd's delight. Gemma rubs her enhanced tits against Kendra's face and forces a confession out of her to put the icing on the cake:
"Who stopped your jugs, you filthy beggar?
"Uh... ahemm... You did, you filthy English tramp! Get off me!!"
"Not so fast, you ugly bytch! It's lights out time!!!"
"Nooooooooooo!!! Let go off me... let go... arghhh..."
Kendra's pleas for mercy disappear underneath Gemma's 38G assets and the official warning to Demi Rose has been sent! If the Odds & Ends entourage hoped to catch a vulnerable and banged up opponent next, they won't be granted their wish. Meanwhile Pamela Anderson probably wouldn't mind blasting Kendra's tits off herself now. Wilkinson's free agency tenure rewinds the tape back to the days when Tess Valmore used to call her "the worst fighter in the entire FCBA". One would have thought she deserves better but the post-O&E results speak for themselves.
Final result: Gemma Merna def. Kendra Wilkinson KO4.