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Post by Ginny on Dec 7, 2017 18:23:53 GMT -6
Now that the FCBA's First Annual "New Year's Eve at the Roadhouse" party is in the final planning stages, it's time to look ahead to 2018.
Let's use this thread to get "ahead of the curve" for once, and instead of waiting for that frantic, mid-month, email from Lookout begging us to come up with "a theme, any theme" for that month's PPV spectacular, let's post OUR suggestions, ideas, other topical suggestions HERE so Lookout can peruse them at his leisure and choose one each month that syncs with his mood on that particular day.
Since it's MY idea, and MY thread, I get to make the first suggestions. (BTW, if you've seen these elsewhere, don't blame me! There's no patent on genius...)
(FCBA Tournament/PPV Ideas /Suggestions and downright brilliant flashes of insight!)
1. “Gena Lee Nolin Memorial PPV”
Any Knockdown, KO, or Submission MUST be by “low blow” only! Any fighter landing a punch above the belt will receive an automatic 1 point deduction (for each). Fighters landing 10 or more “above the belt blasts” (in the opinion of the referee) WILL be disqualified... immediately!!
2. “Theron/Strahovski/Keibler/Swift/Loken/et. al. Memorial PPV”
At least ONE participant in each bout must be a B-cup or smaller. Those with A-cup's get a +1 point per round score bump.
3. “JMD vs jmd PPV"
All fighters fight with hands tied behind them; can only “slug with jug.” Each bout is between a fighter of cup size of D (or greater) and her opponent must be (C minus or smaller).
AKA: “JUGGS of Mass Distraction” (vs) 'juglets of minor dimension'.
A fighter with a D (or larger) cup size determined to be 'all natural' (i.e., non-augmented) receives a +1 point bonus per round. [Bring on the body bags!]
4. AARP PPV
Each bout features one fighter “over 40” vs. an opponent “under 30 (or 25? or 27? pick one or name your own age).”
A fighter who fights under her natural hair color (i.e., sans hair dye (as determined by the commissioner using the industry standard “collar/cuffs” test) will receive a +1 point bonus per round.
5. “Blind Woman's Bluff” PPV
All fighters compete blindfolded. Seconds may yell directions to their fighter from ringside.
6. “Blind Man's Bluff” PPV
All fighters compete in the nude; the audience is blindfolded.
7. “Gena Lee Nolin Memorial PPV II”
Fighters compete as usual, the judges are blindfolded.
There, that's just a taste to whet your whistles....let's see what YOU can come up with!!
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Post by caspian on Dec 8, 2017 7:39:46 GMT -6
Would love to see a variation of your 'low blow' match. Something like anything goes 'below the neck', where the face is off limits and the only way to win is for your opponent to fail to rise for the ten count from the body abuse.
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Post by The Grand WIzard on Dec 8, 2017 15:18:16 GMT -6
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Post by Ginny on Dec 8, 2017 19:05:47 GMT -6
Re: "anything goes 'below the neck'"
I can see it now....
"... circling mid-ring. And there's a left to the knee.... DOWN GOES FRAZIER....DOWN GOES FRAZIER...DOWN GOES FRAZIER!
McKinney got ALL of Upton's right knee and the big blond went down.... the count is... FOUR...FIVE..."
Meanwhile, at ringside, Tess Valmore is beside herself. She looks to her left and says, "Tess, did you see that left hook? OH, the humanity. When ever will they ban this cruel sport of 'below the head boxing' and bring back the old style fights. This is giving me the vapors! I used to enjoy that one where, what was her name...oh yes, Strahovski... and the old GOAT Theron squared off (topless, no doubt) with their lovely little 'Jugs of Minimal Volume' tittle fights. I watched those on my Kindle as a wee child. Tess? Tess, where'd she go?" Darn. She was right beside me a second ago...
(Actually, some kind of "Body Punishment Endurance" rules harken back to the olden tymes when they just fought until someone was either KO'd, quit, or dropped from exhaustion.) THERE'S A REASON HE'S CALLED THE "Wizzard"!
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Post by boobytrap1 on Dec 9, 2017 12:46:30 GMT -6
JMD vs jmd PPV sounds like it could bring a lot of bad feelings to the surface, I love it. Jenny McCarthy could finally get her hands on Theron...and get promptly beat down like never before. Would love to see some lesser used big girls make an appearance like Celeste Bonin and Antje Utgaard go up against some smaller chested women.
Got a few ideas of own:
Mob Justice- loser gets dragged through the crowd/opposing stable by a leash (either on two feet or on all fours), and is victim to the hungry hands of whoever gets close.
Tied by Fate- Fighters are connected by a rope or leather attached by the wrists or collars
Redemption or Ridicule- All rematches of very one-sided bouts(whether legitimate or through cheating), if the previous loser is redeemed she can boss her rival around for 24 hours. If the previous loser fails again, she becomes a servant to the winner for 48 hours, must kneel before her conqueror, and if the winner wants...can spank the loser in the ring until she's satisfied.
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Post by Ginny on Dec 9, 2017 16:25:06 GMT -6
HIGHLIGHTS ADDED FOR CLARITY....JMD vs jmd PPV sounds like it could bring a lot of bad feelings to the surface, I love it. Jenny McCarthy could finally get her hands on Theron...and get promptly beat down like never before. Would love to see some lesser used big girls make an appearance like Celeste Bonin and Antje Utgaard go up against some smaller chested women. Got a few ideas of own: Mob Justice- loser gets dragged through the crowd/opposing stable by a leash (either on two feet or on all fours), and is victim to the hungry hands of whoever gets close. Tied by Fate- Fighters are connected by a rope or leather attached by the wrists or collars ( HEY! How about collars that EXPLODE after 5 rounds?) Redemption or Ridicule- All rematches of very one-sided bouts(whether legitimate or through cheating), if the previous loser is redeemed she can boss her rival around for 24 hours. If the previous loser fails again, she becomes a servant to the winner for 48 hours, must kneel before her conqueror, and if the winner wants...can spank the loser in the ring until she's satisfied. THIS ONE is - by faaar - the one most likely to be adopted by FCBA!! And the sooner the better. "Who needs JMDD?") ! Now.... THIS is what I'M talkin' 'bout!! I also nominate Tess Valmore to be in charge of: " ensuring each and every one of these bouts is carried off - on time and in a manner prescribed by the FCBA Rules of Combat." I'd love see Tess outfitted with one of those "exploding collars" while she's doing this. If she had to make THIS SH*T happen... her cranium, would indeed EX-PL-OH-MYGOD-DODE!! Too many of you are either thinking 'small'.... or just not thinking a-tall! P.S., We kid only because we love y'all!!! |
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Post by Punchaholics Anonymous on Dec 9, 2017 16:58:49 GMT -6
Seems like there's demand for more Punchfest '15! Which would be nice if I even had the ability to keep the main roster busy.
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Post by Lookout! Boxing on Dec 9, 2017 23:18:55 GMT -6
Now that the FCBA's First Annual " New Year's Eve at the Roadhouse" party is in the final planning stages, it's time to look ahead to 2018. Let's use this thread to get "ahead of the curve" for once, and instead of waiting for that frantic, mid-month, email from Lookout begging us to come up with "a theme, any theme" for that month's PPV spectacular, let's post OUR suggestions, ideas, other topical suggestions HERE so Lookout can peruse them at his leisure and choose one each month that syncs with his mood on that particular day. Absolutely - I don't think there's wrong with trying to get ahead of the curve and of course, I'm always amazed by the ingenuity, creativity and talent on display as people come up with these intriguing and fun ideas! Now, I don't know whether any of these will necessarily be a theme for an entire PPV, but certainly should be perfect for a mini-PPV perhaps and absolutely a lot of these are great high-stakes gimmick bouts. Nothing could spice up or kick off a wild rivalry than some of these gimmick matches, which could be a lot of fun and I think that we should be able to see at least a few these, although not all of them, in the upcoming months! I can see a few more like a "First to Cry" match, "Last Woman Standing", "Paddle on a Pole" type of stuff that you see in pro wrestling all of the time (at least the last two), but there's no reason why they can't work for boxing as well! Keep coming up with interesting ideas and we'll see when we can make some of these happen!  Thanks for bringing this to the boards for people to come up with ideas, Ginny! |
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Post by Lookout! Boxing on Dec 9, 2017 23:20:13 GMT -6
Seems like there's demand for more Punchfest '15! Which would be nice if I even had the ability to keep the main roster busy. Absolutely - we enjoyed some of the Punchfest stuff and clearly the fans did too, but we'll work with you to come up with fun ideas in order to keep the main roster busy and still allow you to do some of the out-of-the-box thinking you enjoy too! |
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Post by Lookout! Boxing on Dec 9, 2017 23:21:42 GMT -6
JMD vs jmd PPV sounds like it could bring a lot of bad feelings to the surface, I love it. Jenny McCarthy could finally get her hands on Theron...and get promptly beat down like never before. Would love to see some lesser used big girls make an appearance like Celeste Bonin and Antje Utgaard go up against some smaller chested women. Got a few ideas of own: Mob Justice- loser gets dragged through the crowd/opposing stable by a leash (either on two feet or on all fours), and is victim to the hungry hands of whoever gets close. Tied by Fate- Fighters are connected by a rope or leather attached by the wrists or collars Redemption or Ridicule- All rematches of very one-sided bouts(whether legitimate or through cheating), if the previous loser is redeemed she can boss her rival around for 24 hours. If the previous loser fails again, she becomes a servant to the winner for 48 hours, must kneel before her conqueror, and if the winner wants...can spank the loser in the ring until she's satisfied. We always enjoy it when the fans get involved and come up with really fun ideas! Thanks a lot for your thoughts and participation - keep 'em coming! |
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Post by boobytrap1 on Dec 11, 2017 1:32:10 GMT -6
Had one more idea:
Wheel of Misfortune- All fights are from established rivalries(recent or from past years), losers have to spin a wheel to decided their punishment. JMD, BMD, Bodysaddle, Walk of Shame, Kissing feet, whatever you can come up with so get creative. Like reading a prepared statement postfight either in the ring or to the press, written by the winner(check Ferguson/Lively for example).
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Post by Bonzo on Dec 11, 2017 12:03:11 GMT -6
Lots of creative ideas around here! My favourite would have to be Caspian's variation of a "below the neck" fight that is all about hurting a girl to the body, with no shots to the face. Many other ideas are a tad too gimmick-y for my taste, but that one still has the feel of a genuine competitive boxing duel.
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Post by Tractorpull on Dec 11, 2017 13:50:59 GMT -6
I kkow you may not believe this, but I could be wrolng. I think the below the neck fight has occurred sometime during the past. I seen to recall one having been done
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Post by Vassago on Dec 11, 2017 15:55:53 GMT -6
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Post by Ginny on Dec 25, 2017 7:32:10 GMT -6
We bet even Allison Mack doesn't remember... How about a PPV theme.... Son of A Beach!
Wherein... (every...or at least one of) the fighters in a bout - first, or last, name - ends in ...son. As in Alli SON Mack or Gillian Ander SON, etc., with the fights held on various famous/infamous beaches around the world. Everywhere from an Arctic shore Ice Hotel, to an Antarctic freshwater runoff; from Thailand to the Red Sea; from a former Soviet-era Siberian gulag to a Sub-Saharan African Shark watching camp. Venue's limited only by your imagination! At last glance, there were something like 75-80 women listed on the wiki page who meet that criteria (some inactive since the 60's, others may, sadly, be deceased. But even with as few as 30, it would be enough for (depending on whether the criteria is ONE or BOTH) 15-30 fights, or more. Why, even Lookout could come up with that many results.... especially with a little help from a Wizard (and, of course, the delectable Miss Tess Val d'mort!) A potential downside, an unintended consequence; using such a "provocative" PPV title may be that hundreds of additional viewers stumble onto the FCBA when the title pops up in a Goggle or Bingo search.... I certainly wouldn't want to be responsible for THAT nightmare!!
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Post by Vassago on Dec 25, 2017 13:35:47 GMT -6
Well, there was always this gem...  Btw, speaking of sons, Kendra and Pamela would probably battle it in body paint for free these days... |
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