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Post by Vanessa Hudgens on Dec 6, 2017 8:11:06 GMT -6
Obviously, as you can see from the latest rankings, I'm the number one contender for the belts. Foxy, that no-talent hack, is obviously out on vacation but I did get ahold of her and she said I could pick anybody I want. If I win, I get a title shot in January. That would be amazing to kick off 2018 to take MY titles back where they belong, around the fittest waist in the league. But, what would make it even more amazing? Kicking the fat, overrated ass of Jessica Lowndes, making her cry, smothering the sh*t out of her and making her admit that I'm the freaking fittest on my way back to the top. So, Jessi, I've conquered you so many times and made you my b*tch, how about one more time? Winner gets a shot at the title and of course, bragging rights. Ready to put up or finally, in what would be an early Christmas gift for the league, shut up? All I want for Christmas is to break you. You on board to lose to these Abs of Mass Destruction, loser Lowndes? Vanessa Hudgens Fittest Flyweight In The FCBA Conqueror of Jessica Lookout! Boxing
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Post by Conqueror of Nessa on Dec 6, 2017 13:17:48 GMT -6
"There she goes again! The artist formerly known as the Fittest S### this side of Mississippi! Megan Fox has upset Cheryl before but we're raising the stakes now! I'm ready to claim the divisional title again and wrecking Vanessa Hudgens' overrated ass along the way will be simply a bonus! Move over, cow! We all know this full-time Disney brat punches above her weight! Nina Dobrev is the real Lookout star and #1 Fittest girl out there. But I've taken this impostor to the cleaners before and I'm gonna punch holes in her abs again later this month! I simply can't wait to see you cry one more time! (giggles) Consider yourself knocked out already!" xxx Jessi Conqueror of Nessa Who needs some random Disney brat when you've got this?
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