Thanksgiving Boxing at the Big House

Tahnee Atkinson vs Champion Kate Upton (JMDD Title fight)

Before: Kate’s insistence that Tahnee kissed her tits after losing the JMDD title to her back in March has triggered this series of grudge matches. They’ve met up twice before in the aftermath of matches, with both getting engulfed in the other’s sweaty cleavage: Kate at the Ice Hotel in June, Tahnee after Kate’s title fight last month. Pre-fight press conferences and social media stoking the fires, the weigh-in devolves into a tanktop-ripping, back-scratching catball that sees both fighter’s shorts pulled down in the back, revealing their thongs.

Tahnee in a tight black bikini, straining to contain her assets, matching gloves, hair back in a battle bun. Kate enters with JMDD jeweled bra and tiara on her head, hometown crowd on its feet. She strips down in the ring to a white bikini, white gloves, blonde hair in a fighting pony.

Girls forehead-to-forehead and tit-to-tit during instructions, hands resting on each other’s buttocks. At the ref’s request to touch gloves, instead four hands are raised and four hammerfists slam down on two sets of glutes, sending rounded rumps rippling!

R1: Kate throwing hard rights to the jugs, dipping left on follow through, ripping back up the gut a spanking hook. Tahnee also body conscious, shooting the left hand high to intercept Upton's right on the way in, hoisting a pitiless right hand square to belly. Even first minute, girls duck in close to work the body, graduating up top and ATKINSON BEATS KATE TO A HOOK! Tahnee hopping in, knuckles a rangefinding left to the chest and BENDS into a greasing right hand off the chin - UPTON GOES DOWN! Kate off her feet, lands buttocks, elbows and back with a crash at the ropes! Tahnee BEAMING at the sight - no fluke as she comes off the body and clips Upton clean! Heroic effort from Kate to beat the count - OH she's woozy at the bell.

R2: Kate’s definitely telegraphing, Tahnee’s blocking the overhand right and countering with a short little right uppercut to the chin - Aussie has hometown girl backing out and regrouping early. Midway through the first minute, Upton stepping into a thudding right hand to the pit of stomach and cashes in with a clouting hook to jaw - ATKINSON GOES DOWN! Bang-bang punching drops Tahnee to her backside - Kate stomping forward and trampling the girl as though she “can't stop her forward momentum” ref asks for better sportsmanship, gets an eyeroll. Atkinson up, but dazed - she takes a swaying 8 - Upton hard-eyed as she moves in. Good rough consolidation for Kate: head down, reaching in with her left to push back on Tahnee's right bicep, checking the chin with a swinging right hand, then pushing up to bang the body. Atkinson sitting in the ropes, getting bludgeoned - she's staring, dishelved as Upton mauls her to the bell. Kate forcing eye contact at the break: Tahnee's cheeks tear-stained, trembling lower lip.

R3: Tahnee takes out the crowbar. Kate caught in the first minute by a driving right hand, the Bossy Aussie plowing home from outside Upton's left shoulder, sending the hometown girl staggering sideways. Middle minute a beefy consolidation in Kate's midsection - Tahnee just beating her girl against the ropes, palming shoulder and reefing hooks upstairs and down - blonde bent double, too hurt to clinch. Final minute - Atkinson goes for it. Crowd roaring as Upton reels from one right hand after another on her chin - Tahnee systematically setting up the killshots with bruising, batting work against the flanks. Atkinson just scything away, ropey lefts and rights, then those diamond cutter right hands - Upton shabby against the ropes as she takes and takes and takes to the bell. Kate reeling, left hand at her side, right dumb under her chin - Tahnee storming back to her corner with a hint of frustration on her lips, Upton getting feverish work done in her corner.

R4: Kate blocking Tahnee's right, then coming inside with short, stuffing right hands - tucking the blows in as she bodies up close. Upton’s turn, pumping rights over and over have Atkinson cramped up in shock. Kate rhythmic as she blocks, and goes to body with driving right hands. Upton really getting up into Atkinson, maintaining position inside and working with special savagery along the brunette's beltline. Tahnee butt in the ropes from the midway point - starts to dawn on her that these are special punches - withering, ferocious mule kicks up into her belly and breasts, hard against her ribs - she's breaking down as Kate picks up the pace. Upton digging in with glittering eyes - getting easier and easier to wrap up either of Atkinsons's arms and work that struggling midsection with the free mitt. 10 second mark - Kate pushes Tahnee up onto the strands, then stoops to plug that right hand square to trunks - drawing fresh sobs of shock from a distraught Aussie. Absolutely heinous - Upton muscling Atkinson back with a raised left forearm, POUNDING away with right hands down between creamy thighs. Bell sounds - ref tackles Kate away - Tahnee hugging at herself, sobbing curses as blonde is muscled to her corner - long delay as ref struggles to restore order.

R5: Tahnee climbs on top of Kate with a new cloying, smothering attack - heads in close, always with one arm or the other riding around her blonde for control, open mouth wet on Upton's shoulder, face or neck throughout. Atkinson arching her back and hauling heavy left or right uppercuts up into Kate's ribs, writhing to pull swiping blows across her jaw from close in - blonde reeling in the grasp, ragdoll, not holding her ground. At the ropes, Tahnee leaning in, pushing Kate's arms away and going tummy&tits with thick, sinuous punches - digging 'em in, then bodying up to press the American into the ropes. Steamy, exhausting stuff for both girls, but down the stretch, Atkinson has Upton in trouble. Kate wilting forward, Tahnee strong in front, scooping punches to the body around blonde's arms, then wriggling up underneath to score between them. Now it’s Upton stumbling forward, bent nearly double, Atkinson stepping back in good order and slopping on lashing lefts and rights, stroking jugs, clipping the chin and UPTON GOES DOWN! Kate sprawling to her face deep in slumber and it's OVER! KO5 in heartpounding fashion for the winner and NEW JMDD Champion, Tahnee Atkinson!

After: Monster punching from Tahnee simply numbing Kate, denting her chin and knocking her out to the body. Atkinson's awash with bloodlust, storming across the ring with gloves removed, reaching under Upton's arms and hauling her bawling to her feet for a glorious walk of shame. Tahnee prancing - loving it - she caps it off by jamming a wobbly butt Kate in to a corner, draping the hometown girl's limp left leg over a middle rope to leave her on shabby display. Atkinson pressing in close, arms wrapped around Upton’s head as she pulls her into the smother, hissing into Upton's ear, Kate eyes clenched, squeezing out tears, not fighting the smother, she just wants it all to end.

WOOO! BMD and Body Saddle!