Post by caspian on Nov 11, 2017 16:50:22 GMT -6
2. Nina Agdal versus Miranda Kerr
(Words: Caspian, Results: Lookout!)
Nina:
(25, 5’9, 121, 11:4 FCBA, VIXENs)
Miranda:
(34, 5’9, 10:2 FCBA, Downunder Boxing)
BEFORE:
Not sure what VIX management was thinking, letting Ms Agdal duel two of her toughest opponents in the span of two days… Nina only *just* getting knocked out by Kelly Rohrbach yesterday, before being jetted off halfway around the world to face off against Miranda Kerr in her next fight in Macau.
Ms Agdal recovering on the private jet over, had some time to answer reporters’ questions while the medical team patches her up best they can.
“I know people are saying I’m crazy, but I’m really ready to *cough* do this,” the blonde adamantly insisting despite the many band-aids littering her face and body.
She looks like a living mummy, parts of her body wrapped about with bandages and patches of skin still showing sensitive red and already starting to bruise from her brawl with Rohrbach.
“I still said yes to facing Kerr. Like Decker, I have a score to settle with this girl. Plus…” she winks. “I wouldn't miss the Victoria’s Secret fashion show for the world.”
Flashforward and it’s the third fight of this quarterfinal event, and Nina emerges from behind the pink curtains looking none the worse for wear, confidently strutting onto the catwalk in bubblegum pink lingerie. Either the Vixen’s body has remarkable healing abilities or the backstage crew has some wicked makeup skills.
Next, it’s her opponent’s turn to enter the arena and the contrast is clear: Miranda Kerr looking fresh and ready to rumble by comparison, bouncing up and down in black satin bra and panties, which go well with her tanned skin.
“Quality over quantity dear. Nina thinks that more means more. She thinks that getting into more fights is somehow going to magically make her a better fighter. Well sweetie, more also means more times you fall,” Kerr shaking a finger at Nina and then blowing her a kiss.
Atmosphere gets even more tense when the girls face off at the podium and Miranda sultrily plants a fist on Nina’s body, taunting: “How's your tummy, babe? Did Kelly take care of it for me?” to which an enraged Nina responds with a hard SLAP to her face before shoving her back with both hands.
Girls herded to their corners before they can charge right back into each other and now look formally ready to get in each other’s faces. Referee rings the bell and here we go!!
ROUND 1:
Miranda still playing coy with the wounded Vixen, thinks she’s gonna get an easy win here and starts circling Nina with occasional jabs thrown at her in order to see if her theory’s correct. Nina not the sharpest tool in the shed especially after fighting a 10-round grueling slugfest just a few hours ago, gets her face peppered with punches but none of them doing much damage individually. Collectively, however, Miranda should be taking her own advice about quality trumping quantity, now Nina biting back with harder shots that land less frequently but more effectively, slamming into her chin and then into the body in the second half of the round. Miranda shocked by the amount of energy still in Nina’s reserve, gets caught off guard quite literally when Nina snaps another hook into her face in the last few seconds, sending her stumbling to the ropes. Bell rings however and that’s all both girls can do in the first round.
ROUND 2:
Nina putting in her 110% effort in that first round, and looks like she’s finally exerted herself fully… and we’re only in the second round. Miranda cautious at first, arms up high to guard, but when Agdal doesn’t attack either, the Australian charges. Jab-jab frustrate Nina up high before her already-bruised tummy starts eating more stiff shots from Kerr’s long jab. Agdal doing her best to block incoming shots, only in second half does she realise she can also back away out of range. Miranda following her, however, and the girls exchange distant jabs to the cheeks in mutual abuse of power. Nina’s first to capitalise and snap another one-two fists into the busty’s girl’s chest. Shock on Kerr’s face but the brunette DUCKS under a follow-through right hook and SNAPS Nina’s head back instead. Miranda’s freshness definitely going to play a deciding factor here, with Nina’s fatigue already affecting her agility.
ROUND 3:
Success of previous round sees Miranda rushing forward at the bell, sensing Nina’s premature end. Nina scooting backwards on her long legs, out of the way of some nasty hooks that would have ended the fight there and then if they had landed, instead she religiously plants her fist into Miranda’s cheek as she body turns with the missed shot, even slapping some leather into her sides whilst she’s in close range. Miranda growling as each shot lands, thinking to herself by gosh she’s not going to let some unknown Danish girl upstage her. Last minute sees the Aussie barreling in with her mitts close to the chest - Agdal’s jab-jab to her nose doesn’t deter her as she PLOWS both mitts into Nina’s body, gurgling her and sending shivers down her spine. Girls clinch up and wrestle back-and-forth, with Nina wisely showing that she can still win this round by close margin if she negates the incoming damage.
ROUND 4:
Not so for the fourth, however, with Miranda repeating her charging move at the advice from her corner, who correctly predicts that she should be using her higher energy levels to greater effect. Nina getting rocked now as Kerr keeps on her throughout the round, even when the Vixen tries to get away like last time. Kerr firing a barrage of jabs into the face and body, keeping immense pressure on. Nina has no choice again but to clinch forward when her adversary gets in too close, but this time Miranda’s ready for her, digging a glove into her toned midsection and sides and then slowly shoving her back to the ropes when Nina cannot do more to resist in her weakened state. Last few seconds see Kerr just whacking away at the underbelly, shoving hands into the clinch and sending a groaning Nina’s butt into the ropes as she’s folded over repeatedly.
ROUND 5:
Miranda confidently raising a fist to the crowd in between rounds. By golly she’s won this fight before and this time intends to go ALL the way to the finals and win this tournament as well. Nina sharing the same determination, however, and the two girls realised long ago they have to go through each other to reach the same prize. They meet in the center simultaneously packing a punch into the side of each other’s cheek, then hup hup hup exchange body blows up into the sternum. But Agdal now gritting her teeth and SWIVELS the Aussie’s head on its hinges with a nasty right hook! Miranda goes URRK, but steadies herself almost immediately and fires off a right hook of her own, which Nina ducks under in the nick of time. Shots fired into her stomach and Miranda looks more wounded now as she’s the one being driven backwards. Nina sensing the end here and puts all her power into a right cross after right cross, but they only succeed in knocking Kerr backwards when they hit the middle of her forearms over and over again and not score on her face. Not denying it: a good round for the Vixen, but she can’t afford to go the distance in this manner for long, not against someone fresh and dangerous like Kerr.
ROUND 6:
Ooops - we bloody well spoke too soon - Nina gets the better of another wild exchange in the middle of the ring and POPS an uppercut into Miranda’s jaw! OUCH! Miranda seeing stars as the move’s repeated twice - legs shaky as Nina lets out a strangled cry and PLOWS ANOTHER into the side of her head, and DOWN SHE GOES!! Miranda floored on her back by that combination of power-punches!! Crowd lets out a general shout at this possible and shocking end! Could this be over??
Nina looks like she’s praying that it is - she’s already slouched in own corner, legs lookin’ ready to give out, but watches in tired horror as Miranda starts to stir back up almost immediately... Those shots to her chin MUST have done at least some damage, no?? Tough luck for the Vixen when Kerr makes it back up to her feet by the count of 8, panting slightly and looking dazed but nonetheless ready to get right back in. A minute left on the clock and it’s a pity when Nina herself can’t seem to charge forward to capitalise, instead has to cross the expanse of the ring with a slow shuffle, giving Miranda ample time to recover in between. Nina sort of wades clumsily into her opponent still on the ropes, shoving a glove into her belly, but it’s an easy job for Kerr to stay alive until the bell rings again when you attacker looks equally knocked out.
ROUND 7:
Nina had her chance back there but didn't manage to take it, now suffering for it: she’s stunned in the face by a right cross from Kerr early on, lets out another GULP and stumbles backwards. Miranda keeping her distance and biding her time though, cracking stiff shots past her guard and into the chin, with Nina barely fighting back at this point. Second half sees a sudden one-two PAK PAK of body hooks that crunch into Miranda’s ribs, before Nina haplessly wails away at her guard - could this be her resurgent moment right here? Nope… Not at all... Kerr fighting right back with more snap shots to the middle of her nose, before FLOORING Agdal when she’s least looking, a clothesline hammer hook plowing into her lower chin and sweeping her clean off her feet and onto her back! It’s a revenge knockout for Miranda Kerr in the third minute!!
Groggy Nina tossing and turning, chest rising and falling as she struggles to get back up. Kerr looking smug in neutral corner, body still looking untouched and ready to go another ten rounds. No wonder she’s such an Angel! If a lesser woman were in Nina’s shoes, she would have just chosen to just stay down at this point, but Nina pushing her body to the limits here, makes it back up by a hair of a nine-count. She lives to fight another round tonight!
ROUND 8:
The fans giving the underdog some encouragement, chanting Nina’s name in between. Between VIX’s birthday bash yesterday and the grueling flight over the Atlantic, even Luisana Lopilato managed to be part of Agdal’s entourage tonight, whispering kind words into her ear from corner, telling her she can do this. Steve Boyd also doing his best to urge his girl on, downing her head and shoulders with cold water.
Miranda is of course smirking at all this from the other corner of the ring. From afar, it looks like a 3-vs-1 battle with the resplendent brunette all alone but needing no one else to fight her battles for her. When the bell rings though it’s pure one-on-one action anyways, and for a good early portion Nina fighting like she’s on fire again, bombarding Miranda’s guard with punches and pushing her head back with a couple of stiff shots. But soon enough she runs out of steam and finds her lackluster punches getting parried sideways from technical Miranda. Uh oh - Kerr slapping a right hook of hers clean away with a raised bicep, then a right hand of her own comes sweeping in from the side... SMASHES clean and contorts Nina’s face! UGHH! She’s rocked bad! On comes Miranda swiftly getting in there, another left-right pump pump into her gut bowls her over, leaving her chin free to get BLASTED backwards by a textbook uppercut… AND DOWN AGDAL GOES in the second and FINAL KO of the evening!! Nina’s not moving an inch this time, head rolling to one side knocked out cold!
Official Decision: Miranda Kerr defeats Nina Agdal via KO8!
AFTER:
Nina fans shaking their heads in collective disappointment and even some frustration - this is NO way to manage a girl... c’mon VIX?!? Outcome of this fight long expected and not even Nina herself could manage to tip them in her favour, for all her tough talk about how she fashions herself as superwoman.
Miranda all smiles though, cooly relaxing on the ropes as Nina’s corner helps her back to her feet with a groan and out of the ring. Miranda parading all four corners herself, eager to get one step closer to the tournament’s victory. Later, she puts Nina to rest when addressing the reporters: “I always knew I was going to win. OK OK Nina’s tough as nails for doing this and I’ll give her credit for going 8 rounds with me tonight. But it was ONLY a matter of time before she went down. AND... it’ll only be a matter of time before I take that coveted diamond-studded bra for my prize!”
(Words: Caspian, Results: Lookout!)
Nina:
(25, 5’9, 121, 11:4 FCBA, VIXENs)
Miranda:
(34, 5’9, 10:2 FCBA, Downunder Boxing)
BEFORE:
Not sure what VIX management was thinking, letting Ms Agdal duel two of her toughest opponents in the span of two days… Nina only *just* getting knocked out by Kelly Rohrbach yesterday, before being jetted off halfway around the world to face off against Miranda Kerr in her next fight in Macau.
Ms Agdal recovering on the private jet over, had some time to answer reporters’ questions while the medical team patches her up best they can.
“I know people are saying I’m crazy, but I’m really ready to *cough* do this,” the blonde adamantly insisting despite the many band-aids littering her face and body.
She looks like a living mummy, parts of her body wrapped about with bandages and patches of skin still showing sensitive red and already starting to bruise from her brawl with Rohrbach.
“I still said yes to facing Kerr. Like Decker, I have a score to settle with this girl. Plus…” she winks. “I wouldn't miss the Victoria’s Secret fashion show for the world.”
Flashforward and it’s the third fight of this quarterfinal event, and Nina emerges from behind the pink curtains looking none the worse for wear, confidently strutting onto the catwalk in bubblegum pink lingerie. Either the Vixen’s body has remarkable healing abilities or the backstage crew has some wicked makeup skills.
Next, it’s her opponent’s turn to enter the arena and the contrast is clear: Miranda Kerr looking fresh and ready to rumble by comparison, bouncing up and down in black satin bra and panties, which go well with her tanned skin.
“Quality over quantity dear. Nina thinks that more means more. She thinks that getting into more fights is somehow going to magically make her a better fighter. Well sweetie, more also means more times you fall,” Kerr shaking a finger at Nina and then blowing her a kiss.
Atmosphere gets even more tense when the girls face off at the podium and Miranda sultrily plants a fist on Nina’s body, taunting: “How's your tummy, babe? Did Kelly take care of it for me?” to which an enraged Nina responds with a hard SLAP to her face before shoving her back with both hands.
Girls herded to their corners before they can charge right back into each other and now look formally ready to get in each other’s faces. Referee rings the bell and here we go!!
ROUND 1:
Miranda still playing coy with the wounded Vixen, thinks she’s gonna get an easy win here and starts circling Nina with occasional jabs thrown at her in order to see if her theory’s correct. Nina not the sharpest tool in the shed especially after fighting a 10-round grueling slugfest just a few hours ago, gets her face peppered with punches but none of them doing much damage individually. Collectively, however, Miranda should be taking her own advice about quality trumping quantity, now Nina biting back with harder shots that land less frequently but more effectively, slamming into her chin and then into the body in the second half of the round. Miranda shocked by the amount of energy still in Nina’s reserve, gets caught off guard quite literally when Nina snaps another hook into her face in the last few seconds, sending her stumbling to the ropes. Bell rings however and that’s all both girls can do in the first round.
ROUND 2:
Nina putting in her 110% effort in that first round, and looks like she’s finally exerted herself fully… and we’re only in the second round. Miranda cautious at first, arms up high to guard, but when Agdal doesn’t attack either, the Australian charges. Jab-jab frustrate Nina up high before her already-bruised tummy starts eating more stiff shots from Kerr’s long jab. Agdal doing her best to block incoming shots, only in second half does she realise she can also back away out of range. Miranda following her, however, and the girls exchange distant jabs to the cheeks in mutual abuse of power. Nina’s first to capitalise and snap another one-two fists into the busty’s girl’s chest. Shock on Kerr’s face but the brunette DUCKS under a follow-through right hook and SNAPS Nina’s head back instead. Miranda’s freshness definitely going to play a deciding factor here, with Nina’s fatigue already affecting her agility.
ROUND 3:
Success of previous round sees Miranda rushing forward at the bell, sensing Nina’s premature end. Nina scooting backwards on her long legs, out of the way of some nasty hooks that would have ended the fight there and then if they had landed, instead she religiously plants her fist into Miranda’s cheek as she body turns with the missed shot, even slapping some leather into her sides whilst she’s in close range. Miranda growling as each shot lands, thinking to herself by gosh she’s not going to let some unknown Danish girl upstage her. Last minute sees the Aussie barreling in with her mitts close to the chest - Agdal’s jab-jab to her nose doesn’t deter her as she PLOWS both mitts into Nina’s body, gurgling her and sending shivers down her spine. Girls clinch up and wrestle back-and-forth, with Nina wisely showing that she can still win this round by close margin if she negates the incoming damage.
ROUND 4:
Not so for the fourth, however, with Miranda repeating her charging move at the advice from her corner, who correctly predicts that she should be using her higher energy levels to greater effect. Nina getting rocked now as Kerr keeps on her throughout the round, even when the Vixen tries to get away like last time. Kerr firing a barrage of jabs into the face and body, keeping immense pressure on. Nina has no choice again but to clinch forward when her adversary gets in too close, but this time Miranda’s ready for her, digging a glove into her toned midsection and sides and then slowly shoving her back to the ropes when Nina cannot do more to resist in her weakened state. Last few seconds see Kerr just whacking away at the underbelly, shoving hands into the clinch and sending a groaning Nina’s butt into the ropes as she’s folded over repeatedly.
ROUND 5:
Miranda confidently raising a fist to the crowd in between rounds. By golly she’s won this fight before and this time intends to go ALL the way to the finals and win this tournament as well. Nina sharing the same determination, however, and the two girls realised long ago they have to go through each other to reach the same prize. They meet in the center simultaneously packing a punch into the side of each other’s cheek, then hup hup hup exchange body blows up into the sternum. But Agdal now gritting her teeth and SWIVELS the Aussie’s head on its hinges with a nasty right hook! Miranda goes URRK, but steadies herself almost immediately and fires off a right hook of her own, which Nina ducks under in the nick of time. Shots fired into her stomach and Miranda looks more wounded now as she’s the one being driven backwards. Nina sensing the end here and puts all her power into a right cross after right cross, but they only succeed in knocking Kerr backwards when they hit the middle of her forearms over and over again and not score on her face. Not denying it: a good round for the Vixen, but she can’t afford to go the distance in this manner for long, not against someone fresh and dangerous like Kerr.
ROUND 6:
Ooops - we bloody well spoke too soon - Nina gets the better of another wild exchange in the middle of the ring and POPS an uppercut into Miranda’s jaw! OUCH! Miranda seeing stars as the move’s repeated twice - legs shaky as Nina lets out a strangled cry and PLOWS ANOTHER into the side of her head, and DOWN SHE GOES!! Miranda floored on her back by that combination of power-punches!! Crowd lets out a general shout at this possible and shocking end! Could this be over??
Nina looks like she’s praying that it is - she’s already slouched in own corner, legs lookin’ ready to give out, but watches in tired horror as Miranda starts to stir back up almost immediately... Those shots to her chin MUST have done at least some damage, no?? Tough luck for the Vixen when Kerr makes it back up to her feet by the count of 8, panting slightly and looking dazed but nonetheless ready to get right back in. A minute left on the clock and it’s a pity when Nina herself can’t seem to charge forward to capitalise, instead has to cross the expanse of the ring with a slow shuffle, giving Miranda ample time to recover in between. Nina sort of wades clumsily into her opponent still on the ropes, shoving a glove into her belly, but it’s an easy job for Kerr to stay alive until the bell rings again when you attacker looks equally knocked out.
ROUND 7:
Nina had her chance back there but didn't manage to take it, now suffering for it: she’s stunned in the face by a right cross from Kerr early on, lets out another GULP and stumbles backwards. Miranda keeping her distance and biding her time though, cracking stiff shots past her guard and into the chin, with Nina barely fighting back at this point. Second half sees a sudden one-two PAK PAK of body hooks that crunch into Miranda’s ribs, before Nina haplessly wails away at her guard - could this be her resurgent moment right here? Nope… Not at all... Kerr fighting right back with more snap shots to the middle of her nose, before FLOORING Agdal when she’s least looking, a clothesline hammer hook plowing into her lower chin and sweeping her clean off her feet and onto her back! It’s a revenge knockout for Miranda Kerr in the third minute!!
Groggy Nina tossing and turning, chest rising and falling as she struggles to get back up. Kerr looking smug in neutral corner, body still looking untouched and ready to go another ten rounds. No wonder she’s such an Angel! If a lesser woman were in Nina’s shoes, she would have just chosen to just stay down at this point, but Nina pushing her body to the limits here, makes it back up by a hair of a nine-count. She lives to fight another round tonight!
ROUND 8:
The fans giving the underdog some encouragement, chanting Nina’s name in between. Between VIX’s birthday bash yesterday and the grueling flight over the Atlantic, even Luisana Lopilato managed to be part of Agdal’s entourage tonight, whispering kind words into her ear from corner, telling her she can do this. Steve Boyd also doing his best to urge his girl on, downing her head and shoulders with cold water.
Miranda is of course smirking at all this from the other corner of the ring. From afar, it looks like a 3-vs-1 battle with the resplendent brunette all alone but needing no one else to fight her battles for her. When the bell rings though it’s pure one-on-one action anyways, and for a good early portion Nina fighting like she’s on fire again, bombarding Miranda’s guard with punches and pushing her head back with a couple of stiff shots. But soon enough she runs out of steam and finds her lackluster punches getting parried sideways from technical Miranda. Uh oh - Kerr slapping a right hook of hers clean away with a raised bicep, then a right hand of her own comes sweeping in from the side... SMASHES clean and contorts Nina’s face! UGHH! She’s rocked bad! On comes Miranda swiftly getting in there, another left-right pump pump into her gut bowls her over, leaving her chin free to get BLASTED backwards by a textbook uppercut… AND DOWN AGDAL GOES in the second and FINAL KO of the evening!! Nina’s not moving an inch this time, head rolling to one side knocked out cold!
Official Decision: Miranda Kerr defeats Nina Agdal via KO8!
AFTER:
Nina fans shaking their heads in collective disappointment and even some frustration - this is NO way to manage a girl... c’mon VIX?!? Outcome of this fight long expected and not even Nina herself could manage to tip them in her favour, for all her tough talk about how she fashions herself as superwoman.
Miranda all smiles though, cooly relaxing on the ropes as Nina’s corner helps her back to her feet with a groan and out of the ring. Miranda parading all four corners herself, eager to get one step closer to the tournament’s victory. Later, she puts Nina to rest when addressing the reporters: “I always knew I was going to win. OK OK Nina’s tough as nails for doing this and I’ll give her credit for going 8 rounds with me tonight. But it was ONLY a matter of time before she went down. AND... it’ll only be a matter of time before I take that coveted diamond-studded bra for my prize!”