Post by Lookout! Boxing on Aug 23, 2017 17:47:46 GMT -6
AJ Lee versus Jannel Parrish
Pretty Little Liars vs The World
Results: Lookout Writing: Lookout & Archer
AJ: 30 YO, 5’3 (1.60 m), 2-2-0, 2 KO since 2015, Holloway Boxing
Janel: 29 YO, 5’2 (1.57 m), 1-8-0, 0 KO since 2014, Pretty Little Punchers
Before: “As long as this is boxing, I don’t feel I have anything to worry about,” Janel Parrish assures the press. “Actually I think I could keep up with her an apartment carpet, but that is something for another time.”
AJ Lee gives a loud hoot: “Honey, I’ve seen your record. You couldn’t beat me in a ring or on a carpet. You couldn’t even beat me in a club parking lot. I hear you like that as a fight venue.”
Janel’s jaw dropped: “Who told—? IT’S NOT TRUE! I just happened to be there one night and some stupid girls ganged up on me! Just because I didn’t like their tee shirts!”
“And you ended up in a dumpster.” AJ Lee laughs. “I saw the footage on line.”
“I was retrieving my purse. One of those biker babes threw it in there,” Janel insisted.
“Biker babes? They were wearing pink tee shirts that said ‘I LUV MY LITTLE PONY!’” AJ said.
“I refuse to discuss it,” Janel snapped. “It has nothing to do with boxing—and anyway, I was out-numbered and they could not appreciate constructive fashion criticism.”
“Okay, okay, but it won’t save you from getting your 10th career loss and I will be more than happy doing it,” AJ snickered.
Janel glaring defiantly at AJ and she is in no better mood when she comes to the ring. She is wearing a white bikini with black gloves and short boots with white laces, She has her hair in a French braid interlaced with a white ribbon. AJ Lee removed her robe to reveal she’s wearing one of those infamous pink “I LOVE MY LITTLE PONY” tee shirts. Janel’s jaw drops and she turns red. AJ laughs and rips off the tee to reveal a black bikini with red trim. She has red gloves and small boots with black laces. Her hair is hanging loose, but wetted down. Janel stomps her foot in fury and AJ just grins. Referee has to struggle to keep Janel from attacking AJ but he is finally able to restore order and get the fighters to their corners. At last the bell rings to start the action…
R1: AJ polishing Jannel with a smooth jab, circling to the left and keeping Parrish well outside. Jannel rigid defensively, holding her hands up stiffly, but reacting late and not moving her head - comes out of the round shocked after AJ 's accurate pokes - shutout Lee.
R2: AJ steps up the pace, gets hit a little more as she sets down on punches, stands in longer to land in combination - Parrish holding her own in tidy toe to toe action. Final minute, AJ beats Jannel to hooks, slips Parrish 's shaky right and clocks chin with a sweet lanky hook - Jannel's legs give way as she sinks into the ropes with a dreamy look of hurt on her face.
R3: Jannel's a fighter. Getting schooled, not as quick or fluid as AJ , Parrish stomps across the ring, tackles AJ into her corner and starts to jam away with overhand chops from both hands. Jannel just brawling on instinct - banging away as AJ covers up and slides along the ropes. Sustained barrage from Parrish visits all four corners as Lee slips, slides, and bobs to no avail - getting progressively more beat up as time goes on. Final moments - Lee trying desperately to evade punches, leans back into the ropes and gets caught a wide left hand upside the head, putting her wobbly butt. Parrish pouring it on with crude, but energetic strokes, hacks and clubs away as Lee crumbles to a trembling knee for 8 at the bell.
R4: Jannel emboldened by her success, storms out of her corner and starts hurling punches in once again - very little finesse - many of the blows slapping or poorly leveraged, but the savagery of the assault can't be denied. Lee resuming her cool after being shaken up last round, does a better job of rolling at the ropes, starts to counter effectively on the wide open Parrish and mid way through, she stuns Jannel with a licking left on the jaw inside Parrish 's wide right. Jannel staggered, still leaning forward and AJ spins off the ropes, neatly reversing their positions. Shoe on other foot as AJ dishes out the beat down, getting lanky on Jannel as she lashes lefts and rights into Jannel's quivering flanks. Parrish folds to all fours and sadly, she's not getting up. KO4 AJ Lee!
AFTER:
AJ sauntered over where Janel was huddled on the canvas, arms around her aching body. As AJ approached Janel looked up with teary eyes.
“I lost--again,” she moaned. “I thought I had you.”
“But you didn’t and now you pay the price,” said AJ and hauled Janel to her feet before the dazed fighter could react. “I am only sorry they don’t have a dumpster handy.”
“Wh—what---yikes!” Janel stammered as AJ picked her up and slung her across her shoulders. Then she pulled down on Janel’s head and feet.
“It’s called the ‘Torture Rack’ and I think it’s so much better than just walking you,” AJ said and proceeded to walk the ring with Janel across her shoulders. Every so often she would pause, tighten the rack and make Janel shriek.
This was too much for Lucy Hale and Sasha Pieterse, they climbed into the ring and confronted AJ Lee.
“You put Janel down this minute!” Sasha demanded.
“You are way out of line,” Lucy adds.
“I am? Shame on me, then. Well, you want her down? Okay—“ AJ said and let go of Janel who slid down AJ’s back and crashed onto the canvas. “Ooops—she slipped.”
Sasha and Lucy pushed AJ aside to help their distressed stablemate. AJ chuckled and then strolled away with a triumphant smile on her face….
Pretty Little Liars vs The World
Results: Lookout Writing: Lookout & Archer
AJ: 30 YO, 5’3 (1.60 m), 2-2-0, 2 KO since 2015, Holloway Boxing
Janel: 29 YO, 5’2 (1.57 m), 1-8-0, 0 KO since 2014, Pretty Little Punchers
Before: “As long as this is boxing, I don’t feel I have anything to worry about,” Janel Parrish assures the press. “Actually I think I could keep up with her an apartment carpet, but that is something for another time.”
AJ Lee gives a loud hoot: “Honey, I’ve seen your record. You couldn’t beat me in a ring or on a carpet. You couldn’t even beat me in a club parking lot. I hear you like that as a fight venue.”
Janel’s jaw dropped: “Who told—? IT’S NOT TRUE! I just happened to be there one night and some stupid girls ganged up on me! Just because I didn’t like their tee shirts!”
“And you ended up in a dumpster.” AJ Lee laughs. “I saw the footage on line.”
“I was retrieving my purse. One of those biker babes threw it in there,” Janel insisted.
“Biker babes? They were wearing pink tee shirts that said ‘I LUV MY LITTLE PONY!’” AJ said.
“I refuse to discuss it,” Janel snapped. “It has nothing to do with boxing—and anyway, I was out-numbered and they could not appreciate constructive fashion criticism.”
“Okay, okay, but it won’t save you from getting your 10th career loss and I will be more than happy doing it,” AJ snickered.
Janel glaring defiantly at AJ and she is in no better mood when she comes to the ring. She is wearing a white bikini with black gloves and short boots with white laces, She has her hair in a French braid interlaced with a white ribbon. AJ Lee removed her robe to reveal she’s wearing one of those infamous pink “I LOVE MY LITTLE PONY” tee shirts. Janel’s jaw drops and she turns red. AJ laughs and rips off the tee to reveal a black bikini with red trim. She has red gloves and small boots with black laces. Her hair is hanging loose, but wetted down. Janel stomps her foot in fury and AJ just grins. Referee has to struggle to keep Janel from attacking AJ but he is finally able to restore order and get the fighters to their corners. At last the bell rings to start the action…
R1: AJ polishing Jannel with a smooth jab, circling to the left and keeping Parrish well outside. Jannel rigid defensively, holding her hands up stiffly, but reacting late and not moving her head - comes out of the round shocked after AJ 's accurate pokes - shutout Lee.
R2: AJ steps up the pace, gets hit a little more as she sets down on punches, stands in longer to land in combination - Parrish holding her own in tidy toe to toe action. Final minute, AJ beats Jannel to hooks, slips Parrish 's shaky right and clocks chin with a sweet lanky hook - Jannel's legs give way as she sinks into the ropes with a dreamy look of hurt on her face.
R3: Jannel's a fighter. Getting schooled, not as quick or fluid as AJ , Parrish stomps across the ring, tackles AJ into her corner and starts to jam away with overhand chops from both hands. Jannel just brawling on instinct - banging away as AJ covers up and slides along the ropes. Sustained barrage from Parrish visits all four corners as Lee slips, slides, and bobs to no avail - getting progressively more beat up as time goes on. Final moments - Lee trying desperately to evade punches, leans back into the ropes and gets caught a wide left hand upside the head, putting her wobbly butt. Parrish pouring it on with crude, but energetic strokes, hacks and clubs away as Lee crumbles to a trembling knee for 8 at the bell.
R4: Jannel emboldened by her success, storms out of her corner and starts hurling punches in once again - very little finesse - many of the blows slapping or poorly leveraged, but the savagery of the assault can't be denied. Lee resuming her cool after being shaken up last round, does a better job of rolling at the ropes, starts to counter effectively on the wide open Parrish and mid way through, she stuns Jannel with a licking left on the jaw inside Parrish 's wide right. Jannel staggered, still leaning forward and AJ spins off the ropes, neatly reversing their positions. Shoe on other foot as AJ dishes out the beat down, getting lanky on Jannel as she lashes lefts and rights into Jannel's quivering flanks. Parrish folds to all fours and sadly, she's not getting up. KO4 AJ Lee!
AFTER:
AJ sauntered over where Janel was huddled on the canvas, arms around her aching body. As AJ approached Janel looked up with teary eyes.
“I lost--again,” she moaned. “I thought I had you.”
“But you didn’t and now you pay the price,” said AJ and hauled Janel to her feet before the dazed fighter could react. “I am only sorry they don’t have a dumpster handy.”
“Wh—what---yikes!” Janel stammered as AJ picked her up and slung her across her shoulders. Then she pulled down on Janel’s head and feet.
“It’s called the ‘Torture Rack’ and I think it’s so much better than just walking you,” AJ said and proceeded to walk the ring with Janel across her shoulders. Every so often she would pause, tighten the rack and make Janel shriek.
This was too much for Lucy Hale and Sasha Pieterse, they climbed into the ring and confronted AJ Lee.
“You put Janel down this minute!” Sasha demanded.
“You are way out of line,” Lucy adds.
“I am? Shame on me, then. Well, you want her down? Okay—“ AJ said and let go of Janel who slid down AJ’s back and crashed onto the canvas. “Ooops—she slipped.”
Sasha and Lucy pushed AJ aside to help their distressed stablemate. AJ chuckled and then strolled away with a triumphant smile on her face….