Post by Boxing World Online on Nov 7, 2024 17:04:36 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit in the Man In The Hat's office at Front Street, their backs turned to the desk, watching the big screen on the back wall where "The FCBA Today With Big K" is returning from its final commercial break.
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at welterweight, where Dami Im makes her Asylum debut against 'The Sexy Sequoia', Marie Temara!"
Alison: "Bantamweight action follows as Alicia Vikander makes her Philly debut against 'The Next Big Thing', Chloe Bennet!"
Kat: "Lightweight action in the next contest, which will see the Asylum return of Laura Harrier against Kennedy 'Mac The Knife' McMann!"
Alison: "Flyweight action follows with the Philly return of Chiara Nasti against 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"
Kat: "We'll move back to lightweight next as Michelle Ryan returns to the Asylum to take on 'The Calgary Crusader' Tate McRae in JMDD action!"
Alison: "And then, we'll stay at lightweight and move to Asylum beach for Cris Urena's Asylum return against Xandra 'Miami Heat' Pohl!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Brunette Ambition At The Asylum VII: The New Blood!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter; "Pohl getting a second straight Asylum booking..."
Man In the Hat (smiling): "Want to stack some rounds for the kid. This is a good way to do it. And, you know what ELSE is a good thing to do? Let CHEF grill your steaks..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at welterweight, where Dami Im makes her Asylum debut against 'The Sexy Sequoia', Marie Temara!"
Alison: "Bantamweight action follows as Alicia Vikander makes her Philly debut against 'The Next Big Thing', Chloe Bennet!"
Kat: "Lightweight action in the next contest, which will see the Asylum return of Laura Harrier against Kennedy 'Mac The Knife' McMann!"
Alison: "Flyweight action follows with the Philly return of Chiara Nasti against 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"
Kat: "We'll move back to lightweight next as Michelle Ryan returns to the Asylum to take on 'The Calgary Crusader' Tate McRae in JMDD action!"
Alison: "And then, we'll stay at lightweight and move to Asylum beach for Cris Urena's Asylum return against Xandra 'Miami Heat' Pohl!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Brunette Ambition At The Asylum VII: The New Blood!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter; "Pohl getting a second straight Asylum booking..."
Man In the Hat (smiling): "Want to stack some rounds for the kid. This is a good way to do it. And, you know what ELSE is a good thing to do? Let CHEF grill your steaks..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"