Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Oct 31, 2024 20:08:58 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"It's been a while," says Jennifer with a lovely smile. "But, glad to be back, and to remind everyone why I have a winning record here."
"She's no joke," says Olivia with a nod. "But, she's not getting a win tonight."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Too Bad About Your Girl' by the Donnas, and here comes the star of films like 'The Darkness' and 'Urban Legend 2', the lovely Jennifer Morrison!"
Tess: "And, Morrison DOES have a winning record at Asylum, currently sitting at 3-2."
McCarthy: "STILL a tomato can. Just not as BIG a tomato can!"
O'Dell: "Jennifer into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal that white number we've seen before, and she's looking plenty good in it. And, that's 'Good 4 U' you hear behind us, and here comes the singer of that tune, 'The Murrieta Mauler', Olivia Rodrigo!"
Cassie: "Rodrigo's had a very good year so far, and she wants to keep that going in a very competitive flyweight division at Front Street."
O'Dell: "Olivia into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and she's getting some pop for the way she looks in that marigold number she prefers. And, the ladies are about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Olivia. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Morrison HAS wins. Morrison WILL win."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Split panel. Let's see who's right. Ladies going to get their respective boxes on early, as they work outside, moving head, hands, feet, probing, looking for openings, putting punches together here and there..."
Tess: "Morrison has a little bit of reach here, but Olivia handling that."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed. Rodrigo moves extremely well and she's showing that right now, but the older woman is patient, working the feet, boxing with that skill we've seen from her before. She's looking to find with the jab, hook off it. Still moving very well at 45..."
McCarthy: "Nothin' but a number."
O'Dell: "The number of seconds left in this round is under twenty, and there's not much in it. Both ladies getting work done, but neither able to gain any sort of advantage. Final seconds tick away and there's the bell. Close. Morrison."
Cassie: "And, Jennifer has the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Ladies back at it, getting their respective boxes on. Both blonde and brunette making the purists proud right now, because this is slick, artistic stuff, with punches going out and back quickly, being slipped and blocked..."
Cassie: "Excellent movement, too."
O'Dell: "No question about that. And, once again. not much in it. Both fighters getting work done and RODRIGO ROCKS MORRISON! Jennifer STEPPIN' IN FENCE POST HOLES! Olivia letting the hands go and DOWN GOES JENNIFER!"
Tess: "Wow. That came out of NOWHERE..."
O'Dell: "Olivia to a neutral corner. Morrison on her right side parallel to the ropes. Count at three. Four. Five. Jennifer pushing to elbow and haunch at six. Seven. Eight. She's on all fours at nine. TEN! It's OVER! Morrison can't beat the count and it's over and your winner by KO2 is Olivia Rodrigo!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Olivia Rodrigo, and, Olivia, that was fast..."
Olivia (smiling): "You can't mess around with a girl like her. She's good, and she can beat you. If you get the chance, you have to take her out of there, so that's what I did."
Tess: "Good year for you so far..."
Olivia: "And, it's not over yet, Tess. It's not over yet!"
"It's been a while," says Jennifer with a lovely smile. "But, glad to be back, and to remind everyone why I have a winning record here."
"She's no joke," says Olivia with a nod. "But, she's not getting a win tonight."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Too Bad About Your Girl' by the Donnas, and here comes the star of films like 'The Darkness' and 'Urban Legend 2', the lovely Jennifer Morrison!"
Tess: "And, Morrison DOES have a winning record at Asylum, currently sitting at 3-2."
McCarthy: "STILL a tomato can. Just not as BIG a tomato can!"
O'Dell: "Jennifer into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal that white number we've seen before, and she's looking plenty good in it. And, that's 'Good 4 U' you hear behind us, and here comes the singer of that tune, 'The Murrieta Mauler', Olivia Rodrigo!"
Cassie: "Rodrigo's had a very good year so far, and she wants to keep that going in a very competitive flyweight division at Front Street."
O'Dell: "Olivia into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and she's getting some pop for the way she looks in that marigold number she prefers. And, the ladies are about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Olivia. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Morrison HAS wins. Morrison WILL win."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Split panel. Let's see who's right. Ladies going to get their respective boxes on early, as they work outside, moving head, hands, feet, probing, looking for openings, putting punches together here and there..."
Tess: "Morrison has a little bit of reach here, but Olivia handling that."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed. Rodrigo moves extremely well and she's showing that right now, but the older woman is patient, working the feet, boxing with that skill we've seen from her before. She's looking to find with the jab, hook off it. Still moving very well at 45..."
McCarthy: "Nothin' but a number."
O'Dell: "The number of seconds left in this round is under twenty, and there's not much in it. Both ladies getting work done, but neither able to gain any sort of advantage. Final seconds tick away and there's the bell. Close. Morrison."
Cassie: "And, Jennifer has the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Ladies back at it, getting their respective boxes on. Both blonde and brunette making the purists proud right now, because this is slick, artistic stuff, with punches going out and back quickly, being slipped and blocked..."
Cassie: "Excellent movement, too."
O'Dell: "No question about that. And, once again. not much in it. Both fighters getting work done and RODRIGO ROCKS MORRISON! Jennifer STEPPIN' IN FENCE POST HOLES! Olivia letting the hands go and DOWN GOES JENNIFER!"
Tess: "Wow. That came out of NOWHERE..."
O'Dell: "Olivia to a neutral corner. Morrison on her right side parallel to the ropes. Count at three. Four. Five. Jennifer pushing to elbow and haunch at six. Seven. Eight. She's on all fours at nine. TEN! It's OVER! Morrison can't beat the count and it's over and your winner by KO2 is Olivia Rodrigo!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Olivia Rodrigo, and, Olivia, that was fast..."
Olivia (smiling): "You can't mess around with a girl like her. She's good, and she can beat you. If you get the chance, you have to take her out of there, so that's what I did."
Tess: "Good year for you so far..."
Olivia: "And, it's not over yet, Tess. It's not over yet!"