Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Oct 31, 2024 20:03:37 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"Look," says Mia with a lovely smile. "It doesn't really MATTER who she is. I'm coming away with the win tonight. And, maybe management will decide they made a mistake. You know?"
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Mia Goth' by Attila and EKOH you're hearing, and here comes the subject of that song, the star of the film 'A Cure For Wellness', Mia Goth!"
McCarthy: "WHO? Where does Weirdo FIND these tomato cans?"
Tess: "Goth wasting no time getting to the ring..."
O'Dell: "She is not. Mia into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a baby blue number that's got the crowd's attention, and everything getting very quiet right now..."
McCarthy: "What is that NOISE?"
O'Dell: "That would be 'Body Say', and here comes the singer of that tune and the newest member of Front Street Xandra 'Miami Heat' Pohl!"
Cassie: "Xandra going to be working at both lightweight and welter as well as on the beach and doing JMDD for Front Street..."
O'Dell: "Pohl into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve and the crowd LOVING the blonde in that lemon yellow number she's wearing..."
McCarthy: "Another failed Front Street welter. But, at least she's not a TOOTHPICK like the girl she replaced!"
O'Dell: "Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Xandra. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Both tomato cans, but Pohl's got homefield. I'll go with her."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "There's the bell. Goth going to try to make with the jab and do some boxing here, but Xandra's having none of it. She's coming forward aggressively behind that left, backing up the older blonde, landing some hard shot..."
McCarthy: "Just an unskilled brawler. Another failed Front Street welter..."
O'Dell: "There's nothing sloppy about what Xandra is doing. She's setting up her punches, playing good defense, not getting TOO aggressive. But, she's definitely EFFECTIVELY aggressive, backing up Goth over and over again."
Tess: "As we saw in the Upton fight, Pohl has power and she's plenty sturdy."
O'Dell: "Using that power well right now. Backing Goth up over and over again. Mia trying to manage with the left, but she's not getting a whole lot done. Final seconds ticking away and there's the bell. Xandra and wide."
Cassie: "And Pohl leads it 10-9."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "More movement from Mia now. She's got the feet going, giving ground here, moving laterally there, the idea being to stay off square. And, it's working to a point. Goth able to get some offense going in this round..."
Cassie: "She's off the back foot."
O'Dell: "Sure is. Xandra patient as she looks to line the older woman up. When she can find with the jab, she's landing solid right hands off it. But, Mia making that hard for Pohl to do. Not a lot in it so far in this stanza, Mac..."
McCarthy: "Yawn. Two tomato cans."
O'Dell: "Fifteen seconds remaining. SHARP exchange and both fighters landed a good right hand in there. Mia circles away, works the jab, and there's the bell. Going to be close in this one, but it's the older blonde who takes the points."
Tess: "And, we are even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third starting the way the second went, with Goth looking to box at range and Xandra wanting to get more aggressive, bring that power of hers to bear. Pohl moves very well. She's able to slip and dip when she wants to..."
Tess: "Plenty athletic."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed. But Goth's jab proving a bit of a problem for her at times. Mia very smart and very slick, getting that left on and following up with right hands, then moving, not allowing Xandra to counter. Pohl resolute, landing when she can..."
McCarthy: "But, she's unskilled and can't take advantage of opportunities."
O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch in the third and it's been close again. Goth doubling up on the jab, slipping a right hand, circling away from Xandra, and there's the bell. Close again, but, once again, the older blonde takes it."
Cassie: "And, Goth leads it, 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Into the fourth and the pattern is set. Goth wants to box on the outside, while Xandra wants to get physical. Each fighter having the better of it when they can get the terms they want. GOOD right hand by Mia there..."
Tess: "Landed it solidly off that left hand."
O'Dell: "Goth with a nice combination. Pohl gives a little ground for the first time all night. Mia steps in and DOWN SHE GOES! OH, WHAT A RIGHT HAND FROM POHL! Landed it right on the button and Goth rag dolls to the canvas!"
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiggghhhhtttsssss. The party's ohhhhverrrrr..."
O'Dell: "Pohl to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. But, he can count all night. Goth is down and she is OUT. Seven. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! That quickly, it's OVER! And your winner by KO4 in one-punch fashion is Xandra 'Miami Heat' Pohl!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "Xandra, welcome to Front Street and to Asylum!"
Xandra: "Couldn't be happier to be here, Tess. I know the deal at Front Street. We're trying to build something above 120 and we want girls who can get it done at light, welter, JMDD and on the beach. Well. I'M that girl."
Tess: "So, what's next for you?"
Xandra: "Two more months this year. I want fights in both of them. Let's DO this!"
"Look," says Mia with a lovely smile. "It doesn't really MATTER who she is. I'm coming away with the win tonight. And, maybe management will decide they made a mistake. You know?"
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Mia Goth' by Attila and EKOH you're hearing, and here comes the subject of that song, the star of the film 'A Cure For Wellness', Mia Goth!"
McCarthy: "WHO? Where does Weirdo FIND these tomato cans?"
Tess: "Goth wasting no time getting to the ring..."
O'Dell: "She is not. Mia into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a baby blue number that's got the crowd's attention, and everything getting very quiet right now..."
McCarthy: "What is that NOISE?"
O'Dell: "That would be 'Body Say', and here comes the singer of that tune and the newest member of Front Street Xandra 'Miami Heat' Pohl!"
Cassie: "Xandra going to be working at both lightweight and welter as well as on the beach and doing JMDD for Front Street..."
O'Dell: "Pohl into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve and the crowd LOVING the blonde in that lemon yellow number she's wearing..."
McCarthy: "Another failed Front Street welter. But, at least she's not a TOOTHPICK like the girl she replaced!"
O'Dell: "Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Xandra. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Both tomato cans, but Pohl's got homefield. I'll go with her."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "There's the bell. Goth going to try to make with the jab and do some boxing here, but Xandra's having none of it. She's coming forward aggressively behind that left, backing up the older blonde, landing some hard shot..."
McCarthy: "Just an unskilled brawler. Another failed Front Street welter..."
O'Dell: "There's nothing sloppy about what Xandra is doing. She's setting up her punches, playing good defense, not getting TOO aggressive. But, she's definitely EFFECTIVELY aggressive, backing up Goth over and over again."
Tess: "As we saw in the Upton fight, Pohl has power and she's plenty sturdy."
O'Dell: "Using that power well right now. Backing Goth up over and over again. Mia trying to manage with the left, but she's not getting a whole lot done. Final seconds ticking away and there's the bell. Xandra and wide."
Cassie: "And Pohl leads it 10-9."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "More movement from Mia now. She's got the feet going, giving ground here, moving laterally there, the idea being to stay off square. And, it's working to a point. Goth able to get some offense going in this round..."
Cassie: "She's off the back foot."
O'Dell: "Sure is. Xandra patient as she looks to line the older woman up. When she can find with the jab, she's landing solid right hands off it. But, Mia making that hard for Pohl to do. Not a lot in it so far in this stanza, Mac..."
McCarthy: "Yawn. Two tomato cans."
O'Dell: "Fifteen seconds remaining. SHARP exchange and both fighters landed a good right hand in there. Mia circles away, works the jab, and there's the bell. Going to be close in this one, but it's the older blonde who takes the points."
Tess: "And, we are even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third starting the way the second went, with Goth looking to box at range and Xandra wanting to get more aggressive, bring that power of hers to bear. Pohl moves very well. She's able to slip and dip when she wants to..."
Tess: "Plenty athletic."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed. But Goth's jab proving a bit of a problem for her at times. Mia very smart and very slick, getting that left on and following up with right hands, then moving, not allowing Xandra to counter. Pohl resolute, landing when she can..."
McCarthy: "But, she's unskilled and can't take advantage of opportunities."
O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch in the third and it's been close again. Goth doubling up on the jab, slipping a right hand, circling away from Xandra, and there's the bell. Close again, but, once again, the older blonde takes it."
Cassie: "And, Goth leads it, 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Into the fourth and the pattern is set. Goth wants to box on the outside, while Xandra wants to get physical. Each fighter having the better of it when they can get the terms they want. GOOD right hand by Mia there..."
Tess: "Landed it solidly off that left hand."
O'Dell: "Goth with a nice combination. Pohl gives a little ground for the first time all night. Mia steps in and DOWN SHE GOES! OH, WHAT A RIGHT HAND FROM POHL! Landed it right on the button and Goth rag dolls to the canvas!"
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiggghhhhtttsssss. The party's ohhhhverrrrr..."
O'Dell: "Pohl to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. But, he can count all night. Goth is down and she is OUT. Seven. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! That quickly, it's OVER! And your winner by KO4 in one-punch fashion is Xandra 'Miami Heat' Pohl!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "Xandra, welcome to Front Street and to Asylum!"
Xandra: "Couldn't be happier to be here, Tess. I know the deal at Front Street. We're trying to build something above 120 and we want girls who can get it done at light, welter, JMDD and on the beach. Well. I'M that girl."
Tess: "So, what's next for you?"
Xandra: "Two more months this year. I want fights in both of them. Let's DO this!"