Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Sept 30, 2024 14:44:35 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of The FCBA, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap August with another great Asylum card!"
Tess: "And, we'll be getting started at lightweight, where Scarlett Leithold makes her Asylum debut against Tate McRae, followed by the Asylum return of Erin Heatherton against Cristy Ren."
Cassie: "Then, it's off to flyweight, Abigail Breslin makes her Philly debut squaring off with Ariel Winter in JMD action. And, we'll have ANOTHER JMD contest next, with Paige Spiranac returning to Asylum against Mikayla Demaiter..."
McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad enough, we'll have FORMER talentless Dancing Hooker Charlotte McKinney returning to this cesspool for a welterweight bout against that big stuff Marie Temara..."
Tess: "And, we'll wrap at light on Asylum Beach as Yvonne Strahovski makes her Philly return against Taylor Hill..."
McCarthy: "I can't WAIT to see that talentless toothpick face down on that fake beach!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, a beach fight, two JMD fights and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy "Blonde Ambition At The Asylum VII: The New Blood!"
Tess: "And, we'll be getting started at lightweight, where Scarlett Leithold makes her Asylum debut against Tate McRae, followed by the Asylum return of Erin Heatherton against Cristy Ren."
Cassie: "Then, it's off to flyweight, Abigail Breslin makes her Philly debut squaring off with Ariel Winter in JMD action. And, we'll have ANOTHER JMD contest next, with Paige Spiranac returning to Asylum against Mikayla Demaiter..."
McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad enough, we'll have FORMER talentless Dancing Hooker Charlotte McKinney returning to this cesspool for a welterweight bout against that big stuff Marie Temara..."
Tess: "And, we'll wrap at light on Asylum Beach as Yvonne Strahovski makes her Philly return against Taylor Hill..."
McCarthy: "I can't WAIT to see that talentless toothpick face down on that fake beach!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, a beach fight, two JMD fights and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy "Blonde Ambition At The Asylum VII: The New Blood!"