Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Sept 30, 2024 14:42:50 GMT -6
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Eye In The Sky' by the Alan Parsons Project, one of the favorite tunes of the young lady on her way to the ring, blonde beauty Erin Heatherton..."
McCarthy: "YAWN! Typical. Dancing. Hooker. Opponent. NO. FCBA. Wins!"
Tess: "Heatherton's been to Asylum before...made her debut here against Antje Utgaard and later fought Serinda Swan..."
McCarthy: "And lost both times, which is why she's here again!"
O'Dell: "Heatherton into the ring and helped off with the robe and she's looking PLENTY good in that turquoise number we've seen before, and the crowd has clearly noticed. And, that's 'Back In The U.S.S.R.' by the Beatles you hear behind us, and that can only mean that 'The Russian Revolution', Cristy Ren is on her way to the ring."
Cassie: "Ren has had a very good year thus far, coming off a nice win on pay-per-view, and wants to keep it going tonight."
O'Dell: "Cristy into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. Crowd giving it up for the lovely brunette in that pink and green number she likes. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Cristy. Mac?"
McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins. Ren!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous again. Let's see if the ladies are right. Blonde settling up at range here and getting her box on in a big way. No surprise, as rangy as she is, that she wants to work outside, and she's getting plenty of work DONE early..."
McCarthy: "Using that reach very well."
O'Dell: "Definitely is. Cristy struggling to get to spots here. Instead, she's getting picked off by that jab, setting up solid rights from Erin. This is excellent stuff from the six-foot beauty, using her advantages and limiting her rival's..."
Tess: "Cristy definitely a bit flummoxed by her rival's length."
O'Dell: "Final seconds ticking away in what's been a great round for Heatherton. She hasn't managed to hurt Ren, but she's been in control the entire way, no question about that. And, there's the bell. Erin takes it, and plenty wide to grab the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Heatherton in firm control here. She's using that reach to perfection, getting that jab out and back, keeping Cristy at bay. Brunette trying to find ways past Erin's defenses, but can't do it. Heatherton controlling things with the left..."
McCarthy: "This Ren kid doesn't know ANYTHING. Typical for a Dancing Hooker, because none of the TRAINERS know anything..."
O'Dell: "Erin's just got it rolling. She's staying within herself. Not getting sloppy. But, she's putting punches together and taking the brunette to the woodshed for the second round in a row. This is excellent stuff from the blonde..."
Cassie: "Cristy's got to play the angles here."
O'Dell: "No doubt, but she can't get the geometry right at the moment. Ten seconds to go in the second. Heatherton a nice combination and then another and there's the bell. Complete domination for the blonde, who pitches the shutout."
Tess: "And pulls out to a 20-18 lead."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third begins with Ren in a high guard and a half crouch. She's working the feet, angling, looking to pick that jab off with the gloves, slip past, get inside, work body. Having some success doing it at the moment..."
Tess: "First time Cristy's been able to get any real offense in."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed, but Erin's still having moments of her own. When the blonde can get that jab on, she can hold the brunette on the end of it and follow with right hands, scoring enough to offset what Cristy's doing when she works past the defenses..."
McCarthy: "A REAL fighter like Palicki would have knocked out BOTH of these tomato cans by now..."
O'Dell: "Final thirty seconds of the third. For the first time, it's been a two-way round, with both blonde and brunette having moments. Cristy slipping inside to work some body now, and Erin ties her up at the bell. Close. Ren."
Cassie: "And, Cristy cuts the deficit to 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Same again in the fourth. Heatherton on the outside, Ren looking to slip inside her defenses using the high guard and the half crouch. It's good, two way stuff between blonde and brunette with both having their moments..."
Tess: "And both landing some solid shot."
O'Dell: "Lots of foot movement as the ladies work angles and distance, playing the geometry very well and THERE'S A RIGHT HAND FROM CRISTY AND DOWN GOES ERIN! Oh, what a straight right hand by the Russian!"
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiigggghhhhtttts. The party's ohhhhverrrr..."
O'Dell: "Cristy to a neutral corner. Heatherton flat on her back. Referee's count at three, four, five, but I've got a feeling he can count all night. Seven. Eight. No movement from Heatherton. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO4 is 'The Russian Revolution', Cristy Ren!"
McCarthy: "Lucky! Just lucky!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Cristy Ren, and, Cristy, slow start tonight..."
Cristy (nodding): "Yeah. She's really long and I had some problems dealing with her reach. I figured it out, though and I got her."
Tess: "What's next for you?"
Cristy: "Three more months of 2024. Hoping to get some more action before the year is out!"