Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Sept 30, 2024 14:42:02 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"She's a girl I've always wanted a shot at," Abigail says with a smile. "She's had the benefit of stable management, and I haven't. Well. After tonight, maybe that will change."
"She's a challenge," Ariel admits. "A girl who, probably, should have had more opportunities, a girl I respect. But. Tonight, she's in my way. And, that won't go well for her."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'You Suck' you're hearing, and the singer of that tune is the young lady coming to ringside, the lovely Abigail Breslin..."
Cassie: "And, look at THIS, Mac! Not only does Abigail HAVE FCBA wins, she's got a winning record!"
McCarthy: "Weirdo must have had too much of that SWILL he drinks, and it's going to cost him, because Winter was already on her way out, and, after Breslin babifies her, she'll be gone for SURE!"
O'Dell: "Abigail all smiles as she climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe to reveal a silver number that shows she's ready for JMD action, and boy does it have the crowd's attention. And, that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble' you're hearing behind us, but that's not Taylor Swift doing the singing, it's the young lady coming to the ring right now, Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Tess: "Winter's been VERY successful at Front Street, ranked in the Top Ten at fly as she has been consistently for a while now, but hasn't been able to break through and win a title."
O'Dell: "Ariel into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and she's getting quite the reaction as usual in that curve-hugging white number she likes. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Ariel. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Winter's on the way OUT. Breslin!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "First split panel of the night. Let's see who's right. Blonde and brunette wasting no time getting to it, as Abigail and Ariel meeting in the middle of the ring and get busy, working body, head, body, hooking a little jug in there..."
Cassie: "Nothing sloppy, but a lot of work being done..."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it. Plenty of meat being tenderized as these two busty beauties bang away on the inside. They're not exactly fighting in the phone booth, as we're seeing some middle distance stuff, too, but it's mostly close quarters..."
McCarthy: "Brittany Snow would run circles around these two!"
O'Dell: "Down the stretch in an action-packed first. Not a lot in it at the moment. Ladies digging some body. Everybody trying to grab control, but no one willing to cede it. Five seconds remaining. Nice right from Breslin and there's the bell. Close. Abigail."
Tess: "And Breslin takes the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins the way the first ended, with the fighters working at close quarters, banging away to both head and body. Neither able to gain much of an advantage once again, as the ladies sit down on punches in a big way..."
Tess: "A LOT of work getting done in there..."
O'Dell: "And, both fighters giving as good as they get for the second round in a row. We're seeing even more body work in this stanza, especially to the rack, as first the blonde and then the brunette bang away there..."
Cassie: "Nobody taking a backward step."
O'Dell: "Down to fifteen seconds to go in the second, and it's been a closely-run thing once again. Ladies digging body inside and they fall into a rare clinch. Ref going to separate them and there's the bell. Very close. Winter."
McCarthy: "19-19 after two."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third underway and the ladies right back at it and ABIGAIL ROCKS ARIEL! A short right hook from the blonde and the brunette is GOBSMACKED! Breslin all in now, backing up the reeling brunette, looking to finish this thing..."
McCarthy: "All she needs is one good shot..."
O'Dell: "And, Abigail determined to land it. She's backed Winter to the ropes and it's HUP-HUP TO JUG as the brunette hangs on in a tight guard. She's keeping the elbows tight, crouching, trying to protect the body, but taking a beating..."
Tess: "Ref looking in closely...."
O'Dell: "Sure is, as Breslin's getting off about as lusty as you can, sitting down on everything, trying to take the brunette out of there. Ariel clinching now, hanging on as the final seconds tick away, and there's the bell. Shutout, Breslin."
Cassie: "And, Abigail's back in the lead 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Fourth underway and the blonde looking to finish this thing. Winter wobbly, giving ground. Breslin sitting down on punches, working head, body, rack, cleaning up thoroughly, but that's not what she wants to do..."
McCarthy: "Get this kid out of here before the hometown judges get involved. THAT'S what she wants to do."
O'Dell: "Winter keeping the guard high, countering here and there, playing for time as she waits for those sturdy legs to come around. They're starting to do that now. Brunette moving better, able to score some in counter..."
Cassie: "Breslin still getting much the better of it, though."
O'Dell: "Definitely is. We're down under fifteen seconds to go in what's been a great round for the blonde. SHARP exchange there and both fighters landed a solid right hand. There's the bell. And, it's Abigail wide in the fourth."
Tess: "And, Breslin extends the lead to 39-37."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Fifth underway and WINTER ROCKS BRESLIN! In a complete 180 from the third, it's Ariel who staggers Abigail with the first punch she lands in the round! And now it's the blonde who's reeling backward as the brunette goes all in!"
Tess: "Breslin did very well to stay on her feet. That was a CLEAN right hand..."
O'Dell: "But, continuing to remain upright is going to be a challenge. Ariel drives the blonde into the ropes and goes to work on that RACK! She's hammering away at jug as Abigail tries to clinch, slow down the assault..."
McCarthy: "That hometown ref had better not stop this..."
O'Dell: "He's looking like being on a hair trigger right now, as Winter piles up the punishment and looks for the finisher. GOOD right from Ariel wobbles the blonde, and Winter doing some hup-hup of her own right now...but there's the bell. Breslin hangs on, but Winter pitches the shutout."
Cassie: "But, it's Abigail who leads it 48-47 at the half."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "The complete 180 continues as it's now Winter beginning a round against a wobbly opponent and looking to finish. She's stepping to the blonde, backing her up with hard shot, sitting down on everything as Breslin plays for time..."
Cassie: "Needs to get the legs back like Ariel did..."
O'Dell: "Sure does, but Winter isn't making that easy. She's sending tons of artillery at the blonde, working her to body and rack all while concentrating upstairs and THERE'S A LEFT-RIGHT BY ARIEL AND DOWN GOES ABIGAIL!"
Tess: "That might get it done..."
O'Dell: "A left hook to jug followed by a right to the chin and Breslin is flat on her back. Winter to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. No movement from Abigail. Six. Seven. Not going to happen. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's over! Breslin can't beat the count and it's OVER and your winner by KO6 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, very physical in there..."
Ariel (smiling): "This is JMD, Tess. This is how it goes. She can hit. She can take a punch. She's good. But, I'm better and I proved it."
Tess: "So, more JMD next?"
Ariel (shrugging): "I'm game for that or flyweight or the beach. Whatever management has up its sleeve."
"She's a girl I've always wanted a shot at," Abigail says with a smile. "She's had the benefit of stable management, and I haven't. Well. After tonight, maybe that will change."
"She's a challenge," Ariel admits. "A girl who, probably, should have had more opportunities, a girl I respect. But. Tonight, she's in my way. And, that won't go well for her."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'You Suck' you're hearing, and the singer of that tune is the young lady coming to ringside, the lovely Abigail Breslin..."
Cassie: "And, look at THIS, Mac! Not only does Abigail HAVE FCBA wins, she's got a winning record!"
McCarthy: "Weirdo must have had too much of that SWILL he drinks, and it's going to cost him, because Winter was already on her way out, and, after Breslin babifies her, she'll be gone for SURE!"
O'Dell: "Abigail all smiles as she climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe to reveal a silver number that shows she's ready for JMD action, and boy does it have the crowd's attention. And, that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble' you're hearing behind us, but that's not Taylor Swift doing the singing, it's the young lady coming to the ring right now, Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Tess: "Winter's been VERY successful at Front Street, ranked in the Top Ten at fly as she has been consistently for a while now, but hasn't been able to break through and win a title."
O'Dell: "Ariel into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and she's getting quite the reaction as usual in that curve-hugging white number she likes. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Ariel. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Winter's on the way OUT. Breslin!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "First split panel of the night. Let's see who's right. Blonde and brunette wasting no time getting to it, as Abigail and Ariel meeting in the middle of the ring and get busy, working body, head, body, hooking a little jug in there..."
Cassie: "Nothing sloppy, but a lot of work being done..."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it. Plenty of meat being tenderized as these two busty beauties bang away on the inside. They're not exactly fighting in the phone booth, as we're seeing some middle distance stuff, too, but it's mostly close quarters..."
McCarthy: "Brittany Snow would run circles around these two!"
O'Dell: "Down the stretch in an action-packed first. Not a lot in it at the moment. Ladies digging some body. Everybody trying to grab control, but no one willing to cede it. Five seconds remaining. Nice right from Breslin and there's the bell. Close. Abigail."
Tess: "And Breslin takes the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins the way the first ended, with the fighters working at close quarters, banging away to both head and body. Neither able to gain much of an advantage once again, as the ladies sit down on punches in a big way..."
Tess: "A LOT of work getting done in there..."
O'Dell: "And, both fighters giving as good as they get for the second round in a row. We're seeing even more body work in this stanza, especially to the rack, as first the blonde and then the brunette bang away there..."
Cassie: "Nobody taking a backward step."
O'Dell: "Down to fifteen seconds to go in the second, and it's been a closely-run thing once again. Ladies digging body inside and they fall into a rare clinch. Ref going to separate them and there's the bell. Very close. Winter."
McCarthy: "19-19 after two."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third underway and the ladies right back at it and ABIGAIL ROCKS ARIEL! A short right hook from the blonde and the brunette is GOBSMACKED! Breslin all in now, backing up the reeling brunette, looking to finish this thing..."
McCarthy: "All she needs is one good shot..."
O'Dell: "And, Abigail determined to land it. She's backed Winter to the ropes and it's HUP-HUP TO JUG as the brunette hangs on in a tight guard. She's keeping the elbows tight, crouching, trying to protect the body, but taking a beating..."
Tess: "Ref looking in closely...."
O'Dell: "Sure is, as Breslin's getting off about as lusty as you can, sitting down on everything, trying to take the brunette out of there. Ariel clinching now, hanging on as the final seconds tick away, and there's the bell. Shutout, Breslin."
Cassie: "And, Abigail's back in the lead 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Fourth underway and the blonde looking to finish this thing. Winter wobbly, giving ground. Breslin sitting down on punches, working head, body, rack, cleaning up thoroughly, but that's not what she wants to do..."
McCarthy: "Get this kid out of here before the hometown judges get involved. THAT'S what she wants to do."
O'Dell: "Winter keeping the guard high, countering here and there, playing for time as she waits for those sturdy legs to come around. They're starting to do that now. Brunette moving better, able to score some in counter..."
Cassie: "Breslin still getting much the better of it, though."
O'Dell: "Definitely is. We're down under fifteen seconds to go in what's been a great round for the blonde. SHARP exchange there and both fighters landed a solid right hand. There's the bell. And, it's Abigail wide in the fourth."
Tess: "And, Breslin extends the lead to 39-37."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Fifth underway and WINTER ROCKS BRESLIN! In a complete 180 from the third, it's Ariel who staggers Abigail with the first punch she lands in the round! And now it's the blonde who's reeling backward as the brunette goes all in!"
Tess: "Breslin did very well to stay on her feet. That was a CLEAN right hand..."
O'Dell: "But, continuing to remain upright is going to be a challenge. Ariel drives the blonde into the ropes and goes to work on that RACK! She's hammering away at jug as Abigail tries to clinch, slow down the assault..."
McCarthy: "That hometown ref had better not stop this..."
O'Dell: "He's looking like being on a hair trigger right now, as Winter piles up the punishment and looks for the finisher. GOOD right from Ariel wobbles the blonde, and Winter doing some hup-hup of her own right now...but there's the bell. Breslin hangs on, but Winter pitches the shutout."
Cassie: "But, it's Abigail who leads it 48-47 at the half."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "The complete 180 continues as it's now Winter beginning a round against a wobbly opponent and looking to finish. She's stepping to the blonde, backing her up with hard shot, sitting down on everything as Breslin plays for time..."
Cassie: "Needs to get the legs back like Ariel did..."
O'Dell: "Sure does, but Winter isn't making that easy. She's sending tons of artillery at the blonde, working her to body and rack all while concentrating upstairs and THERE'S A LEFT-RIGHT BY ARIEL AND DOWN GOES ABIGAIL!"
Tess: "That might get it done..."
O'Dell: "A left hook to jug followed by a right to the chin and Breslin is flat on her back. Winter to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. No movement from Abigail. Six. Seven. Not going to happen. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's over! Breslin can't beat the count and it's OVER and your winner by KO6 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, very physical in there..."
Ariel (smiling): "This is JMD, Tess. This is how it goes. She can hit. She can take a punch. She's good. But, I'm better and I proved it."
Tess: "So, more JMD next?"
Ariel (shrugging): "I'm game for that or flyweight or the beach. Whatever management has up its sleeve."