Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Sept 30, 2024 14:40:17 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"Well, Antje's back here," Charlotte says with a smile. "So, that proves management can admit a mistake. And, after tonight, maybe they'll admit releasing ME was a mistake, too!"
"Charlotte may be right about deserving to be managed," says a hard-eyed Marie. "But, she's not good enough to take a spot HERE, as she's about to find out."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside..."
All I wanna eat is cherry licorice
I don't care if it sounds ridiculous...
O'Dell: "And, that's 'Cherry Licorice' by the Felice Brothers, and here comes blonde bombshell Charlotte McKinney..."
McCarthy: "Nice of Weirdo to let her USE HER SONG!"
Cassie: "Heeereee we go..."
McCarthy: "He STOLE MY SONG AND MY GIMMICK YOU LITTLE TROLL!"
Tess: "For those of you just joining us, the Grand Wizard BOUGHT the rights to Bobby Darin's 'Mack The Knife', and, therefore has every right to use it..."
McCarthy: "STOLE! STOLE IT FROM ME AND I'LL SUE! SIRI, CALL JACKIE CHILES!"
O'Dell (sighing): "One more fight. Stay tuned to see if I make it without ripping out my hair. Meanwhile, let's concentrate on the ring, where Charlotte steps inside and is helped off with the robe to reveal that blue number we've seen before...and that's 'Fresh Blood' by Eels you hear and here comes 'The Sexy Sequoia', Marie Temara!"
McCarthy: "I can't WAIT until Godzilla gets ahold of this big STIFF. I almost hope she wins tonight, because, if McKinney beats her, we ALL know Weirdo will show her the door!"
O'Dell: "Marie into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal a lavender number that has the crowd buzzing. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Marie. Mac?"
McCarthy: "McKinney will knock this stiff into next week.":
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Here we go. Marie going to go ahead and set up outside. No surprise there. Charlotte far from short for this weight, but she's giving up six inches here. Marie trying to use that to her advantage, but the blonde angling pretty well here..."
Tess: "Have to be careful with a girl like Marie. You have to get to spots, but you can't walk into her power..."
O'Dell: "Which is CONSIDERABLE. Right now, Charlotte doing a good job of playing the geometry, getting to positions where she can get off, while Temara's getting some work done, too. Neither fighter getting overly aggressive..."
McCarthy: "Knock this big stiff OUT!"
O'Dell: "Twenty seconds to go in the first. Marie on the gun platform, Charlotte moving the feet, getting off a nice flurry. Temara a good right hand and there's the bell. Nothing in it all at. Even round in the first, I think..."
Cassie: "And, we're even at 10."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second underway and MCKINNEY ROCKS MARIE! Temara staggered by a NASTY right hand from Charlotte and the blonde is ALL IN. She's winging away with both hands, backing the brunette up, trapping her against the ropes..."
McCarthy: "I TOLD you, she's a big STIFF!"
O'Dell: "Charlotte calling in all the artillery right now, Marie keeping the guard high, tying up, using all that size and length very well in clinches. Ref breaks them apart, and McKinney goes body, then right back upstairs..."
Cassie: "Ref looking in closely..."
O'Dell: "Sure is, but time is running out on Charlotte. Ten seconds remaining. She's determined to end this thing, throwing everything but the kitchen sink at Marie but it's not going to happen this round. There's the bell. Shutout, McKinney."
Tess: "And Charlotte leads it 20-19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "McKinney in command as we start the third. She's stepping to Temara, backing her up with solid right hands. Charlotte not exactly damning all the torpedoes here, as she's conscious of Marie's power, but she's being aggressive..."
McCarthy: "Effectively aggressive."
O'Dell: "Definitely is. Temara countering a bit in this round, getting a little work done. McKinney still in control, still fighting lead, but Marie's able to fire back in spots. GOOD right from Charlotte backs the brunette up again..."
Tess: "Marie's legs coming back around..."
O'Dell: "Are, indeed. Going to be too late for this round, but she's ridden out of the worst of the storm. Ten seconds to go in the round. SHARP exchange there and there's the bell. No question that Charlotte's got this one wide."
Cassie: "And, McKinney leads it 30-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Fourth begins the way things were back in the first. Marie's legs are back and she's on the gun platform, while Charlotte looks to angle to spots and get off in combination and TEMARA STAGGERS MCKINNEY WITH A RIGHT HAND!"
Cassie: "Didn't land that clean, but she got enough of it..."
O'Dell: "Enough to send Charlotte RUMBLIN', STUMBLIN', FUMBLIN' around the ring. Marie stepping to behind that left hand now, dropping in big rights, backing McKinney up, working her to the ropes. Charlotte hanging on..."
McCarthy: "Got to try to ride it out."
O'Dell: "That's what she's doing. We're coming down the stretch in the fourth as Marie works to finish this thing, but McKinney doing a good job of blocking and rolling with, holding on to the bell. No question about the points. Temara. Wide."
Tess: "And, Marie cuts Charlotte's lead to 39-38."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Fifth underway and Temara is walking down McKinney. Charlotte still wobbly, giving ground here. Marie sitting down on her punches, looking to finish this thing and DROPPING CHARLOTTE WITH A LEFT HOOK!"
Tess: "NASTY SHOT!"
O'Dell: "Was, indeed, and it leaves the blonde down on her left side. Marie to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Charlotte sitting up at six. Seven. Eight. Blonde to her and and she'll take the mandatory. And ON COMES MARIE..."
Cassie: "Definitely wants to end this..."
O'Dell: "And, she's banging away attempting to do that. Temara traps McKinney on the ropes and STAGGERS HER WITH A RIGHT HAND and it's OVER! Referee leaping in to bundle Charlotte to safety and it's OVER and your winner by TKO5 is 'The Sexy Sequoia', Marie Temara!"
McCarthy: "Big stiff got LUCKY!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Marie Temara, and, Marie, she caught you a good one..."
Marie (nodding): "She can hit, no question about that. But, I can hit, too, as she found out."
Tess: "Another big win for you at welter. What are your plans for the rest of the year?"
Marie (smiling): "Just want to get back out there a couple of times, get some more work in. I'll let management worry about the rest."
"Well, Antje's back here," Charlotte says with a smile. "So, that proves management can admit a mistake. And, after tonight, maybe they'll admit releasing ME was a mistake, too!"
"Charlotte may be right about deserving to be managed," says a hard-eyed Marie. "But, she's not good enough to take a spot HERE, as she's about to find out."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside..."
All I wanna eat is cherry licorice
I don't care if it sounds ridiculous...
O'Dell: "And, that's 'Cherry Licorice' by the Felice Brothers, and here comes blonde bombshell Charlotte McKinney..."
McCarthy: "Nice of Weirdo to let her USE HER SONG!"
Cassie: "Heeereee we go..."
McCarthy: "He STOLE MY SONG AND MY GIMMICK YOU LITTLE TROLL!"
Tess: "For those of you just joining us, the Grand Wizard BOUGHT the rights to Bobby Darin's 'Mack The Knife', and, therefore has every right to use it..."
McCarthy: "STOLE! STOLE IT FROM ME AND I'LL SUE! SIRI, CALL JACKIE CHILES!"
O'Dell (sighing): "One more fight. Stay tuned to see if I make it without ripping out my hair. Meanwhile, let's concentrate on the ring, where Charlotte steps inside and is helped off with the robe to reveal that blue number we've seen before...and that's 'Fresh Blood' by Eels you hear and here comes 'The Sexy Sequoia', Marie Temara!"
McCarthy: "I can't WAIT until Godzilla gets ahold of this big STIFF. I almost hope she wins tonight, because, if McKinney beats her, we ALL know Weirdo will show her the door!"
O'Dell: "Marie into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal a lavender number that has the crowd buzzing. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Marie. Mac?"
McCarthy: "McKinney will knock this stiff into next week.":
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Here we go. Marie going to go ahead and set up outside. No surprise there. Charlotte far from short for this weight, but she's giving up six inches here. Marie trying to use that to her advantage, but the blonde angling pretty well here..."
Tess: "Have to be careful with a girl like Marie. You have to get to spots, but you can't walk into her power..."
O'Dell: "Which is CONSIDERABLE. Right now, Charlotte doing a good job of playing the geometry, getting to positions where she can get off, while Temara's getting some work done, too. Neither fighter getting overly aggressive..."
McCarthy: "Knock this big stiff OUT!"
O'Dell: "Twenty seconds to go in the first. Marie on the gun platform, Charlotte moving the feet, getting off a nice flurry. Temara a good right hand and there's the bell. Nothing in it all at. Even round in the first, I think..."
Cassie: "And, we're even at 10."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second underway and MCKINNEY ROCKS MARIE! Temara staggered by a NASTY right hand from Charlotte and the blonde is ALL IN. She's winging away with both hands, backing the brunette up, trapping her against the ropes..."
McCarthy: "I TOLD you, she's a big STIFF!"
O'Dell: "Charlotte calling in all the artillery right now, Marie keeping the guard high, tying up, using all that size and length very well in clinches. Ref breaks them apart, and McKinney goes body, then right back upstairs..."
Cassie: "Ref looking in closely..."
O'Dell: "Sure is, but time is running out on Charlotte. Ten seconds remaining. She's determined to end this thing, throwing everything but the kitchen sink at Marie but it's not going to happen this round. There's the bell. Shutout, McKinney."
Tess: "And Charlotte leads it 20-19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "McKinney in command as we start the third. She's stepping to Temara, backing her up with solid right hands. Charlotte not exactly damning all the torpedoes here, as she's conscious of Marie's power, but she's being aggressive..."
McCarthy: "Effectively aggressive."
O'Dell: "Definitely is. Temara countering a bit in this round, getting a little work done. McKinney still in control, still fighting lead, but Marie's able to fire back in spots. GOOD right from Charlotte backs the brunette up again..."
Tess: "Marie's legs coming back around..."
O'Dell: "Are, indeed. Going to be too late for this round, but she's ridden out of the worst of the storm. Ten seconds to go in the round. SHARP exchange there and there's the bell. No question that Charlotte's got this one wide."
Cassie: "And, McKinney leads it 30-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Fourth begins the way things were back in the first. Marie's legs are back and she's on the gun platform, while Charlotte looks to angle to spots and get off in combination and TEMARA STAGGERS MCKINNEY WITH A RIGHT HAND!"
Cassie: "Didn't land that clean, but she got enough of it..."
O'Dell: "Enough to send Charlotte RUMBLIN', STUMBLIN', FUMBLIN' around the ring. Marie stepping to behind that left hand now, dropping in big rights, backing McKinney up, working her to the ropes. Charlotte hanging on..."
McCarthy: "Got to try to ride it out."
O'Dell: "That's what she's doing. We're coming down the stretch in the fourth as Marie works to finish this thing, but McKinney doing a good job of blocking and rolling with, holding on to the bell. No question about the points. Temara. Wide."
Tess: "And, Marie cuts Charlotte's lead to 39-38."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Fifth underway and Temara is walking down McKinney. Charlotte still wobbly, giving ground here. Marie sitting down on her punches, looking to finish this thing and DROPPING CHARLOTTE WITH A LEFT HOOK!"
Tess: "NASTY SHOT!"
O'Dell: "Was, indeed, and it leaves the blonde down on her left side. Marie to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Charlotte sitting up at six. Seven. Eight. Blonde to her and and she'll take the mandatory. And ON COMES MARIE..."
Cassie: "Definitely wants to end this..."
O'Dell: "And, she's banging away attempting to do that. Temara traps McKinney on the ropes and STAGGERS HER WITH A RIGHT HAND and it's OVER! Referee leaping in to bundle Charlotte to safety and it's OVER and your winner by TKO5 is 'The Sexy Sequoia', Marie Temara!"
McCarthy: "Big stiff got LUCKY!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Marie Temara, and, Marie, she caught you a good one..."
Marie (nodding): "She can hit, no question about that. But, I can hit, too, as she found out."
Tess: "Another big win for you at welter. What are your plans for the rest of the year?"
Marie (smiling): "Just want to get back out there a couple of times, get some more work in. I'll let management worry about the rest."