Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Aug 31, 2024 18:17:41 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of The FCBA, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap August with another great Asylum card!"
Tess: "And, we'll be getting started at bantamweight, where Molly C. Quinn makes her Asylum return against Chloe Bennet, followed by the Asylum return of Evan Rachel Wood against Mikayla Demaiter."
Cassie: "Then, it's off to flyweight, where Ellie Bamber returns to Philly to square off with Kristen Stewart..."
McCarthy: "Finally! A REAL fighter!"
Cassie: "And we'll stay at fly to see Holland Roden return to Asylum to battle Billie Eilish!"
McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad enough, next it will be JMD action with Debby Ryan coming back to this cesspool to take on Ariel Winter..."
Tess: "And, we'll wrap at welter on Asylum Beach as Sabrina Lynn makes her Philly debut against Kennedy McMann..."
McCarthy: "I can't WAIT to see that gimmick-stealing FRAUD face down in the sand on a beach that's as FAKE as SHE is!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, a beach fight, a JMD fight and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy "Red Hot Summer At The Asylum VII: The New Blood!"
Tess: "And, we'll be getting started at bantamweight, where Molly C. Quinn makes her Asylum return against Chloe Bennet, followed by the Asylum return of Evan Rachel Wood against Mikayla Demaiter."
Cassie: "Then, it's off to flyweight, where Ellie Bamber returns to Philly to square off with Kristen Stewart..."
McCarthy: "Finally! A REAL fighter!"
Cassie: "And we'll stay at fly to see Holland Roden return to Asylum to battle Billie Eilish!"
McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad enough, next it will be JMD action with Debby Ryan coming back to this cesspool to take on Ariel Winter..."
Tess: "And, we'll wrap at welter on Asylum Beach as Sabrina Lynn makes her Philly debut against Kennedy McMann..."
McCarthy: "I can't WAIT to see that gimmick-stealing FRAUD face down in the sand on a beach that's as FAKE as SHE is!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, a beach fight, a JMD fight and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy "Red Hot Summer At The Asylum VII: The New Blood!"