Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Aug 31, 2024 18:11:59 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"For me, it's a matter of stacking a couple of wins to get noticed again," says Debby with a smile. "Win one comes tonight."
"She's not going to stack," says Ariel with a shake of the head. "She's going to get WHACKED!"
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Best Year' you're hearing, and here comes the singer of that tune, Debby Ryan!"
Cassie: "Debby's a girl who's shown stuff, won fights, but never really done what she talked about pre-fight, stacked wins."
McCarthy: "Well, maybe she can start tonight against this overrated Dancing Hooker!"
O'Dell: "Ryan into the ring and helped off with the robe, and she's looking plenty good in that scarlet bikini, if the crowd reaction is any indication. And, that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble' booming through the arena, but that's not the T-Swift version, it's the cover by the young lady coming to the ring right now, Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter..."
Tess: "Winter a girl who flirted with the top of the flyweight division at Front Street and had a shot at the gold, but she never quite got there and now she's sitting behind two former champions, so she wants a result tonight."
O'Dell: "Winter into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and the crowd popping for the brunette in that curve-hugging white number she likes. Ladies about ready for JMD action. Time for some picks. Tess likes Ariel. Mac?"
McCarthy: "The Ryan kid isn't a push over. Debby!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Here we go. Ladies not wasting any time getting it on. This IS JMD after all, and both brunette and redhead are acting like it, getting after one another in the middle of the ring. Nobody getting sloppy, but both fighters on the offensive."
McCarthy: "And both landing some good shots."
O'Dell: "Sure are. Lots of body work going on, as the fighters operate mostly at middle distances, but at times, right in the phone booth. Ariel investing heavily in the midsection, while Debby's doing a lot of work to the ribs."
Cassie: "And, nobody ignoring the rack."
O'Dell: "They most certainly are not. Just ten seconds remaining in a VERY active first round. SHARP exchange there, with both heads being snapped back, and there's the bell. Close in the opening frame, but the points go to Ryan."
Tess: "And, Debby takes the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins how the first ended, with the fighters getting after one another, working inside and at middle distances, banging to body, working some rack, not ignoring the upstairs. It's a war of attrition at the moment, Mac..."
McCarthy: "That takes some time, but, eventually, you get into a girl's legs and you can break her will to fight."
O'Dell: "Both brunette and redhead investing heavily at the moment. And, for the second straight round, nobody's really gaining much of an upper hand. They're both scoring well, both getting work done, but no one's creating space."
Tess: "Some SERIOUS meat being tenderized, though."
O'Dell: "No question about it. Fifteen more seconds in the meat locker, and both fighters taking full advantage of it. You can hear the WHACK of leather off flesh from where we're sitting. And, there's the bell. Very close again. Winter."
Cassie: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third underway and Ariel getting off lusty early, backing up Ryan with some hard shot to the head. Debby on the back foot all of a sudden, backing and covering as the brunette now goes to work on the body and the rack..."
Cassie: "Some seriously hard leather landing."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it, and the redhead's now reduced to the counter, firing back in spots, as Winter suppresses her offense with a volume of hard, accurate fire. Ryan sent back another step with a good right hand..."
McCarthy: "Kid needs to move the feet. She's getting lined up."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed. We're coming down the stretch in the third, and it's been an excellent round for Ariel. Everything's working right now. Ryan backed to the ropes. Winter working midsection and ribs, and there's the bell. Ariel. Wide."
Tess: "And, Winter now leads 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Fourth begins with Ryan making an adjustment. Debby has the reach advantage, and she's now using it, working at range, using the jab, moving the feet, making the brunette work to close and bang, and it's making a big difference..."
McCarthy: "I KNOW it's JMD, but I've been wondering why this kid hasn't done this..."
O'Dell: "Well, she's doing it now, boxing very well and making things difficult on the shorter Ariel as she tries to get to spots and get off. Winter's not hurt, but she's getting touched up in a major way right now, as Ryan's taken control."
Tess: "Really good stuff from the redhead."
O'Dell: "And, she's continuing to get work done as we head into the final ten seconds of the round. Nice combination and then another and there's the bell. No question at all about the points. It's Ryan and wide in the fourth."
Cassie: "Which evens things at 38."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Fifth begins with Winter in a quarter crouch working forward, cutting the ring, going body on Ryan. Debby still wants to move, work the jab, having some success at times. At others, Ariel's in her grill, working the body and the jug."
McCarthy: "Better watch for low blows in there. Campbell is one of Winter's trainers!"
O'Dell: "Ryan giving a little ground, making with the left jab. Winter stepping inside, working the body and DROPPING RYAN WITH A SHORT RIGHT HOOK! Oh, what a SHOT from the brunette and Debby is down on her right side!"
Tess: "Right on the button. Hit her right on the button."
O'Dell: "Winter to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Ryan to all fours at five. Six. Redhead to her feet at seven. Ref going to give her the mandatory and wave on Winter! Ariel tossing everything she has at Debby, backing her to the ropes and it's HUP-HUP to rack! Ryan crouching, trying to keep the guard high and the elbows tight. Winter a right uppie that wobbles the redhead and then a left hook to jug and it's OVER! The ref has seen enough and it's OVER and your winner by TKO5 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Cassie: "Again, a clinical finish."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, VERY physical in there..."
Ariel: "Yeah it did. And, that's my game. If you want to get in there and bang with me, well. It's not going to go well for you."
Tess: "So, what's next for you, more JMD?"
Ariel: "I'm up for it. I'm up for the beach or just in-ring flyweight bouts, too. Whatever your BFF comes up with!"
"For me, it's a matter of stacking a couple of wins to get noticed again," says Debby with a smile. "Win one comes tonight."
"She's not going to stack," says Ariel with a shake of the head. "She's going to get WHACKED!"
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Best Year' you're hearing, and here comes the singer of that tune, Debby Ryan!"
Cassie: "Debby's a girl who's shown stuff, won fights, but never really done what she talked about pre-fight, stacked wins."
McCarthy: "Well, maybe she can start tonight against this overrated Dancing Hooker!"
O'Dell: "Ryan into the ring and helped off with the robe, and she's looking plenty good in that scarlet bikini, if the crowd reaction is any indication. And, that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble' booming through the arena, but that's not the T-Swift version, it's the cover by the young lady coming to the ring right now, Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter..."
Tess: "Winter a girl who flirted with the top of the flyweight division at Front Street and had a shot at the gold, but she never quite got there and now she's sitting behind two former champions, so she wants a result tonight."
O'Dell: "Winter into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and the crowd popping for the brunette in that curve-hugging white number she likes. Ladies about ready for JMD action. Time for some picks. Tess likes Ariel. Mac?"
McCarthy: "The Ryan kid isn't a push over. Debby!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Here we go. Ladies not wasting any time getting it on. This IS JMD after all, and both brunette and redhead are acting like it, getting after one another in the middle of the ring. Nobody getting sloppy, but both fighters on the offensive."
McCarthy: "And both landing some good shots."
O'Dell: "Sure are. Lots of body work going on, as the fighters operate mostly at middle distances, but at times, right in the phone booth. Ariel investing heavily in the midsection, while Debby's doing a lot of work to the ribs."
Cassie: "And, nobody ignoring the rack."
O'Dell: "They most certainly are not. Just ten seconds remaining in a VERY active first round. SHARP exchange there, with both heads being snapped back, and there's the bell. Close in the opening frame, but the points go to Ryan."
Tess: "And, Debby takes the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins how the first ended, with the fighters getting after one another, working inside and at middle distances, banging to body, working some rack, not ignoring the upstairs. It's a war of attrition at the moment, Mac..."
McCarthy: "That takes some time, but, eventually, you get into a girl's legs and you can break her will to fight."
O'Dell: "Both brunette and redhead investing heavily at the moment. And, for the second straight round, nobody's really gaining much of an upper hand. They're both scoring well, both getting work done, but no one's creating space."
Tess: "Some SERIOUS meat being tenderized, though."
O'Dell: "No question about it. Fifteen more seconds in the meat locker, and both fighters taking full advantage of it. You can hear the WHACK of leather off flesh from where we're sitting. And, there's the bell. Very close again. Winter."
Cassie: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third underway and Ariel getting off lusty early, backing up Ryan with some hard shot to the head. Debby on the back foot all of a sudden, backing and covering as the brunette now goes to work on the body and the rack..."
Cassie: "Some seriously hard leather landing."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it, and the redhead's now reduced to the counter, firing back in spots, as Winter suppresses her offense with a volume of hard, accurate fire. Ryan sent back another step with a good right hand..."
McCarthy: "Kid needs to move the feet. She's getting lined up."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed. We're coming down the stretch in the third, and it's been an excellent round for Ariel. Everything's working right now. Ryan backed to the ropes. Winter working midsection and ribs, and there's the bell. Ariel. Wide."
Tess: "And, Winter now leads 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Fourth begins with Ryan making an adjustment. Debby has the reach advantage, and she's now using it, working at range, using the jab, moving the feet, making the brunette work to close and bang, and it's making a big difference..."
McCarthy: "I KNOW it's JMD, but I've been wondering why this kid hasn't done this..."
O'Dell: "Well, she's doing it now, boxing very well and making things difficult on the shorter Ariel as she tries to get to spots and get off. Winter's not hurt, but she's getting touched up in a major way right now, as Ryan's taken control."
Tess: "Really good stuff from the redhead."
O'Dell: "And, she's continuing to get work done as we head into the final ten seconds of the round. Nice combination and then another and there's the bell. No question at all about the points. It's Ryan and wide in the fourth."
Cassie: "Which evens things at 38."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Fifth begins with Winter in a quarter crouch working forward, cutting the ring, going body on Ryan. Debby still wants to move, work the jab, having some success at times. At others, Ariel's in her grill, working the body and the jug."
McCarthy: "Better watch for low blows in there. Campbell is one of Winter's trainers!"
O'Dell: "Ryan giving a little ground, making with the left jab. Winter stepping inside, working the body and DROPPING RYAN WITH A SHORT RIGHT HOOK! Oh, what a SHOT from the brunette and Debby is down on her right side!"
Tess: "Right on the button. Hit her right on the button."
O'Dell: "Winter to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Ryan to all fours at five. Six. Redhead to her feet at seven. Ref going to give her the mandatory and wave on Winter! Ariel tossing everything she has at Debby, backing her to the ropes and it's HUP-HUP to rack! Ryan crouching, trying to keep the guard high and the elbows tight. Winter a right uppie that wobbles the redhead and then a left hook to jug and it's OVER! The ref has seen enough and it's OVER and your winner by TKO5 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Cassie: "Again, a clinical finish."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, VERY physical in there..."
Ariel: "Yeah it did. And, that's my game. If you want to get in there and bang with me, well. It's not going to go well for you."
Tess: "So, what's next for you, more JMD?"
Ariel: "I'm up for it. I'm up for the beach or just in-ring flyweight bouts, too. Whatever your BFF comes up with!"