Post by Lookout! Boxing on Jul 27, 2024 0:06:12 GMT -6
Tale of the Tape (Cougar Title):
Tina Louise (13-4-0, 13 KO)
5'7, 43 years old, 34D
Celebrity Wrestling Federation
Cougar Title Holder (3 Defenses)
vs.
Katheryn Winnick (44-23-0, 44 KO)
5'4, 46 years old
The Dollhouse
(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)
Intro:
"AND NOW! Making her 18th appearance in the ring. Please welcome the Victoria, Australia native, standing 5 foot 7, weighing in at 120 pounds, THE CURRENT COUGAR TITLE HOLDER, TINAAAA LOUISSSSEEEEE!!”
Tina was salaciously clad in a pale-white, sheer bikini that clung to her heavy D-cups as if it were painted on her skin. The thin-banded bandeau top did little to contain her massive, overflowing chest; her heaving orbs swelling as though they were fastened with a belt rather than a bikini top given the ample cleavage and underboob. The Aussie’s bronzed, tatted skin glimmered with a light sheen of perspiration; her pixie-cut locks already soaked through and matted with sweat. Heavy, smoky mascara lined her bright bulbs and lashes; already somewhat smeared and messy from the pre-fight. The biting floss of her string thong bottoms was lost to folds of flesh as it trailed between her plump ass cheeks, grinning ear-to-ear with a toothy smile as she slid lewdly into the ring and took her corner.
Winnick was sporting her usual white sports bra and matching spandex tights; the cheeky bottoms of which didn’t quite make it over the curve of her ass as she bound toward the ring. The challenger confidently gloved up in matching mitts after tying her locks back in a high pony; Louise doing the same. The Canadian was coming off one of the best years of her career; an 8-3 stretch that saw her come up JUST short in the Inaugural Cougar Tournament. A recent win over Brie Larson showed she was still very much on her game; looking to knock the defending Aussie out for the second time in as many meetings.
Round 1:
Louise had just six fights under her belt when the pair last met; a far cry from Winnick’s almost-60. The Aussie had since ascended to become the reigning Cougar Title holder; beating Kardashian, Cole, Bush, and Stablemate Jessica Chastain in the process. Winnick was arguably much more accomplished, but was seeking her first piece of elusive hardware to prove it. Louise looked poised to deny that quest in the opener; EXPLODING out of the gates with a frantic bit of pace in the first thirty. Winnick had been on the ropes for large stretches when she folded the platinum-blonde in their last meeting, and Tina looked to put her there once again; ripping haymaker lefts and rights into the abdomen until Katheryn was in a full backpedal.
An overhand to the jaw snapped the Canadian’s frame into the corner; twisting a wily forearm through Louise’s armpit and pulling the Aussie too close for a chaser. Louise wiggled and twisted to break free of Winnick’s clinch; peppering CRUNCHY lefts into the challenger’s ribs and sideboob until Katheryn slung her free with a two-handed shove to the rack. Louise grinned ear-to-ear as Winnick snarled back; the Aussie feeling as though her oppressive reach was too much to overcome now that she’d bolstered it with some significant training. The Champ holds serve in the first, taking it 10-8.
Round 2/3:
As she’d shown in the first meeting, Winnick ALWAYS had an answer. A touch of arrogance from the Aussie was all the crack Katheryn needed to needle her way in tight and make her presence felt for the first time in this Title fight. An overhand from Tina flashed just short of Kat’s chin, a wicked left looping over her head just after; Winnick deftly flowing in and out of striking range as Louise grew bolder in her extensions. Leaning to her toes, Louise throatily bleated as the Canadian tucked a hook beneath her armpit, HAMMERING her sideboob and bouncing her golden-brown D-cups. Sweat misted to the mat alongside a CLAP of flesh as the pixie-haired blonde’s rack was FLATTENED by a lightning-quick straight right; Winnick finally tasting blood. The Aussie’s belly crunched around a gutting uppercut as Winnick pieced together a nasty string; Louise barking as her waist rocked side-to-side with a heavy one-two-three that stamped the waistband biting into her hips. Tina’s tattooed torso swelled with anxious pants as Kat started to really flurry, springing on the balls of her feet with a grimace as she wound into the far corner to get her feet away from the flame.
Winnick was a picky eater, retreating into her shell just a bit in the third as Tina tipped the seesaw back the other direction. Katheryn couldn’t dodge it all if Louise just never stopped throwing; the Champ overwhelming the challenger with barb after barb aimed anywhere from hip to forehead. After Winnick levels with a boisterous 10-8 second, Louise sneaks ahead with a 10-9 third.
Round 4:
After a quiet first minute, Winnick fired up her boosters once again. What could have been viewed as passivity was likely just a wily 46 year old picking her spots; waiting until Louise clumsily pirouette through a wanting overhand to SWIPE a venomous cross through her chin. Louise’s heavy hands sagged to her sides as she wobbled to her heels, skidding into the ropes as Kat pranced after. A pathetic whimper slipped from Louise’s lips as the shorter challenger shouldered up and RAKED a hook-cross-uppercut across her bust; shaking the platinum-blonde’s torso and bowing her into the rubber at her shoulder-blades.
Louise’s skull bobbled as Katheryn flicked a bladed hook through her cheek, a heavy overhand THUMPING her temple, a hook-uppercut snapping through her jaw. The Champ was figuratively and literally on the ropes; trying to dampen the Canadian’s assault with a lasso clinch as Winnick continued to sneak uphill shots through to her flushed features. Thanks to her tardiness, Winnick just ran out of time to do serious damage; Louise limping to the bell but conceding a dominant fourth to Katheryn, 10-8.
Round 5:
With Winnick just edging into the lead, Louise seemed to take it personal; the Cougar Title holder finding her own reserves after nearly giving away the belt in the last minute of the fourth. Louise’s leather had an altogether different sound to it now; the first few patters snapping against Winnick’s hands before an elastic left screwdriver tucked beneath and POUNDED the blonde’s chest. Katheryn initially didn’t flinch, but a split second later the shockwaves felt through her abdomen crippled the Canadian. Winnick awkwardly lurched into a backwards shuffle, wheezing as her torso curled around the puncture wound Louise had left in her sternum.
As much as she tried to hide it, Tina could see the pain seeping across Winnick’s features; practically foaming at the mouth and springing forward to stack damage. A left clobbered the blonde’s cheek, a hook-jab scything across her lips; Winnick’s knees buckling as Tina pelted her skull with softball-sized hail. Chin, temple, shoulder, CHEEK, TITS; Katheryn’s hands were a split-second late to every mark as Louise cornered her against the post and tore every inch of her upper half to shreds. The challenger came off the ropes and leaned forward to try and scoop Louise up in a desperation clinch; only to have Lousie pull the rug and SPIKE a brutal overhand through her cheek, FLOORING her.
1… 2… 3… 4… Katheryn groggily collapsed motionless on her belly, her face buried against the mat for a handful of seconds before lulling to the side to drag a breath. Her biceps shook as she curled her fists to her side and tried to push-up press to all fours; throatily whimpering as she inched up.
“Don’t go to sleep yet, I want you coherent when I smother you out” Louise eagerly teased from above, juggling her heavy orbs as her words went in one incoherent ear and out the other.
5… 6… 7… 8… 9… The Canadian paused on her knees before dragging back to her feet, her jaw still on the floor as she heaved for oxygen to fill her burning lungs. Louise just had a few more seconds to work with after Katheryn was cleared; opting to harmlessly toy with the woozy blonde before parading back to her corner.
Round 6:
Louise had the lead-footed blonde right where she wanted her; skipping circles around Winnick while lancing the occasional overhand towards her anchored opponent. Katheryn swatted away all the clutter she could, defending with everything she had left in the tank before Tina unsheathed her claws. In a catty changeup, Louise dipped her head and charged into Winnick; palming the Canadian’s modest bust and BULLDOZING her into the far post. The pair pancaked together as Kat’s spine rammed the corner; their frames twisted and mangled together before Louise separated and chugged a vicious hook-hook-uppercut into her navel. Winnick howled as she doubled forward, immediately caught as Louise pawed at her spandex-wrapped breasts and tried to mangle her top. Winnick shrieked and instinctively rebutted; CRUNCHING Louise’s slender rib cage with a stumpy left before raking down on her bandeau bra.
Louise yelped as her own medicine was forced down her throat; her skimpy, fragile top being yanked down around her waist with one tug from Winnick. Louise balked as if it was undeserved; backpedaling in feigned shock as her belted bra sagged around her hips. Louise came right back on, incensed as she crow-hopped into a right that deflected off Katheryn’s ducking head. A left lifted into Winnick’s ribs, then a right; the blonde curling up behind her hands as a storm pelted her crumbling walls. With all of Louise’s reckless fanning, Winnick managed to duck her way out of trouble; sliding off the ropes and trading places with Louise. A poison-laced straight left from the Canadian PUNCTURED the platinum-blonde’s bare rack as she turned to chase; Louise bleating as she folded both arms around her tear-dropping bust, her knees wobbling and buckling inward.
“HNNNGGGLLLGG” The pixie-blonde suddenly squelched; coiling a robust right far behind her head, but being cut off as Winnick SLICED a hook through her mascara-smeared cheek. Louise’s heels stamped the canvas, a heavy left, then a sloppy right; her thighs crossing before Katheryn slid to her hip and SPIKED a merciless overhand through her lips. A mouthful of crimson drool slung to the mat, Louise spitting up her mouthpiece as her skull snapped 180-degrees sideways; the Aussie’s wiring obliterated as she tipped straight back and ERUPTED against the canvas.
1… 2… 3… Louise’s rigid frame shook with convulsions, heaving as her bare chest quaked with frantic, violent breaths. The Champion’s lanky frame fully arched as her arms were strewn above her head, her flickering bulbs rolling into the back of her skull as the mat shook from the impact. The Aussie’s painted toes curled as her thighs eased apart and THUD to the mat, completely spread-eagle at Winnick’s feet.
4… 5… SHE IS OUT!! LOUISE HAS BEEN KNOCKED COMPLETELY OUT!
"And your winner, by KO in Round 6, AND THE NEWWWW COUGAR TITLE HOLDER, KATHERYN WINNNICK!!!!"
Post Fight:
Winnick crouched as the decision came in, burying her face in her hands for an emotional reprieve before straightening back up and being handed the Cougar Title belt. Twice she had fought for it and twice she had failed; but tonight she took her throne atop the 40+ Division.
