Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Jun 30, 2024 14:56:38 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of The FCBA, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap June with another great Asylum card!"
Cassie: "And, we'll be starting the festivities at bantamweight where Kathryn Newton makes her Asylum return against Chloe Bennet..."
McCarthy: "Then, we'll actually see a REAL fighter when we move to flyweight for Lady Gaga's Asylum return against the ONE real fighter Weirdo has, Kristen Stewart!"
Tess: "We'll move back to bantamweight next for the Asylum return of Candice Patton, who'll square off with Mikayla Demaiter!"
Cassie: "And then we'll have lightweight action with the Asylum debut of Amber Heard against Kennedy McMann..."
McCarthy: "And I hope Heard beats that fraud into Bolivian!"
Tess: "It's back to flyweight next for the Asylum debut of Maisie Williams against Ariel Winter!"
Cassie: "Then it's back to bantamweight for the Asylum debut of Sceej Boxing's Margot Robbie against Lili Reinhart on Asylum Beach!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, a beach fight, and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy "Superheroines At The Asylum VII: The New Blood!"
Cassie: "And, we'll be starting the festivities at bantamweight where Kathryn Newton makes her Asylum return against Chloe Bennet..."
McCarthy: "Then, we'll actually see a REAL fighter when we move to flyweight for Lady Gaga's Asylum return against the ONE real fighter Weirdo has, Kristen Stewart!"
Tess: "We'll move back to bantamweight next for the Asylum return of Candice Patton, who'll square off with Mikayla Demaiter!"
Cassie: "And then we'll have lightweight action with the Asylum debut of Amber Heard against Kennedy McMann..."
McCarthy: "And I hope Heard beats that fraud into Bolivian!"
Tess: "It's back to flyweight next for the Asylum debut of Maisie Williams against Ariel Winter!"
Cassie: "Then it's back to bantamweight for the Asylum debut of Sceej Boxing's Margot Robbie against Lili Reinhart on Asylum Beach!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, a beach fight, and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy "Superheroines At The Asylum VII: The New Blood!"