Lucy Pinder versus Rhiann Sugden (JMD)

Tale of the Tape (JMD):

Lucy Pinder (10-24-0, 10 KO)
5'5, 40 years old, 32H
Celebrity Wrestling Federation

vs.

Rhian Sugden (9-14-0, 9 KO)
5’6, 37 years old, 32E
PageThrees

(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)

Intro:
"Welcome to this fabulous JMD contest… “

“AND NOW! Making her 35th appearance in the FCBA. Please welcome the Hampshire, England native, standing 5 foot 5, weighing in at 125 pounds, LUCYYYYY PINNNNNDERRRR!!”

Lucy was scantily clad in a pale-white, sheer bikini that clung to her heavy H-cups as if it were painted on her skin. The thin-banded bandeau top did little to contain her natural, overflowing chest; her heaving orbs swelling as though they were fastened with a belt given the ample cleavage and underboob being shown. The Brit’s bronzed skin glimmered with a light sheen of perspiration; her satin, shoulder-length locks already soaked through and matted with sweat. Heavy, thick eye-liner coated her long lashes; the smoke from her mascara mixing with the flush of her rosy cheeks as she waved to throngs of fans. The biting floss of her string thong bottoms was lost to folds of flesh as it trailed between her plump ass cheeks, grinning ear-to-ear with a toothy smile as she slid lewdly into the ring.

With The Federation sponsoring a trip to the States for the BBU fan-favorite, Rhian Sugden, they were looking to get their money’s worth with a second contest this month. The former glamour model still looked STUNNING as she gracefully aged toward her 40’s. Rhian’s spectacular E-cups were fastened tight to her chest, ballooning out the sides of a sheer black slingshot monokini. Her waist was as slender as ever, the bunched thong of her one-piece disappearing between her cheeks as she lifted her dirty blonde locks into a messy bun.

Round 1/2:
Pinder wouldn’t be finding herself in particularly meaningful bouts just yet, but the busty Brit had been incredibly hard-working since coming overseas to join The Federation. With her first ever FCBA year above 0.500 still on the table, Lucy looked to carry that momentum into her sixth fight in as many months. Off the back of some positive BBU momentum, Rhian’s FCBA debut had been an extraordinarily difficult one; the current Lightweight Champion. It was quite a giant step down to reach Pinder, and the dirty-blonde looked FAR more comfortable trading with someone more her speed.

The Lancashire native made it abundantly clear she knew her way around a JMD bout; using her narrow reach advantage to terrorize Pinder’s enormous H-cups in the first minute. Jab-jab to the lips opened up the introverted brunette; a side-winding right barreling through just after and HAMMERING Pinder’s sideboob. The weathered veteran sloshed toward the far ropes and crunched to her side with a hoarse whimper; shielding her bouncing bust as Sugden waded after. The aggressive blonde snapped off a few chasing jabs that didn’t quite reach, running out of steam as Lucy shuffled away and sought the bell. The second was largely gridlock; the pair spending more time hugging and grinding out busty clinches than exchanging leather. After Sugden leads off with a 10-9 opener, the two Brits draw the second round.

Round 3:
After two rounds of busty clinching and heavy-handed rack attacks, it was a not-so-well-kept secret why this pairing had such a huge draw. Pinder’s team had spent the duration of the intermission tucking her back into the bandeau belt fastened heroically across her enormous chest; while Sugden couldn’t even be bothered to do the same.

The unkempt, sweat-soaked blonde shuffled out for the third with one of her bronzed orbs completely bared; hanging out the side of her displaced monokini as she crow-hopped right into a wound-up right. Pinder absorbed the enormous overhand square in the shoulder; her upper half shimmying with a weighty aftershock as she was bludgeoned halfway across the ring. Sugden alertly took chase; looping a left-right just short of Lucy’s gut, then a hook toward the rack that swung short. Pinder ran out of runway fast as Rhian ate up her retreat; the small of her back hitting bowing rubber just as Sugden THUMPED a crooked jab through her heart. Pinder bleated as her springy chest was pancaked to her sternum; slung into the near corner before she could posture back upright.

Sugden licked her lips and came back on, lancing a left over Pinder’s shoulder, then a right. The cornered brunette continued to play hard to get, ducking through another overhand offering before tucking a WICKED uppercut into the underside of Rhian’s heavy rack. Sugden squealed and shouldered Pinder up against the post; pinning Lucy to the half-wall before the brunette was able to wiggle a limb free and RAKE a left hook through the blonde’s navel. Sugden gagged and slunk away, drool sloshing down her swelling chest as Lucy tumbled into a jab to the lips, then an overhand to the clavicles. Sugden’s top-heavy frame pitched and buckled as Lucy walked her out of the corner; a palpitating one-two shaking her hanging bust, a suffocating gut shot taking her wind, a bony uppercut wiring her jaw shut. Rhian blubbered as she slid split-legged, caught in quicksand; her arms weighted at her sides as Pinder stepped to the plate and swept a MERCILESS overhand through her jaw, crumpling the blonde.

1… 2… 3… Sugden’s mouthpiece flung into the front rows as she was callously dispatched; twirling a full revolution before sprawling out on her ass. The slack-jawed model’s heavy, painted lashes flickered as her bare chest rattled with convulsions; the shoulder straps of her monokini losing control of both orbs now as her upper half shook with deep, violent pants.

4… 5… SHE’S DONE! SUGDEN IS OUT!!

"And your winner, by KO in Round 3, LUCCYYYYY PINNNNNDERRR!!!!"