Nicola Cavanis vs Kelly Brook

R1: Brook might be older, and Brook might be what some call “washed up”, but she is bigger, and bigger is stronger. For someone as lanky as Nicola, that is quite the hard counter. In a show of raw force, Kelly Brook exerts her weight and strength advantage, brute-forcing Nicola’s guard and busting her up with piercing jabs to the breadbasket. One almost expects glove prints to show up on Nicola’s back. The gut-busting has Nicola dry heaving, saliva dribbling from the corners of her mouth as Brook pumps her for what she’s worth. Though she valiantly tries to counterattack, they amount to little but ensure that Brook doesn’t take the round by shutout.

R2: Nicola is looking quite gaunt here in the second round, and Brook is not one to miss that. A combo, to the face for the first time this match, sends Cavanis to the mat in the second minute, but she is up at six. Beginning in the second minute we see Nicola giving Brook more and more space, for she had two inches on Brook and therefore that much more range. The little bit of breathing space that affords her lets her recover and only concede the round by a wide margin.

R3: Cavanis continues to hang back, having found that the approach almost dead-walls the shorter Brit. Round three is a low-action round that sees little in the way of progress as Nicola takes the time to recover and grind Kelly down.

R4: More of the same. Nicola is a patient girl.

R5: Brook cannot take it any more and decides to go no matter what, diving in with recklessness and surprise. The sudden beating has Nicola swooning, her face punched in by a straight jab, her head rocked while her face is stinging, her D-cups flattened while her head is spinning, her gut busted as her cups are bouncing; but through all of this she stays on her feet, cracked but not broken by the lightning assault. What a dominant showing by Kelly Brook! Perhaps that is as best as she is able to give, but that does not net her even a knockdown.

R6: It is Nicola’s turn as she cracks Brook upside the head with an uppercut as the Brit dives straight into action again, stopping her in her tracks. Brook switches gears immediately, stamping backwards with utmost urgency, but Nicola catches her with a follow-up hook to the chin, flicking her chin to the side like a light switch, and down Brook goes.

The glass-eyed Brit settles on her back, eyes empty, but breasts bouncing to the sway. One, two, three… the empty gaze of hers fills again with the spirit of liveliness, and she rolls onto all fours as the count reaches five. By seven, she is up again.

She nods yes to the referee’s questions, and he gives assent for the fight to continue. But, dazed as she is, Brook fails to block the first punch coming her way, and it slams into her chest with a visible shockwave that ripples through her body, sending her stumbling backward and down, but she never hits the ground as the ref catches her and declares a TKO.

Winner: Nicola Cavanis via TKO6!