Kate Upton versus Bethany Lily April (JMDD Title)

Tale of the Tape (JMDD Title):

Bethany Lily April (17-2-0, 17 KO)
5'5, 28 years old, 32H
Celebrity Wrestling Federation

vs.

Kate Upton (136-35-0, 133 KO)
5'10, 31 years old, 30H
Lookout! Boxing
Current JMDD Title Holder (5x)
Former FCBA Welterweight Title Holder (5x)

(Written by Wiz/Results by Lookout!)
(Guest Before/After Dialogue by Lookout! and CWF)

BEFORE:
It's blonde on blonde next, as British beauty Bethany Lily April, who's a perfect 6-0 in her young FCBA career and has already won the BBU JMDD Title, steps up to Hall of Famer Kate Upton, a now five-time JMDD Champion, who has no intention of letting the British upstart claim her gold.

"She had a nice little run over in the BBU," says Kate with a smile. "And, I'll admit, the competition there is every bit as good as it is here. But. This is the FCBA. And, here? I'M Queen. As Bethany's about to find out."

"Uneasy," says a hard-eyed Bethany, "Lies the head that wears the crown. What Kate failed to mention about my nice little run in the BBU is that it included me smothering her out, of course. I've done it before and I'll do it again.”

"Let's not forget who smothered out who first, Bethany. Obviously, you've missed me knocking you out and it's time to get you reacquainted with my MUCH better curves.  This is MY territory and you don't belong here."

At that, both sets of curves are charging towards one another, colliding in a jiggly mass of snarls and curses, shoving and slapping at one another as the ref works to separate the two of them. Which they do, getting them to opposite corners as obviously a heated contest will lay ahead between the two of them.

ROUND ONE:
The reach is the thing in the first. Bethany's giving up several inches of it to the taller, rangier Kate, and the champion knows exactly how to make full use of that advantage. The American simply sets up at gunnery range and gets the left going. She's banging it in Bethany's face as April tries to close, stopping her, then dropping right hands on her. April frustrated, can't get into punching range and taking a thumping from the older woman. The Brit has a moment here or there where she's able to close, bang, make Kate feel her power, but, for most of the round, she's at bay, getting touched up. At the bell, Upton gives April a little smile and turns back to her corner, having taken the round wide and grabbed a 10-9 lead.

ROUND TWO:
Upton right back to the jab, using her length to keep the British blonde out of range, then dropping bombs on her behind it. April resolute, determined to get forward. She's taking plenty of punishment but working hard to dish some out. BOOM! Right hand, BETHANY and Kate is HURT! April steps in and gets off a THUNDERING right that sends Upton RUMBLIN', STUMBLIN', FUMBLIN' across the canvas. April quickly letting the hands go, hammering away at the champion, pinning her to the ropes and then GOING RACK IN A MAJOR WAY! April THUMPING to jug, then hooking tummy and ribs while Kate crouches, keeping the guard high, hanging on. Ref looking in, but Upton clinching, running clock, manages to make it to the bell. When it rings, April's taken the points wide and evened things at 19.

ROUND THREE:
April all OVER Kate early. Upton dazed and confused, in full retreat as the Brit batters her to head and body. Kate keeping the guard high, trying to run clock, but those legs are wobbly and Bethany's taking full advantage. Mid-round, the Brit pins the American to the ropes again and it's HUP-HUP to rack! Upton being brutalized as the ref looks in on a hair trigger. She's tying up, pawing back at April in spots, desperately hanging on. Bethany upstairs, looking for the finisher, then digging some body, BANGING hooks to ribs and tummy. It's desperate stuff for Queen Kate, but, somehow, she manages to make it to the bell. When it rings, it's Bethany wide again and April leads 29-28.

ROUND FOUR:
April forward. Upton in retreat. Bethany squaring up the champion for the third round in a row and bringing that estimable power to bear, piling up points and punishment. About a minute in, though, Kate's moving better. The legs are far from all the way back, but she's able to set her feet and get the jab going, slowing down the younger blonde as she works forward. Final minute sees the champion putting together punches for the first time since early in the second. None of it is enough, of course. Bethany still gets the better of things, claiming her third round in a row to pull into a 39-37 lead, but it looks like the champion has ridden out the storm if nothing else.

ROUND FIVE:
Back on the terms we saw in the first, with Kate on the outside working the jab, moving the feet, trying to keep Bethany off, while April works forward, angling, trying to get inside and bang. Upton, moving better, is more effective than she's been since the opening stanza. But, April's solved some of the taller blonde's defenses now, and is able to get to spots and get off, even get right into the older woman's grill at times. Kate giving as good as she gets inside, as Bethany's not the only blonde with a ton of power in this matchup. Result is the first good, two-way round of the bout, and one that's in doubt until the final bell. When it rings, Kate's on the board for the first time since the first round, and April's lead is cut to 48-47 at the half.

ROUND SIX:
Ladies getting AFTER it to start the sixth. April working forward, banging away at Kate. Upton responding in kind. It's not quite Hammer and Tongs, but it's pretty close, as both blondes try to impose will and neither is willing to be imposed upon. BOOM! Right hand, KATE and Bethany is HURT. April staggered and UPTON GOES RACK, hooking jug with both hands as the Brit tries to cover up. RIGHT HOOK, UPTON AND DOWN GOES BETHANY! April drops the guard to protect the rack and Kate drops HER! Upton to a neutral corner. April down on her right side, not moving at all. Referee counts, but it's academic. Challenger is down and OUT and your winner by KO6 and STILL JMDD Champion is Kate Upton!

AFTER:
Never a doubt for Upton, who takes an entire victory lap around the outskirts before April sloshes to her shoulder-blades and unravels spread-eagle. The mystified Brit’s heavy, swelling upper half quakes with each heeled stomp from the Queen; sucking in deep, sporadic pants as her mascara-smeared lashes finally flutter back open. Kate moves to a knee at Bethany’s hip, taking a second to discard her gloves before slipping her fingers through the belt of April’s bandeau top and scrunching the sheer material in her palm.

April’s tear-dropping rack swells as her spine lifts off the canvas, her upper half puddling as she hangs from Upton’s commanding grip. The Brit’s glossy bulbs narrow, her pouty lips curling as Upton doesn’t even pause for effect; crudely cupping the back of the blonde’s neck and THRUSTING her skull between her own suffocating H-cups. April’s muffled squeals vibrate the blonde’s titanic chest before she’s buried too deep for the sound to escape, drowning in the Champion’s fleshy tomb. Rolls of flesh form on the Brit’s taut belly as she gracelessly twists sideways, her abdomen spasming as she attempts to draw in frenetic breaths, but nothing penetrates Upton’s air-tight pillows. Kate mounts the model’s slender waist and snakes her anaconda-vice deeper, constricting tighter around her convulsing prey until the Brit’s movements grow involuntary. April’s hands pathetically paw and patter Kate’s hips, her upper half quaking with spasms before her arms fall away altogether. A feeling Upton has relished dozens upon dozens of times; April’s last conscious gasp and her abdomen buckles, sagging into a puddle before Kate allows her to spill and sprawl flat on her back.