Post by Tractorpull on May 13, 2024 13:18:08 GMT -6
Here are our much maligned predictions for the April PP with limited comments If any of our comments irritate or offend you, don’t bother to complain. We “ain’t” interested. Just picture Grumpy Cat
DANIELLE ROSE RUSSELL/DOVE CAMERON Russell has lost four of her last five, Cameron has only lost three of her last five. Cameron wins
SASHA PEITERSE/NATALIE ALYN LYNN. JMD
ANDREA BOTEZ/VANESSA HUDGENS. Botez is a chess player. How can she lose?
ANDREA BOTEZ/MADDIE ZIEGLER Botez has beaten Ziegler once this year.
She will do it again
MILLE BOBBY BROWN/HAYDEn PANETTIERE I’ve already declared Hayden over the hill. Brown wins.
SYDNEY SWEENEY/PAIGE SPIRANAC. (Body Saddle) Spiranac is going to try golf again. Let’s hope she’s better at golf better than she fight. Sweeney wins.
AVRIL LAVIGNE/ICE SPICE. Who? Avril better win
BELLE THORNE/NATASHA CALIS. Thorne on experience
KENDALL JENNER/SHAY MITCHELL. Jenner has lost three straight. She won’t lost four in a row.
DAFNE KEEN/NATALIE PORTMAN. Keen is 24 years younger. She will beat the old lady.
BLAKE LIVELY/HILARY RHODA. Rhoda has lost four of her last five and has lost to Lively last year. This won’t end well for Rhoda.
EMILY DIDONATO/TAYLOR SWIFT Swift holds a 5-4 edge. DiDonato evens the score
LINDSAY PELAS/LIMDSAY LOHAN JMD
LUCY PINDER/HARUMI NEMOTO. Nemoto will win
MELISSA DEBLING/KEELY HAZELL. JMD
MILLA JOVOVICH/CHARLIZE THERON (Best of five. 350?. I ain’t telling
CIERRA RAMIREZ/MARIE OZAWA Ozawa she’s 3” taller
GECKY G/JOEY KING. Becky G has lost six of her last seven You think that’s bad? King has lost her last seven. King has a 3” height advantage. I’ll take a chance and say King will win. This ought to be the walk out fight.
MALU TREVEJO/SAMARA WEAVING. Weaving seems to lost to good fighters.
Trevejo isn’t one Weaving will win.
DEVA CASSEL/BELLA HADID Cassel is twenty years old and 5’10”. Hadid is nothing but cannon fodder. Cassel will win
DILETTA LEOTTA/KELLY ROHRBACH JMDD
CREE CICCHINO/STELLA HUDGENS. Wrong Hudgens. Cicchino should have no trouble
MIKIE HARA/CAMILLA CABELLO. Hara is bigger. This time it won’t help. Cabello
SAAYA IRIE/EMILIA CLARKE Clarke is bigger but she has lost her last seven. Irie is so small Clarke will have a hard time finding her. Irie wins
VIVIAN HSIEH/SCARLETT JOHANSSON Hsieh is 12 years younger and 2” taller
Johansson is close to being over the hill. Hsieh adds another W to her record
NICOLA CAVANIS/KELY BROOK Cavanis has won four of her last five.Brook used to be very good, but she is way over the hill now. I’m surprised she’s still managed. Cavanis
LORELLA BOCCIA/RACHEL STUHLMANN. Stuhlmann is a social media tennis influencer whatever the hell that is. I assume that means she talks better than she plays. No matter. I think she will win.
EMMA WATSON/JENNA-LOUISE COLEMAN Coleman hasn’t done well recently. Her troubles will continue. Watson wins
LUISANA LOPILATO/ANYA CHALOTRA. Chalotra is having bad year. Lopilato will make it worse.
MEGAN FOX/BRITTANY SNOW. Snow has done better than I thought but Fox is a step too far.
AMANDA TRIVIZAS/NINA DOBREV. We just put Dobrev in the Hall of Fame. How can she lose?
OLIVIA HOLT/NELL TIGER FREE. Holt will win.
ELETRA LAMBORGHINI/SELENA GOMEZ. For the Princess of the ice hotel Gomez is the Princess going in. She will still be the Princess going out
TINA LOUISE/CHERYL COLE. For the Cougar Title. Who cares?
KATE UPTON/BETHANY LILY APRIL. JMDD Title
EMMA ROBERTS/VICTORIA JUSTICE For the Flyweight Title. Roberts will still be champion after this fight is over
ANYA TAYLOR-JOY ELIZABETH OLSEN. Bantamweight Title. Furiosa will win
KYLIE JENNER/STANA KATIC. I am not a fan of the Kardashian-Jenner clan.
That said, I have to go with. Katic
TAHNEE ATKINSON/SOLVEIG MORK HANSEN. Hansen has won her last six. Her win streak stops here.
DANIELLE ROSE RUSSELL/DOVE CAMERON Russell has lost four of her last five, Cameron has only lost three of her last five. Cameron wins
SASHA PEITERSE/NATALIE ALYN LYNN. JMD
ANDREA BOTEZ/VANESSA HUDGENS. Botez is a chess player. How can she lose?
ANDREA BOTEZ/MADDIE ZIEGLER Botez has beaten Ziegler once this year.
She will do it again
MILLE BOBBY BROWN/HAYDEn PANETTIERE I’ve already declared Hayden over the hill. Brown wins.
SYDNEY SWEENEY/PAIGE SPIRANAC. (Body Saddle) Spiranac is going to try golf again. Let’s hope she’s better at golf better than she fight. Sweeney wins.
AVRIL LAVIGNE/ICE SPICE. Who? Avril better win
BELLE THORNE/NATASHA CALIS. Thorne on experience
KENDALL JENNER/SHAY MITCHELL. Jenner has lost three straight. She won’t lost four in a row.
DAFNE KEEN/NATALIE PORTMAN. Keen is 24 years younger. She will beat the old lady.
BLAKE LIVELY/HILARY RHODA. Rhoda has lost four of her last five and has lost to Lively last year. This won’t end well for Rhoda.
EMILY DIDONATO/TAYLOR SWIFT Swift holds a 5-4 edge. DiDonato evens the score
LINDSAY PELAS/LIMDSAY LOHAN JMD
LUCY PINDER/HARUMI NEMOTO. Nemoto will win
MELISSA DEBLING/KEELY HAZELL. JMD
MILLA JOVOVICH/CHARLIZE THERON (Best of five. 350?. I ain’t telling
CIERRA RAMIREZ/MARIE OZAWA Ozawa she’s 3” taller
GECKY G/JOEY KING. Becky G has lost six of her last seven You think that’s bad? King has lost her last seven. King has a 3” height advantage. I’ll take a chance and say King will win. This ought to be the walk out fight.
MALU TREVEJO/SAMARA WEAVING. Weaving seems to lost to good fighters.
Trevejo isn’t one Weaving will win.
DEVA CASSEL/BELLA HADID Cassel is twenty years old and 5’10”. Hadid is nothing but cannon fodder. Cassel will win
DILETTA LEOTTA/KELLY ROHRBACH JMDD
CREE CICCHINO/STELLA HUDGENS. Wrong Hudgens. Cicchino should have no trouble
MIKIE HARA/CAMILLA CABELLO. Hara is bigger. This time it won’t help. Cabello
SAAYA IRIE/EMILIA CLARKE Clarke is bigger but she has lost her last seven. Irie is so small Clarke will have a hard time finding her. Irie wins
VIVIAN HSIEH/SCARLETT JOHANSSON Hsieh is 12 years younger and 2” taller
Johansson is close to being over the hill. Hsieh adds another W to her record
NICOLA CAVANIS/KELY BROOK Cavanis has won four of her last five.Brook used to be very good, but she is way over the hill now. I’m surprised she’s still managed. Cavanis
LORELLA BOCCIA/RACHEL STUHLMANN. Stuhlmann is a social media tennis influencer whatever the hell that is. I assume that means she talks better than she plays. No matter. I think she will win.
EMMA WATSON/JENNA-LOUISE COLEMAN Coleman hasn’t done well recently. Her troubles will continue. Watson wins
LUISANA LOPILATO/ANYA CHALOTRA. Chalotra is having bad year. Lopilato will make it worse.
MEGAN FOX/BRITTANY SNOW. Snow has done better than I thought but Fox is a step too far.
AMANDA TRIVIZAS/NINA DOBREV. We just put Dobrev in the Hall of Fame. How can she lose?
OLIVIA HOLT/NELL TIGER FREE. Holt will win.
ELETRA LAMBORGHINI/SELENA GOMEZ. For the Princess of the ice hotel Gomez is the Princess going in. She will still be the Princess going out
TINA LOUISE/CHERYL COLE. For the Cougar Title. Who cares?
KATE UPTON/BETHANY LILY APRIL. JMDD Title
EMMA ROBERTS/VICTORIA JUSTICE For the Flyweight Title. Roberts will still be champion after this fight is over
ANYA TAYLOR-JOY ELIZABETH OLSEN. Bantamweight Title. Furiosa will win
KYLIE JENNER/STANA KATIC. I am not a fan of the Kardashian-Jenner clan.
That said, I have to go with. Katic
TAHNEE ATKINSON/SOLVEIG MORK HANSEN. Hansen has won her last six. Her win streak stops here.