Post by Tractorpull on May 7, 2024 7:40:47 GMT -6
Jessica Michibata vs Charlize Theron
Results, Lookout: Story, Tractorpull
Tale of the Tape
Jessica Michibata
Age 40
Height 5’8”
5-9-0
Charlize Theron
Age 48
Height 5’9 1/2”
347-130-12
2 Universal Featherweight Titles 1999
1 MTV 116 Lbs Title 1999
1 Playboy Title 1999
1 Nike 122 Lbs Title
1 Studio Lightweight Title 1999. 1999 Titles not recognized as official
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 ReeboxWelterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/28/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall of Fame
Recognized as the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)
BEFORE
Kate walks into Charlize’s dressing room. “I just got off the phone with Tractorpull”
Charlize “And?”
Kate: They are less than happy with this bout. If you think they didn’t like your fight against Leone, they are irate about this one. They said they are staying with you because you’re famous as an actress and your name connected with them gives them some great advertising, but this is obviously another easy bout. One more fight like this and they will end your connection with Tractorpull and the amount they pay you for the use of your name. Actually they are right. You should have never got this fight. Michibata simply is not in your class even if you are ancient. This is so obvious as an easy fight, I can just hear Swift or Lively laughing. Really, this is an embarrassment
Charlize: "Let me explain something to you. I don’t fight managed fighters anymore. It’s too hard to get a fight when I want it I have never fought an Asian fighter and I know that they are very good so I wanted to fight one Most are managed, so I got Michibata”
Kate: “Well You should have never, ever taken this bout and everybody on seven continents knows it”
Down on the podium Michibata comments, I never in my wildest imagination thought I would be fighting Charlize Theron. She called me and offered me a fight and of course I jumped at the chance, I’m under no illusions. I know her record and reputation, I know I am a big underdog, but I am going to do my best.
THE FIGHT
The two meet in the center of the ring Michibata is in a blue bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is in a pig tail down her back. Charlize is in her usual red bikini with red gloves and boots with her blonde hair in a pony tail The referee gives the instructions which Charlize has heard 489 times, They touch gloves and go to their corners.
Round 1. At the bell, Chalize heads to the center of the ring and is surprised that Michibata is already there. She had underestimated Jessica’s speed. Charlize uses her usual opening right jab to Jessica’s face. A Theron right narrowly misses Jessica’s chin and Jessica drills a pair of hooks to Theron’s midsection. Charlize lands a right to Jessica’s head while Jessica continues to work on Theron's body with a flurry of hooks and a hard left to the solar plexus. Charlize starts to back off, but not fast enough as a right uppercut catches her chin. The blonde staggers back to the ropes. Jessica quickly follows up. but Theron is no easy target and they get into a punching contest. Here the blonde has the advantage. Theron’s small reach advantage starts to pay off. Her crosses to her opponent’s head start to pay off as she fights her way back to the center of the
of the ring Charlize’s rally is stopped as Jessica pounds another right into Charlize’s stomach as the round ends. In Theron’s corner Kate tells her “Well we know where she is going. It’s the old strategy of “kill the body and take your legs away
Round 2. Charlize is quickly out of her, ready to brawl, correctly or not, not fearing Jessica’s power. Jessica has the opposite view of her opponent. She has respect for the blonde’s known power. She is looking for an opening. Charlize gives her the opening when she drops her arms to roll her shoulders. Michibata is in immediately again going to the body working on the midsection and raising to punches to the blonde’s bra. The punches enrage the blonde who backs off and then go’s after Michibata with a flurry of punches that land on head and body. She has her smaller opponent against the ropes ripping punch after punch into both the head and body. Jessica’s limited response has the referee watching closely, but the round ends. Kate tells Charize “good job. One more like that and we should go for the KO
Round 3. While Michibata has worked on Theron’s body, She hasn’t slowed down those legs. She across the ring meeting Jessica just a few feet from her corner. Charlize lands a pair of hooks to Jessica jaw while Jessica stays with her strategy or woking on Theron’s aging body with hooks to the midsection and stomach. Charlize backs out and then darts in, lands a couple punches to the head and backs out. She’s not going for the KO. Instead she is piling up the points while punishing Jessica. Charlize thinks the punishment will add up until it will be KO time. Jessica is trying to judge Theron’s in and out movements, but Charlize isn’t predictable. She in one time going for the head and the next racking up the body. Jessica isn’t landing punches and Theron’s legs are dominating the fight It’s beginning to look like it won’t be long before Theron goes for the KO. In Theron’s corner, Kate tells her they should stop waisting time. Knock her out so they can go home
Round 4. Once again, at the bell Theron speeds across the ring and traps Jessica in her corner. The two start exchanging punches. Both are going for the head. A Charlize right causes Jessica mouthpiece to drop out. Charlize’s right hand drops to her hip, ready for that right knockout punch. SHE’S DOWN. CHARLIZ IS DOWN. A right hook to the point of the chin drops her. Charlize is on her hands and knees. At four. Charlize has one knee off the canvas. She stay’s with one knee on the canvas listening to the count. At count of eight she is up. but a little unsteady. Jessica closes and starting her final attack that is going to cause the biggest upset in FCBA history. Unfortunately, she hasn’t heard the well known rule that Theron is most dangerous when hurt. Jessica drives a right to Charlize’a jaw. Charlize is right back with a right to the side of the head, then a left and another right and left. Jessica’s defense is falling apart as Theron drives her across the ring with punch after punch. The crowd knows that now it is just a matter of time, but the bell saves Jessica. In Theron’s corner, Kate is not happy. “You got careless and see what happened. You were lucky you were able to beat the count, You finished OK Now go out there and make short work of her”
Round 5. Michibata is slow out of her corner Charlize is more deliberate. She wants to end it. She was embarrassed in the last round. It isn’t going to happen again. Using those long legs she traps Jessica in a corner. She lands a left to the side of Jessica’s head followed by a right. Then a left to the body and a right to the chin, Charlize steps back and Jessica takes a couple of steps and goes down. Charlize stands over her looking down and advises “Stay down” The referee sends the blonde to a corner and starts the count. Charlize is surprised when Jessica beats the count being up at the count of eight. The referee checks Jessica’s eyes and waives Charlize in. Charlize takes a deep breath and closes n on Jessica who is back on the ropes, Charlize lands a right cross then a left to the solar Plexus and a right uppercut. Jessica’s arms drop to her side She’s defenseless. The referee pushes Charlize back and gathers Jessica in his arms giving Theron a TKO5
AFTER. Jessica if the first to speak. “I took this fight knowing that I was going to be a big underdog. I had seen a couple of Charlizes’s fights and was well aware of her talents, but if you are a big underdog you usually lose and I did but I appreciate the opportunity “ Charlize comments. I think Jessica is definitely
under-rated and let me tell you her right hook is a blockbuster”
Results, Lookout: Story, Tractorpull
Tale of the Tape
Jessica Michibata
Age 40
Height 5’8”
5-9-0
Charlize Theron
Age 48
Height 5’9 1/2”
347-130-12
2 Universal Featherweight Titles 1999
1 MTV 116 Lbs Title 1999
1 Playboy Title 1999
1 Nike 122 Lbs Title
1 Studio Lightweight Title 1999. 1999 Titles not recognized as official
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 ReeboxWelterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/28/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall of Fame
Recognized as the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)
BEFORE
Kate walks into Charlize’s dressing room. “I just got off the phone with Tractorpull”
Charlize “And?”
Kate: They are less than happy with this bout. If you think they didn’t like your fight against Leone, they are irate about this one. They said they are staying with you because you’re famous as an actress and your name connected with them gives them some great advertising, but this is obviously another easy bout. One more fight like this and they will end your connection with Tractorpull and the amount they pay you for the use of your name. Actually they are right. You should have never got this fight. Michibata simply is not in your class even if you are ancient. This is so obvious as an easy fight, I can just hear Swift or Lively laughing. Really, this is an embarrassment
Charlize: "Let me explain something to you. I don’t fight managed fighters anymore. It’s too hard to get a fight when I want it I have never fought an Asian fighter and I know that they are very good so I wanted to fight one Most are managed, so I got Michibata”
Kate: “Well You should have never, ever taken this bout and everybody on seven continents knows it”
Down on the podium Michibata comments, I never in my wildest imagination thought I would be fighting Charlize Theron. She called me and offered me a fight and of course I jumped at the chance, I’m under no illusions. I know her record and reputation, I know I am a big underdog, but I am going to do my best.
THE FIGHT
The two meet in the center of the ring Michibata is in a blue bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is in a pig tail down her back. Charlize is in her usual red bikini with red gloves and boots with her blonde hair in a pony tail The referee gives the instructions which Charlize has heard 489 times, They touch gloves and go to their corners.
Round 1. At the bell, Chalize heads to the center of the ring and is surprised that Michibata is already there. She had underestimated Jessica’s speed. Charlize uses her usual opening right jab to Jessica’s face. A Theron right narrowly misses Jessica’s chin and Jessica drills a pair of hooks to Theron’s midsection. Charlize lands a right to Jessica’s head while Jessica continues to work on Theron's body with a flurry of hooks and a hard left to the solar plexus. Charlize starts to back off, but not fast enough as a right uppercut catches her chin. The blonde staggers back to the ropes. Jessica quickly follows up. but Theron is no easy target and they get into a punching contest. Here the blonde has the advantage. Theron’s small reach advantage starts to pay off. Her crosses to her opponent’s head start to pay off as she fights her way back to the center of the
of the ring Charlize’s rally is stopped as Jessica pounds another right into Charlize’s stomach as the round ends. In Theron’s corner Kate tells her “Well we know where she is going. It’s the old strategy of “kill the body and take your legs away
Round 2. Charlize is quickly out of her, ready to brawl, correctly or not, not fearing Jessica’s power. Jessica has the opposite view of her opponent. She has respect for the blonde’s known power. She is looking for an opening. Charlize gives her the opening when she drops her arms to roll her shoulders. Michibata is in immediately again going to the body working on the midsection and raising to punches to the blonde’s bra. The punches enrage the blonde who backs off and then go’s after Michibata with a flurry of punches that land on head and body. She has her smaller opponent against the ropes ripping punch after punch into both the head and body. Jessica’s limited response has the referee watching closely, but the round ends. Kate tells Charize “good job. One more like that and we should go for the KO
Round 3. While Michibata has worked on Theron’s body, She hasn’t slowed down those legs. She across the ring meeting Jessica just a few feet from her corner. Charlize lands a pair of hooks to Jessica jaw while Jessica stays with her strategy or woking on Theron’s aging body with hooks to the midsection and stomach. Charlize backs out and then darts in, lands a couple punches to the head and backs out. She’s not going for the KO. Instead she is piling up the points while punishing Jessica. Charlize thinks the punishment will add up until it will be KO time. Jessica is trying to judge Theron’s in and out movements, but Charlize isn’t predictable. She in one time going for the head and the next racking up the body. Jessica isn’t landing punches and Theron’s legs are dominating the fight It’s beginning to look like it won’t be long before Theron goes for the KO. In Theron’s corner, Kate tells her they should stop waisting time. Knock her out so they can go home
Round 4. Once again, at the bell Theron speeds across the ring and traps Jessica in her corner. The two start exchanging punches. Both are going for the head. A Charlize right causes Jessica mouthpiece to drop out. Charlize’s right hand drops to her hip, ready for that right knockout punch. SHE’S DOWN. CHARLIZ IS DOWN. A right hook to the point of the chin drops her. Charlize is on her hands and knees. At four. Charlize has one knee off the canvas. She stay’s with one knee on the canvas listening to the count. At count of eight she is up. but a little unsteady. Jessica closes and starting her final attack that is going to cause the biggest upset in FCBA history. Unfortunately, she hasn’t heard the well known rule that Theron is most dangerous when hurt. Jessica drives a right to Charlize’a jaw. Charlize is right back with a right to the side of the head, then a left and another right and left. Jessica’s defense is falling apart as Theron drives her across the ring with punch after punch. The crowd knows that now it is just a matter of time, but the bell saves Jessica. In Theron’s corner, Kate is not happy. “You got careless and see what happened. You were lucky you were able to beat the count, You finished OK Now go out there and make short work of her”
Round 5. Michibata is slow out of her corner Charlize is more deliberate. She wants to end it. She was embarrassed in the last round. It isn’t going to happen again. Using those long legs she traps Jessica in a corner. She lands a left to the side of Jessica’s head followed by a right. Then a left to the body and a right to the chin, Charlize steps back and Jessica takes a couple of steps and goes down. Charlize stands over her looking down and advises “Stay down” The referee sends the blonde to a corner and starts the count. Charlize is surprised when Jessica beats the count being up at the count of eight. The referee checks Jessica’s eyes and waives Charlize in. Charlize takes a deep breath and closes n on Jessica who is back on the ropes, Charlize lands a right cross then a left to the solar Plexus and a right uppercut. Jessica’s arms drop to her side She’s defenseless. The referee pushes Charlize back and gathers Jessica in his arms giving Theron a TKO5
AFTER. Jessica if the first to speak. “I took this fight knowing that I was going to be a big underdog. I had seen a couple of Charlizes’s fights and was well aware of her talents, but if you are a big underdog you usually lose and I did but I appreciate the opportunity “ Charlize comments. I think Jessica is definitely
under-rated and let me tell you her right hook is a blockbuster”