Stacy Keibler versus Kelly Brook

Tale of the Tape:

Stacy Keibler (40-30-1, 33 KO)
5'11, 44 years old
Celebrity Wrestling Federation
Former (2x) FCBA Welterweight Title Holder (3 Defenses)

vs.

Kelly Brook (53-78-5, 42 KO)
5’8, 44 years old
This Is Glamour
Former (2x) FCBA Lightweight Title Holder

(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)

Intro:
"AND NOW! Making her 72nd appearance in the ring, fighting under the Celebrity Wrestling Federation flag. Please welcome the Baltimore, Maryland native, standing 5 foot 11, weighing in at 130 pounds, STACYYYY KEEEEEIBLERRRRR!!”

Keibler’s lithe, Amazonian frame was lewdly wrapped in a microscopic string bikini that left little to the imagination. The blonde’s sternum swelled with deep, calming breaths; her taut abdomen sculpted out of bronze, her perky tits delicately compacted by a thin-banded bandeau top that belted tightly around her mushrooming B-cups. As she hit the apron, Keibler craned her long stems and bent at the waist, playfully shimmying her hips at the base of her toe-touch as she ducked through the ropes and into the ring. Her pale-white string thong was devoured by folds of flesh, finally rising and rearranging the twined, biting string bottoms by hiking them high up her hips. Ending her old-school WWE entrance to raucous applause, the blonde arched and pressed to her tippy toes against the ropes, lifting to tie back her tightly-braided pony tail before pumping her gloved fists together.

Having fully embraced and even accentuated her stunning curves as she hit her 40’s, Brook still possessed the measurables to be an absolute menace at Jaguar. The buxom model still hit like a truck, and added plenty of weight to bully around some of the slimmer ladies stuck in her division. The lanky, lithe Keibler was undoubtedly ripe to be one of them; as Brook’s mammoth, overflowing H-cups mushroomed and enveloped the American’s subtle, teardropping pair as they pressed chest-to-chest. The Brit was practically spilling out of a sheer, black lace bra; her plump thighs split by a cheeky, high-waisted thong that inched up to just below her belly button.

Round 1:
Stacy was on a head-turning streak after temporarily retiring in late 2022; winning five in a row before falling to Jaguar Champion Adrianne Palicki. Brook was another recent challenger to the Jaguar throne; just losing out to Stacy’s Stablemate, Stana Katic, last year. Keibler was eager to start another winning streak as she soared out to a lead in the opener. Picking and probing, Stacy directed the curvy brunette around in circles with long, rangy jabs. For as lethal as her legs had been during her WWE career, her overhand right had pulled just about even. Few could match the lanky blonde’s elastic reach at 5’11, and like many Brook had no answer.

Tap-tap-crunch to the lips, snappy left to the jaw; Keibler’s feet shuffled in and out as Brook ate pounds of leather in the first few minutes. A hook to the ribs cut through the Brit’s midsection and broke up Stacy’s bobblehead rhythm; doubling the busty brunette at the waist before an ELECTRIC uppercut drummed against her hanging rack. Kelly gagged and spun out; holding her chest with both hands as she rolled across the ropes and floundered into the far corner. Stacy pursued, but the timer ran out before she could find another window to launch. Still, the blonde takes a poised opening round, 10-8.

Round 2/3:
Brook’s storied career had fallen on some lean times as of late, but this was still a world-class Champion with a rap-sheet a mile long. Keibler had one glaring weakness and it was hardly a secret; so when Brook busted through no-man’s-land and cozied up to the blonde, momentum switched on a dime. Keibler desperately tried to create separation to throw as the buxom Brit remained glued to her hip; ripping and tearing through the blonde’s taut midsection with a blinding flurry of lefts and rights. Stacy tried to scurry left, but Brook pulled her dance partner right back in with a tug on the hip; tried to slide right, but the Brit once again ate up space.

Keibler twisted and squelched as left, right, hook, cross, hook, right carved through her crunching, spasming abdomen. A thumping hook to the heart shook her perky bust, springing one of her golden orbs out the top of her sagging bandeau top with a throaty squeal. Brook cleaved another screwdriver through her ribs, then a bladed one-two-three zipper up her belly, then a PUNISHING uppercut that crushed her chin. Keibler gagged and teetered into the corner, sprawling her partially-bare upper half over the post while shielding her chest with an armbra. Her skull rattled as Brook lanced a straight right into her cheek, then an overhand to the temple, then a bladed one-two across her bloodied lips. Keibler finally dove forward and clogged up Brook’s airspace; alleviating some of the pressure as they twirled off the ropes back to center.

The intermission wouldn’t be nearly long enough as Keibler accomplished nothing more than a wardrobe remedy; with Brook continuing to bully and bludgeon the lighter blonde at will. With Keibler’s length stymied and handcuffed, Kelly had the leash and was domineering in her refusal to give it up. Brook takes an impressive pair back-to-back, 10-8, 10-8.

Round 4/5:
After a steadying fourth in which Stacy put her foot down and kept enough distance to fight off the Brit’s constant advances, Kelly put a renewed focus on holding the reins in the fifth. A couple devious bear-claws swatted at Stacy’s chest; toying with her belted bra and trying to force another glimpse of the blonde’s goods. Anything to get inside Keibler’s head and throw her off her game, and the vet had plenty of tricks. Keibler and her top held fast; cranking back with a zig-zagging trio of jabs and crosses that snapped against Brook’s chin. The Brit tried to shoulder through, but Keibler cut her off with a spiky left to the cheek; wobbling back half a step before two more lanky scythes lassoed into her gut.

Brook let out a guttural whimper and skittered to her heels; snapping over at the waist and sucking wind as Keibler postured and pushed. A ferocious overhand JUST whizzed past the brunette’s temple, spinning into the ropes as she wobbled back to full height in retreat. Keibler lifted to her toes for more leverage as she DROVE down on a shoulder-high right; skewering Brook’s heavy rack with a merciless overhand that bowed her into the ropes. Kelly’s thighs jellied and pinched shut, her curvy frame twisting and buckling as Keibler poured venomous hooks into her hip, ribs, sideboob, navel; finally snapping a WICKED cross against her temple. Brook squelched as she was slung 180 degrees; spilling to her knees against the base of the ropes with a wounded whimper.

1… 2… 3… 4… Brook gagged a mouthful of drool to the canvas as she curled up on all fours; sprawling somewhat as she desperately heaved for oxygen and slid to a seat on her haunches. Taking a moment before rising with the aid of the ropes, Kelly swept the sweat-matted locks from her eyes and rearranged her overflowing bust; making sure she was still tucked before nodding to the official that she was good to continue.

Keibler had a handful of javelins still locked and loaded; craning back and flinging a flaming overhand right that clobbered the brunette’s upper sternum. Kelly shimmied as she staggered back two steps; her balance shattered by the sheer weight of Keibler’s overhand. Then came another; CRASHING against her clavicles and sending her floundering into the near corner. The brunette’s busty upper half sagged forward at the waist, panting uncontrollably as Keibler waltzed up uncontested and swept hook after hook into her navel. Kelly crunched further forward with each bisecting blow; gagging up her mouthpiece before the official finally dove in and called off the blonde.

"And your winner, by TKO in Round 5, STACYYYYY KEIBBBBLERRRR!!!!”