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Post by Boxing World Online on Apr 2, 2024 16:35:56 GMT -6
Our reporter sits in The Great Room at The Manor watching baseball and basketball and sipping cold beverages with Cassandra Lynn Scerbo, Poindexter Del Crunchy, and the Man In The Hat.
Reporter (grinning): "So, Wiz, how are the financials here at Front Street?"
Man In The Hat (laughing): "Cassandra Lynn?"
Cassie: "As you might remember, Smackey, Front Street is my INHERITANCE. I know exactly what the books look like on any given day. This organization has billions of dollars with a 'B'. We are ridiculously profitable thanks to all the different revenue streams we have..."
Pointy: "And, I imagine, you know every dime Wizardo personally has as well?"
Cassie (smiling): "ALSO my inheritance. And, also into the billions. As in, hundreds of billions."
Reporter: "So...are you saying McCarthy is wrong?"
Man In The Hat: "Heaven forfend that anyone would think Jenny McCarthy might be wrong. But, trust me when I tell you, Front Street will not be declaring bankruptcy any time soon. And, there are no investors to sell shares, because I own the thing, lock, stock, and barrel. Now. Let's watch some ball, shall we?"
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