Post by sceej on Apr 1, 2024 14:23:10 GMT -6
FCBA Enquirer: Your trusted source for unfounded rumor and groundless speculation since 1999:
BREAKING NEWS: FRONT STREET BOXING NEAR BANKRUPT!
Jenny McCarthy brough in as CFO to try to right ship!
Front Steet Boxing, the FCBA stable owned and operated by the mysterious Grand Wizard, was recently found to be tottering on the brink of financial collapse. Sources cite heavy debt based on paying off contracts of signed and discarded fighters as part of the issue, along with huge expenditures on food and entertainment, including wining and dining members of the press lavishly. Most recently, Vice President Cassie Scerbo made the massive commitment to cover the bar bill of veteran trainer Scrubby McGee at a recent bout, which bill was described as "significant".
In an effort to right the foundering financial ship, Front Street has apparently reached out to former bantamweight champion and renowned economist Jennifer Ann McCarthy and offered her the position of Chief Financial Officer. No word as yet from Miss McCarthy.
And may everyone have a happy April Fool's Day!
Jenny McCarthy brough in as CFO to try to right ship!
Front Steet Boxing, the FCBA stable owned and operated by the mysterious Grand Wizard, was recently found to be tottering on the brink of financial collapse. Sources cite heavy debt based on paying off contracts of signed and discarded fighters as part of the issue, along with huge expenditures on food and entertainment, including wining and dining members of the press lavishly. Most recently, Vice President Cassie Scerbo made the massive commitment to cover the bar bill of veteran trainer Scrubby McGee at a recent bout, which bill was described as "significant".
In an effort to right the foundering financial ship, Front Street has apparently reached out to former bantamweight champion and renowned economist Jennifer Ann McCarthy and offered her the position of Chief Financial Officer. No word as yet from Miss McCarthy.
And may everyone have a happy April Fool's Day!
