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Kate Upton vs Charlize Theron
Results, Lookout: Story. Tractorpull
Tale of the Tape
Kate Upton
Age: 31
Height 5’10”
Weight 155lbs
133-35-0
5 Unified Welterweight Titles
7 JMDD Titles
1 Queen of the Ice Hotel
1 Queen of the Beach
Charlize Theron
Age 48
Height 5’9 1/2
Weight 127lbs
343-129-12
2 Universal Featherweight Titles 1999
1 MTV 116lbs Title 1999
1 Playboy Title. 1999
1 Nike 122lbs Title 1999
1 Studio Lightweight Title 1999 1999 titles not recognized as official
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweights Titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/28/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall Of Fame
BEFORE
There is an extra large dressing room where both Kate and Charlize, being very good friends, have occupied. In two of the corners have privacy screens where the two fighters have changed into their fighting gear. A white bikini for Kate and a red for Charlize. The personal of the corners were engaged in various conversations. Kate and Charlize are talking away from the crowd.
Kate “why are we fighting again. You know, I have won the last three”.
Charlize: “ The records show I got a W in the last one”
Kate “Let’s not get into that. Look, you are almost thirty pounds lighter. You are still beautiful and have that slender body and great legs, but you are actually old enough to be my mother. What are you trying to prove. You are already considered the greatest.
Charlize: You didn’t have to remind me about my age”
Kate: “Do you remember fighting Torrie Wilson last year
Charlize: You have to bring that up? I had a bad night, OK
Kate: She is your age and she really gave you a bad night”
Charlize:”Why is everybody bring up that one fight.”
Kate: Because it happened. She made you look like a rookie facing Justin Verlander”
Charlize: Your husband.
Kate: Yes
Charlize “How about all the fights I won”
Kate: Look here’s the deal. People think if Wilson can do that to you, What do they think I’m going to do?
Charlize: I don’t care what people think.
Kate: I”m curious, Why did you refuse the JMDD Title fight.”
Charlize; I am not interested in any of these so called secondary titles. I will fight for real ones. If I can’t get one of the four official titles, I don’t want another title”
Kate. “ I have nine of those secondary titles on my record”
Charlize; “If you want them, go far it. It’s just not my bag. You know what we need to do now”
Kate: “What’s that?”
Charlize: “We need to dump that announcer. I want him gone. He takes way too long to say a name. He can’t do much with Kate Upton, but my name is built for him. He can drag out Charlize Theron for so long that half the crowd will have died from old age” I can just hear it Charleeeeese Therooooon. He can go on and on. I will have someone tell him, if he is the ring when I get there, he and I will have a little prayer session. The fans know who we are, They don’t need to be told”
Kate: I’m with you and we will tell the referee to skip the instructions”
Charlize: “Great idea”
Kate: “When we get in the ring we can give each other a hug and go to our corners.
Kate: Remember I have been in your corner far a long time. Tonight, I will do the same. I will give you advise between rounds. Don’t worry, just want to make this a good fight for my fans”
Neve: “Ladies, time to go”
The two walk down the aisle side by side with the fans cheering
Kate: “Hear all that. It’s from my fans”
Charlize; “It’s from my fans too”
Kate: I hate to tell you, honey, but you don’t have any”
THE FIGHT
Round 1. At the bell both head to the center of the ring, Kate get’s in the first punch, a right cross Charlize’s jaw. Charlize is right back with a right jab. Kate is back with another left cross to the head and then another right. Charlize is not backing down and hangs with Kate with a right to the midsection then a left. She is backing Kate with the body attack. She has her on the ropes. Kate has her guard high, so Charlize concentrates on the body pounding away at the midsection Finally Kate has has enough and and comes off the ropes with a left hook and a right cross. She maneuvers Charlize into the center of the ring. They go toe to toe. Charlize is landing more punches but Kate is hitting with more power. Finally Charlize quits and moves out,. Kate thinks Charlize has had it with trying to punch with her. Kate is after her. Kate moves in and walks into a couple straight jabs to her face. She cuts away with a power right but Charlize avoids it and once more lands a couple jabs to Kate’s face. Once again Kate backs away. They are circling looking for an opening. Charlizes make the move. She darts in with a couple of jabs to Kates face and then back out before Kate can retaliate.
Kate’s eyes get a hard look as she chases Charlize. She has Charlize in a corner ready to pour on the punishment, but before she can punch, Charlize is moving right along the ropes and Kate is chasing the old woman. Charlize is using those famous legs to peck away at Kate, landing a jab or hook and then moving away.
Kate is determined to make Charlize punch with her, but the round ends with them in the center of the ring. Kate reverts to her Charlize adviser role. “You did good, landing more punches and using those legs, but you didn’t deliver any big hard punches. That’s going to catch up with you if this fights goes into late rounds”
Round 3.Theron’s corner has done it’s work and has Charlize up on her feet waiting for the bell. The way Charlize comes out of her corner surprises Kate.Charlize is not as nearly as bad off as Kate thought. Kate knows Charlize is not moving as quickly as she can and she is going to take advantage. She fakes a cross and knocks Charlize back a step with a right hook. Charlize fights back with a right cross and left hook. Kate then goes lower with a pair of punches t the midsection and then a left-right to the face. Charlize responds with a attack on Kates body. Again they are toe to toe going to each other’s body. Charlize seems to be winning this exchange, but Kate breaks up the exchange with a left uppercut as Charlize staggers away. Kate is pursuing. She has Charlize on the ropes. She closes, but is shocked when a Theron right lands on her nose. She can feel a little blood running from it. It doesn’t stop her. She right back this time going to the slender woman’s body. She going finish her. She starts pounding away at her older opponent, Once again Charlize is taking and taking punches to her body. Again she is sagging at the round ends. Kate tells Charlize that she just has to stay off the ropes. Don’t try to get into a knockout punching contest
Round 4. Once again Charlize surprises Kate by quickly coming out to meet her, Kate is a little frustrated. Charlize should have gone down two rounds ago. Charlize is moving well and meets Kate with a left to the face and then drops to sink a pair of punches into Kates bra. It’s now that Kate is hurting. Kate throws a power right that Charlize easily avoids and a couple more blows land in Kate’s face. She can feel a slight leak of blood coming from her nose. Charlize then goes down to Kate’s body working on the midsection. A Upton right misses as does a left and Charlize continues working of the body. Kate is beginning to feel it. She’s starting to hurt. She tries to smack Theron, but Charlize manages to avoid the assault and continue to work on Kates body. Finally Kate managed to get Theron with a hard straight right breaking Charlize’s body attack as she moves away. Kate is upset and angry. She is going to make Charlize pay. Forty five seconds left, Kate staggers Charlize with a round house left and then a right
Charlize is on the ropes. Fifteen seconds left and a vicious right uppercut lands on Charlize’s jaw. Her hands drop to her waist, her eyes are dim. The bell rings and Charlize is out on her feet. She doesn’t know where her corner is. Kate grabs Charlize around the waist and say’s “come on my friend let me get you to your corner. She guides Charlize to her corner and yells at Neve “get the ammonia ready and she needs water. You got forty five seconds to get her ready. Kate gets to her corner to hear the bell ring for round 5.
Round 5. Kate gets to her corner just in time for the bell. She knows what she is going to see when she turns around. It’s Theron staggering out of her corner. Kate knows Charlize has banned her corner from stopping the fight. She’s unhappy. The referee is seeing the same thing she is. Charlize is incapable of putting up a defense, but he is doing nothing. Kate is not going to make the mistake she made in their last fight. Charlize gets close and lands a right cross to Kate’s head. Their is nothing behind the punch. It like a pat on the cheek. Kate lands a jab to Charlize’s face. She staggers back. Another jab has the great blonde on the ropes. Kate then rips an right uppercut with everything she has behind it. She watches Charlize’s head go back over the ropes. Her arms drop to her side and Charlize starts on her way down. She is going to hit the canvas face down. Kate steps in and catches Charlize. She’s holding her up with Charlize hanging back over Kate’s arms, face blank, arms loosely hanging. Kate asks the ref to count her out as it is obvious she is out cold. He refuses the count until Theron is on the canvas. Kate pleads again and he refuses. Kate lays Charlize on the canvas as gently as she can. The referee then doesn't bother to count he simply waves the fight over. Kate is furious. She walks up to the referee and slams a right cross to is head. All hell breaks loose. Kate’s corner people drag her back to her stool. Neve and Tess are trying to keep Charlize from being trampled on as security swarms into the ring. They haul the ref out of the ring and they get a stretcher for Charlize and Kate heads back to the dressing room where she watches tensely as Charlize is brought around and given a though exam
AFTER
Kate is at the press table and surprisingly so is Charlize. Neve’s miracle makeup artist has done her work, but Charlizes face is still badly bruised, her nose slightly swollen as is one lip. Kate speaks first. “You would think I would be elated beating the greatest, but Charlize is a lot older and smaller than me and is one of my good friends. I hate what I had to do to her tonight, but I am happy to tell you that Charlize didn’t suffer any serious damage. Xrays and Ultra Sounds were good”
Blonde Magazine” You are now one up on Charlize in you series of bouts. Are you two going to get it on again?
Kate.”I don’t want to fight Charlize again. I don’t want do to her what I did tonight
Charlize: ‘We are not done. Now, we will go for the best of seven and if Kate wins the next one I will insist on the best of nine”
Smackey, Boxing World. “What about the referee? You facing any FCBA discipline?”
Kate: “No. Officials after watching the tape ruled he should have stopped the fight when she staggered out of her corner at the beginning of the round. No charges against me but I was cautioned not to do it again. Chalize now says she wants more fights with me. We will just have to wait and see”
Charlize: “Kate hasn’t heard the last of me yet.”
Results, Lookout: Story. Tractorpull
Tale of the Tape
Kate Upton
Age: 31
Height 5’10”
Weight 155lbs
133-35-0
5 Unified Welterweight Titles
7 JMDD Titles
1 Queen of the Ice Hotel
1 Queen of the Beach
Charlize Theron
Age 48
Height 5’9 1/2
Weight 127lbs
343-129-12
2 Universal Featherweight Titles 1999
1 MTV 116lbs Title 1999
1 Playboy Title. 1999
1 Nike 122lbs Title 1999
1 Studio Lightweight Title 1999 1999 titles not recognized as official
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweights Titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/28/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall Of Fame
Recognized as the Greatest of All Time
BEFORE
There is an extra large dressing room where both Kate and Charlize, being very good friends, have occupied. In two of the corners have privacy screens where the two fighters have changed into their fighting gear. A white bikini for Kate and a red for Charlize. The personal of the corners were engaged in various conversations. Kate and Charlize are talking away from the crowd.
Kate “why are we fighting again. You know, I have won the last three”.
Charlize: “ The records show I got a W in the last one”
Kate “Let’s not get into that. Look, you are almost thirty pounds lighter. You are still beautiful and have that slender body and great legs, but you are actually old enough to be my mother. What are you trying to prove. You are already considered the greatest.
Charlize: You didn’t have to remind me about my age”
Kate: “Do you remember fighting Torrie Wilson last year
Charlize: You have to bring that up? I had a bad night, OK
Kate: She is your age and she really gave you a bad night”
Charlize:”Why is everybody bring up that one fight.”
Kate: Because it happened. She made you look like a rookie facing Justin Verlander”
Charlize: Your husband.
Kate: Yes
Charlize “How about all the fights I won”
Kate: Look here’s the deal. People think if Wilson can do that to you, What do they think I’m going to do?
Charlize: I don’t care what people think.
Kate: I”m curious, Why did you refuse the JMDD Title fight.”
Charlize; I am not interested in any of these so called secondary titles. I will fight for real ones. If I can’t get one of the four official titles, I don’t want another title”
Kate. “ I have nine of those secondary titles on my record”
Charlize; “If you want them, go far it. It’s just not my bag. You know what we need to do now”
Kate: “What’s that?”
Charlize: “We need to dump that announcer. I want him gone. He takes way too long to say a name. He can’t do much with Kate Upton, but my name is built for him. He can drag out Charlize Theron for so long that half the crowd will have died from old age” I can just hear it Charleeeeese Therooooon. He can go on and on. I will have someone tell him, if he is the ring when I get there, he and I will have a little prayer session. The fans know who we are, They don’t need to be told”
Kate: I’m with you and we will tell the referee to skip the instructions”
Charlize: “Great idea”
Kate: “When we get in the ring we can give each other a hug and go to our corners.
Kate: Remember I have been in your corner far a long time. Tonight, I will do the same. I will give you advise between rounds. Don’t worry, just want to make this a good fight for my fans”
Neve: “Ladies, time to go”
The two walk down the aisle side by side with the fans cheering
Kate: “Hear all that. It’s from my fans”
Charlize; “It’s from my fans too”
Kate: I hate to tell you, honey, but you don’t have any”
THE FIGHT
Round 1. At the bell both head to the center of the ring, Kate get’s in the first punch, a right cross Charlize’s jaw. Charlize is right back with a right jab. Kate is back with another left cross to the head and then another right. Charlize is not backing down and hangs with Kate with a right to the midsection then a left. She is backing Kate with the body attack. She has her on the ropes. Kate has her guard high, so Charlize concentrates on the body pounding away at the midsection Finally Kate has has enough and and comes off the ropes with a left hook and a right cross. She maneuvers Charlize into the center of the ring. They go toe to toe. Charlize is landing more punches but Kate is hitting with more power. Finally Charlize quits and moves out,. Kate thinks Charlize has had it with trying to punch with her. Kate is after her. Kate moves in and walks into a couple straight jabs to her face. She cuts away with a power right but Charlize avoids it and once more lands a couple jabs to Kate’s face. Once again Kate backs away. They are circling looking for an opening. Charlizes make the move. She darts in with a couple of jabs to Kates face and then back out before Kate can retaliate.
Kate’s eyes get a hard look as she chases Charlize. She has Charlize in a corner ready to pour on the punishment, but before she can punch, Charlize is moving right along the ropes and Kate is chasing the old woman. Charlize is using those famous legs to peck away at Kate, landing a jab or hook and then moving away.
Kate is determined to make Charlize punch with her, but the round ends with them in the center of the ring. Kate reverts to her Charlize adviser role. “You did good, landing more punches and using those legs, but you didn’t deliver any big hard punches. That’s going to catch up with you if this fights goes into late rounds”
Round 2. Charlize knows she got the points in round 1 so she is going continue and build up a big lead and then stay away from Kate in the last rounds. They meet again in the center of the round. Charlize lands a quick jab and backs out. She circles Kate and then darts in and lands a couple more jabs and backs out. This is working so she quickly moves in right into a Upton right hook that stops Charlize in her tracks. Kate then lands a left cross, a right cross, and another left and has Charlize on the ropes. Charlize’s guard is up and Kate takes the invitation she start working on Charlize’s body. Rights and lefts land into Theron’s midsection. Kate lowers her attack targeting Charlizes stomach and hooks her with a left-right to the chest. Kate see the shock of pain in Charlize’s face. She crashes a right cross and overhand left to the face. She’s hoping that Charlize will go down but she is surprised with Charlize comes up with a right uppercut. It doesn’t move Kate much and she is right back trying to make mush of Charlize’s midsection. Charlize is sagging, but not down as the round ends. Kate tells Charlize she has to avoid the ropes, use those legs and try not to get into a punching contest since she doesn’t have the power Kate has although her right hand off the hip is a knockout and she needs to try and use it
Round 3.Theron’s corner has done it’s work and has Charlize up on her feet waiting for the bell. The way Charlize comes out of her corner surprises Kate.Charlize is not as nearly as bad off as Kate thought. Kate knows Charlize is not moving as quickly as she can and she is going to take advantage. She fakes a cross and knocks Charlize back a step with a right hook. Charlize fights back with a right cross and left hook. Kate then goes lower with a pair of punches t the midsection and then a left-right to the face. Charlize responds with a attack on Kates body. Again they are toe to toe going to each other’s body. Charlize seems to be winning this exchange, but Kate breaks up the exchange with a left uppercut as Charlize staggers away. Kate is pursuing. She has Charlize on the ropes. She closes, but is shocked when a Theron right lands on her nose. She can feel a little blood running from it. It doesn’t stop her. She right back this time going to the slender woman’s body. She going finish her. She starts pounding away at her older opponent, Once again Charlize is taking and taking punches to her body. Again she is sagging at the round ends. Kate tells Charlize that she just has to stay off the ropes. Don’t try to get into a knockout punching contest
Round 4. Once again Charlize surprises Kate by quickly coming out to meet her, Kate is a little frustrated. Charlize should have gone down two rounds ago. Charlize is moving well and meets Kate with a left to the face and then drops to sink a pair of punches into Kates bra. It’s now that Kate is hurting. Kate throws a power right that Charlize easily avoids and a couple more blows land in Kate’s face. She can feel a slight leak of blood coming from her nose. Charlize then goes down to Kate’s body working on the midsection. A Upton right misses as does a left and Charlize continues working of the body. Kate is beginning to feel it. She’s starting to hurt. She tries to smack Theron, but Charlize manages to avoid the assault and continue to work on Kates body. Finally Kate managed to get Theron with a hard straight right breaking Charlize’s body attack as she moves away. Kate is upset and angry. She is going to make Charlize pay. Forty five seconds left, Kate staggers Charlize with a round house left and then a right
Charlize is on the ropes. Fifteen seconds left and a vicious right uppercut lands on Charlize’s jaw. Her hands drop to her waist, her eyes are dim. The bell rings and Charlize is out on her feet. She doesn’t know where her corner is. Kate grabs Charlize around the waist and say’s “come on my friend let me get you to your corner. She guides Charlize to her corner and yells at Neve “get the ammonia ready and she needs water. You got forty five seconds to get her ready. Kate gets to her corner to hear the bell ring for round 5.
Round 5. Kate gets to her corner just in time for the bell. She knows what she is going to see when she turns around. It’s Theron staggering out of her corner. Kate knows Charlize has banned her corner from stopping the fight. She’s unhappy. The referee is seeing the same thing she is. Charlize is incapable of putting up a defense, but he is doing nothing. Kate is not going to make the mistake she made in their last fight. Charlize gets close and lands a right cross to Kate’s head. Their is nothing behind the punch. It like a pat on the cheek. Kate lands a jab to Charlize’s face. She staggers back. Another jab has the great blonde on the ropes. Kate then rips an right uppercut with everything she has behind it. She watches Charlize’s head go back over the ropes. Her arms drop to her side and Charlize starts on her way down. She is going to hit the canvas face down. Kate steps in and catches Charlize. She’s holding her up with Charlize hanging back over Kate’s arms, face blank, arms loosely hanging. Kate asks the ref to count her out as it is obvious she is out cold. He refuses the count until Theron is on the canvas. Kate pleads again and he refuses. Kate lays Charlize on the canvas as gently as she can. The referee then doesn't bother to count he simply waves the fight over. Kate is furious. She walks up to the referee and slams a right cross to is head. All hell breaks loose. Kate’s corner people drag her back to her stool. Neve and Tess are trying to keep Charlize from being trampled on as security swarms into the ring. They haul the ref out of the ring and they get a stretcher for Charlize and Kate heads back to the dressing room where she watches tensely as Charlize is brought around and given a though exam
AFTER
Kate is at the press table and surprisingly so is Charlize. Neve’s miracle makeup artist has done her work, but Charlizes face is still badly bruised, her nose slightly swollen as is one lip. Kate speaks first. “You would think I would be elated beating the greatest, but Charlize is a lot older and smaller than me and is one of my good friends. I hate what I had to do to her tonight, but I am happy to tell you that Charlize didn’t suffer any serious damage. Xrays and Ultra Sounds were good”
Blonde Magazine” You are now one up on Charlize in you series of bouts. Are you two going to get it on again?
Kate.”I don’t want to fight Charlize again. I don’t want do to her what I did tonight
Charlize: ‘We are not done. Now, we will go for the best of seven and if Kate wins the next one I will insist on the best of nine”
Smackey, Boxing World. “What about the referee? You facing any FCBA discipline?”
Kate: “No. Officials after watching the tape ruled he should have stopped the fight when she staggered out of her corner at the beginning of the round. No charges against me but I was cautioned not to do it again. Chalize now says she wants more fights with me. We will just have to wait and see”
Charlize: “Kate hasn’t heard the last of me yet.”