Post by Tractorpull on Mar 8, 2024 14:05:29 GMT -6
Here are out much maligned predictions for the March PPV with limited comments. If we irritate or offend you with any of our comments, don’t bother to complain. We “ain’t interested
SABRINA CARPENTER/BECKY G. They both lost their last fight with Carpenter losing to the better opponent. You want a seat as close to the ring as possible.
There two are so small you probably can’t see them from the balcony. Carpenter will win.
CHLOE GRACE MORETZ/MADISON BEER Moretz doesn’t remind me of anything. Madison reminds me I need something to drink. Keep a six pack close
I might need more than one. Beer of course
HANNAH PALMER/SOMMER RAY Ray has had three fights in almost four years. After this fight we will know why. Palmer
LENI KLUM/KATHRYN NEWTON. Leni Klum is the only female known to give a round house slap to Theron’s face and get away with it. Klum wins
KUBICKA/DEL TORO. This bout is about survival, Mine. I really like The Wiz. I miss those Las Vegas nights of years ago, but Vassago throws more weight around here. Kubicka, who after all, isn’t a bad fighter
JOY CORRIGAN/SUI He. Sui She does well against Asian fighters. Corrigan is from Massachusetts. She may be from a foreign country, but she is not Asian
Corrigan
CIERRA RAMIREZ/ARIANA GRANDE. Two more you are going to need binoculars to see. Grande’s management thinks they have a hot item here,What’s hot usually cools off. Ramirez
STANA KATIC/CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY-Katic
VICTORIA JUSTICE/CAYLEE COWAN. Justice. Cowan is a loser
EIZA GONZALEZ/CHRISTINA HENDRIX. Gonzalez
SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD/JORDAN CARVER Underwood is bad. S Carver is worse. Underwood
PELAS/HSIEH Pelas The last five fights involve CWF. I predicted CWF to win all five. I don’t want to irritate anyone.
DILETTA LEOTTA/RACHEL COOK. Leotta hasn’t done well recently, but Cook is probably exhausted from the four fights she has had in the last six years. Leotta wins
OLIVIA DUNNE/LILY CHEE. If Dunne gets in trouble all she has to do is a triple back flip. Dunne wins
SAMARA WEAVING/AUSTIN. Weaving badly needs a win. She should get it
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN/BREC BASSINGER. One of the better bouts on this card. Bet on Brown
KATHERYN WINNICK/BRIE LARSON Larson is twelve years younger and three inches taller. That sounds like a win to me
BELLA THORNE/ SARAYA. How many names does Saraya have? No matter she isn’t going to win
GINNY GARDNER/ALEXANDRA BOTEZ. Gardner has the experience to win
EMMA ROBERTS/AVRIL LAVIGNE Roberts evens up the Best of Seven
MADDIE ZIEGLER/OLIVIA HOLT. Ziegler wins again
EMILY DIDONATO/HAILEY CLAUSON. I don’t like to bet against DiDonato
She will win
BLAKE LIVELY/KELLY ROHRBACH. By time the fight takes place Lively should have been inducted into the Hall of Fame. She will celebrate with a win
NATASHA LIU BORDIZZO/MADELAINE PETSCH. Bordizzo. Off to a reasonably good start she will continue to win.
SOLEIG MORK HANSEN/KARLIE KLOSS. Kloss is one of most disappointing fighters in the FCBA. Hansen will win
AMANDA RIGHETTI/ALEXANDRA DADDARIO. Do I really need to say this again, I don’t bet against Amanda. You shouldn’t either
KIRA KOSARIN/MADELYN CLINE I felt sorry for Mr. V when Kosarin lost her last fight. She won’t lose two in a row
ALYSSA LYNCH/SYDNEY SWEENEY. Sweeney has kicked Kim Kardashian off the right side of the Daily Mail. It isn’t going to help her against Lynch
EDEN COHEN/ELSA HOSK A body saddle bout, Hosk will give Cohen a good ride even if Cohen isn’t wearing spurs
VANESSA HUDGENS/LILY COLLINS. AMD. Who cares
TINA LOUISE/JESSICA CHASTAIN. Cougar title. Is the Dollhouse this desperate?
ADRIANNE PALICKI/STACEY KEIBLER. Jaguar Title Attn Ms McElhone. It is really sad to see Adrianne stoop so low in an attempt to add something to her resume
CAMILLA MENDES/CREE CICCHINO. Princess of the Beach Title. Does the one who gets the worse sunburn win?
ANYA TAYLOR-JOY/PRIYANKA CHORPA. Empress.of the Body Saddle. Would Furiosa bother with this?
SOPHIS MUDD/HARUMI NEMOTO JMD
KATE UPTON/CHARLIZE UPTON.JMDD. Back to you Ms McElhone. Sorry to. disappoint you, but this fight “ain’t” going to happen. Your desires are down the tubes. Sorry you had to waste so much breath. It will be a standard fight. This fight may possibly go CBAD
NOW TO THE REAL TITLES
BILLIE EILISH/HAYDEN PANETTIERE. For the Unified Flyweight title. I keep predicting Billie is going to lose and I keep being wrong (me being wrong, will surprise no one) Hayden is over the hill which is why this fight was scheduled Billie will win
HAILEE STEINFELD/SELENA GOMEZ. For the Unified Bantamweight Title. This is Hailee’s first defense. The two fought years ago with Selena winning. I think Hailee’s first defense will be her last, but I’m not betting on it and you shouldn’t either,
KYLIE JENNER/ALEXIS REN. For the Unified Lightweight title. I am not a fan of the Jenner/Kardashian clan. This will be like Steinfeld/Gomez. This will be Jenner’s first defense and her last.
TAHNEE ATKINSON/ROBYN LAWLEY. Lawley hasn’t been as dominating as I expected when she broke in. She has lost five of her last eleven facing top opponents. I think Lawley will return to expectations and take the title This is another that no one should bet on the way I predicted.
SABRINA CARPENTER/BECKY G. They both lost their last fight with Carpenter losing to the better opponent. You want a seat as close to the ring as possible.
There two are so small you probably can’t see them from the balcony. Carpenter will win.
CHLOE GRACE MORETZ/MADISON BEER Moretz doesn’t remind me of anything. Madison reminds me I need something to drink. Keep a six pack close
I might need more than one. Beer of course
HANNAH PALMER/SOMMER RAY Ray has had three fights in almost four years. After this fight we will know why. Palmer
LENI KLUM/KATHRYN NEWTON. Leni Klum is the only female known to give a round house slap to Theron’s face and get away with it. Klum wins
KUBICKA/DEL TORO. This bout is about survival, Mine. I really like The Wiz. I miss those Las Vegas nights of years ago, but Vassago throws more weight around here. Kubicka, who after all, isn’t a bad fighter
JOY CORRIGAN/SUI He. Sui She does well against Asian fighters. Corrigan is from Massachusetts. She may be from a foreign country, but she is not Asian
Corrigan
CIERRA RAMIREZ/ARIANA GRANDE. Two more you are going to need binoculars to see. Grande’s management thinks they have a hot item here,What’s hot usually cools off. Ramirez
STANA KATIC/CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY-Katic
VICTORIA JUSTICE/CAYLEE COWAN. Justice. Cowan is a loser
EIZA GONZALEZ/CHRISTINA HENDRIX. Gonzalez
SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD/JORDAN CARVER Underwood is bad. S Carver is worse. Underwood
PELAS/HSIEH Pelas The last five fights involve CWF. I predicted CWF to win all five. I don’t want to irritate anyone.
DILETTA LEOTTA/RACHEL COOK. Leotta hasn’t done well recently, but Cook is probably exhausted from the four fights she has had in the last six years. Leotta wins
OLIVIA DUNNE/LILY CHEE. If Dunne gets in trouble all she has to do is a triple back flip. Dunne wins
SAMARA WEAVING/AUSTIN. Weaving badly needs a win. She should get it
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN/BREC BASSINGER. One of the better bouts on this card. Bet on Brown
KATHERYN WINNICK/BRIE LARSON Larson is twelve years younger and three inches taller. That sounds like a win to me
BELLA THORNE/ SARAYA. How many names does Saraya have? No matter she isn’t going to win
GINNY GARDNER/ALEXANDRA BOTEZ. Gardner has the experience to win
EMMA ROBERTS/AVRIL LAVIGNE Roberts evens up the Best of Seven
MADDIE ZIEGLER/OLIVIA HOLT. Ziegler wins again
EMILY DIDONATO/HAILEY CLAUSON. I don’t like to bet against DiDonato
She will win
BLAKE LIVELY/KELLY ROHRBACH. By time the fight takes place Lively should have been inducted into the Hall of Fame. She will celebrate with a win
NATASHA LIU BORDIZZO/MADELAINE PETSCH. Bordizzo. Off to a reasonably good start she will continue to win.
SOLEIG MORK HANSEN/KARLIE KLOSS. Kloss is one of most disappointing fighters in the FCBA. Hansen will win
AMANDA RIGHETTI/ALEXANDRA DADDARIO. Do I really need to say this again, I don’t bet against Amanda. You shouldn’t either
KIRA KOSARIN/MADELYN CLINE I felt sorry for Mr. V when Kosarin lost her last fight. She won’t lose two in a row
ALYSSA LYNCH/SYDNEY SWEENEY. Sweeney has kicked Kim Kardashian off the right side of the Daily Mail. It isn’t going to help her against Lynch
EDEN COHEN/ELSA HOSK A body saddle bout, Hosk will give Cohen a good ride even if Cohen isn’t wearing spurs
VANESSA HUDGENS/LILY COLLINS. AMD. Who cares
TINA LOUISE/JESSICA CHASTAIN. Cougar title. Is the Dollhouse this desperate?
ADRIANNE PALICKI/STACEY KEIBLER. Jaguar Title Attn Ms McElhone. It is really sad to see Adrianne stoop so low in an attempt to add something to her resume
CAMILLA MENDES/CREE CICCHINO. Princess of the Beach Title. Does the one who gets the worse sunburn win?
ANYA TAYLOR-JOY/PRIYANKA CHORPA. Empress.of the Body Saddle. Would Furiosa bother with this?
SOPHIS MUDD/HARUMI NEMOTO JMD
KATE UPTON/CHARLIZE UPTON.JMDD. Back to you Ms McElhone. Sorry to. disappoint you, but this fight “ain’t” going to happen. Your desires are down the tubes. Sorry you had to waste so much breath. It will be a standard fight. This fight may possibly go CBAD
NOW TO THE REAL TITLES
BILLIE EILISH/HAYDEN PANETTIERE. For the Unified Flyweight title. I keep predicting Billie is going to lose and I keep being wrong (me being wrong, will surprise no one) Hayden is over the hill which is why this fight was scheduled Billie will win
HAILEE STEINFELD/SELENA GOMEZ. For the Unified Bantamweight Title. This is Hailee’s first defense. The two fought years ago with Selena winning. I think Hailee’s first defense will be her last, but I’m not betting on it and you shouldn’t either,
KYLIE JENNER/ALEXIS REN. For the Unified Lightweight title. I am not a fan of the Jenner/Kardashian clan. This will be like Steinfeld/Gomez. This will be Jenner’s first defense and her last.
TAHNEE ATKINSON/ROBYN LAWLEY. Lawley hasn’t been as dominating as I expected when she broke in. She has lost five of her last eleven facing top opponents. I think Lawley will return to expectations and take the title This is another that no one should bet on the way I predicted.
