Post by Boxing World Online on Mar 7, 2024 16:40:20 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit in the Man In The Hat's office at Front Street, their backs turned to the desk, watching the big screen on the back wall where "The FCBA Today With Big K" is returning from its final commercial break.
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at flyweight, where Shenae Grimes makes her Asylum debut against 'The Murrieta Mauler' Olivia Rodrigol"
Alison: "Lightweight action follows, as Rachelle LeFevre makes her Philly return, facing off against 'The Russian Revolution' Cristy Ren!"
Kat: "More lightweight action in the next contest, which will see the Asylum return of Joanne Kelly against 'The Calgary Crusader' Tate McRae!"
Alison: "Off to welter next for JMDD action with the Philly return of Natasha Henstridge against 'The Sexy Sequoia' Marie Temara!"
Kat: "We'll move to bantamweight and Asylum beach next for the Asylum debut of Emily Bett Rickards against Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter'!"
Alison: "And, finally, it's back to welterweight for the Asylum debut of the Queens of Absolution's Elyse Levesque who'll battle 'The Face', Taylor Hill!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Canadian Invasion At The Asylum IV: This Time It's Personal!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter: "Demaiter's got a tough assignment with Rickards..."
Man In the Hat (smiling): "No doubt. Emily's a very good fighter. We'll see if Mikayla's up to it."
Tess: "But, Hill's in even tougher against a top ten welter..."
Man In The Hat (nodding): "We want to get stuff done at light and welter this year. Taylor's was our top girl at both weights for a while, but you can argue it's Kennedy now. Hill wants to get back there and get back in the mix at big. To do that, she's gotta beat people."
Reporter: "Let's talk about a girl who isn't on the card...Utgaard. Another win for her in the tournament..."
Man In The Hat: "Like what I've been seeing from Antje since she got back. A lot. And, you know what ELSE I like a lot? Chef's lasagna..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at flyweight, where Shenae Grimes makes her Asylum debut against 'The Murrieta Mauler' Olivia Rodrigol"
Alison: "Lightweight action follows, as Rachelle LeFevre makes her Philly return, facing off against 'The Russian Revolution' Cristy Ren!"
Kat: "More lightweight action in the next contest, which will see the Asylum return of Joanne Kelly against 'The Calgary Crusader' Tate McRae!"
Alison: "Off to welter next for JMDD action with the Philly return of Natasha Henstridge against 'The Sexy Sequoia' Marie Temara!"
Kat: "We'll move to bantamweight and Asylum beach next for the Asylum debut of Emily Bett Rickards against Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter'!"
Alison: "And, finally, it's back to welterweight for the Asylum debut of the Queens of Absolution's Elyse Levesque who'll battle 'The Face', Taylor Hill!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Canadian Invasion At The Asylum IV: This Time It's Personal!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter: "Demaiter's got a tough assignment with Rickards..."
Man In the Hat (smiling): "No doubt. Emily's a very good fighter. We'll see if Mikayla's up to it."
Tess: "But, Hill's in even tougher against a top ten welter..."
Man In The Hat (nodding): "We want to get stuff done at light and welter this year. Taylor's was our top girl at both weights for a while, but you can argue it's Kennedy now. Hill wants to get back there and get back in the mix at big. To do that, she's gotta beat people."
Reporter: "Let's talk about a girl who isn't on the card...Utgaard. Another win for her in the tournament..."
Man In The Hat: "Like what I've been seeing from Antje since she got back. A lot. And, you know what ELSE I like a lot? Chef's lasagna..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"