Kate Lawler vs Charlize Theron

Kate Lawler vs Charlize Theron

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Tale of the Tape
Kate Lawler
Age 43
Height 5’8”
5-7-1

Charlize Theron
Age 48
Height 5’ 9 1/2”
342-129-12
2 Universal Featherweight Titles 1999
1 MTV 116 Lbs Title 1999
1 Playboy Title 1999
1 Nike 122 LBS Title 1999
1 Studio Lightweight Title 1999. 1999 titles not recognized as official
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/28/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall of Fame
Recognized as the Greatest of All Time (GOAT

BEFORE
As usual Charlize is in her dressing room watching the TV as Kate Lawler takes the podium. “Of course I know who Chalize Theron is. I have seen most of her movies. She was terrific in Atomic Blonde, but I didn’t know anything about her boxing career. When the possibility of a bout came up I checked her record. I was amazed. Over 400 fights and 340 wins. I told my manager it was ridiculous.
He said her age is catching up with her and he gave me video’s of two of her fights. The first was her fight against Kate Upton in 2022. It was a slaughter, but Upton is bigger and a lot younger. Then I saw her fight against Torri Wilson who is her age and she knocked Theron out cold. That Torri Wilson fight convinced me to take this fight. I think I am as good as Wilson. In Theron’s dressing room, Charlize is not happy. I lost one fight last year and won twenty one and all everyone wants to talk bout is the one I lost. Let’s go. We will see of Lawler is as good as she thinks.

THE FIGHT
Kate Lawler is in a peach bikini with black gloves and boots. Hair is cut short. As Usual Charlize is in the red bikini with red glove and boots. Her blonde hair is in a ponytail. They meet in the center of the ring for instructions that Theron has heard 483 times, The two touch gloves and go to their corners.

Round 1. At the bell, Charlize is quickly out her corner and meets Kate with her usual three right jabs opening that drive Kate back into the ropes. With Lawler’s gloves up protecting her face, Theron goes to the body with left and rights to the midsection. With Charlize concentrating on her body, Lawler manages a right cross to Charlize’s head then a left, right, left as she drives Charlize back to the center of the ring. Theron finally manages to get her gloves up and is punching back. The two are toe to toe as heads are punched back and forth. Charlize is getting the best of it and Kate tries to break it off, but Theron stays with her and once again has her against the ropes. Lawler is swaying one way then the other trying to avoid Theron’s gloves, but with little success. The bell sounds finally giving Lawler some relief. In Theron’s corner, Kate Upton tells Charlize that was a good round. She piled up the points and in a couple more rounds she will be ready for an easy knockout

Round 2. At the bell both move to the center of the ring and begin punching away. Lawler lands a right uppercut to Theron’s jaw that stops her momentarily. Before she can recover, Lawler starts pouring the punches to Charlize who is now against the ropes. Charlize trys to punch back, but the sheer volume coming from Lawler are overwhelming her. The punches are not the knockout type. but they are obviously hurting the blonde. Charlize finally catches Kate with a right cross that stops the volume and gets Theron off the ropes. Charlize is finally using those famous legs as she lands a jab and then is away. She is giving Lawler a lesson, but overplays her hand as Lawler lands a hard uppercut to the blonde’s jaw that buckles the blonde’s legs. Lawler unleashes another flurry of punches to Theron’s head that has her against the ropes as the round ends. In Theron’s corner, Upton wants to know what Theron thought she was doing, “If she was trying to get Lawler punch herself out, she did a good job. Now get serious”.

Round 3 Lawler knows she is ahead on the cards, but she wants that knockout. She charges out of her center at the bell catching Charlize just steps from her corner. She catches the blonde with left and right crosses to the jaw and then goes to the midsection. A right cross misses and a Theron right uppercut gets her attention. She going to slug back, but before she can unleash another punch
Charlize lands a right cross, then a left and another right driving Kate back to the center of the ring. Kate tries to stand her ground, but Charlize is landing punches almost at will and sends her opponent to the ropes. Charlize drops that right for a KO punch, but somehow Lawler lands a desperate right hook that stops the blonde. Charlize steps back to regroup and goes back in to finish Lawler. Charlize lands a right to the head and left to the solar plexius. Lawler is glassy eyed, but the the bell saves Lawler at least for this round. Lawler’s corner. Is in a panic getting their girl ready for the next round. In Theron’s corner, Kate Upton gives her a high five.

Round 4. At the bell Charlize is out to finish her opponent. She catches Lowlier in the center of the ring and drops that right hand. She leaves her head unprotected and Lawler takes advantage with a wide right cross to the head, then a left to the side of the head followed by an overhand right between the eyes. Theron is stunned. A right buckles her legs and another right deposits the blonde on the ropes confused and glassy eyed. Lawler goes to work pounding away at the body then the chest. Her corner is screaming at her to finish Theron with a big right uppercut, but Lawler is enjoying beating her opponent to a pulp.She punches Theron’s head back and forth.The referee is watching closely. This time it’s Theron is saved by the bell. Upton is at a loss for words for Charlize’s collapse as the Neve and the corner goes to work to get her ready for the next round.

Round 5. Neve and the corner have done their work and Charlize is on her feet and seemingly ready for the fifth round. Lawler thinks she is one punch from a huge upset. She throws out that right between the eyes that Charlize manages to avoid. Lawler then goes on a rampage throwing punches wildly. Charlize continues to move away from the punches. Finally, Charlize makes her move. She steps towards Kate and a left-right to her chest that stops Lawler in her tracks. A left digs into Lawler’s midsection with Charlize’s right at her hip. Upton has seen this numerous times..She is confident the fight is over as Charlize’s body turns and that right comes up with all her weight behind it. It lands solidly on Lawlers chin. Lawler’s eyes show surprise as her hands drop, her knees buckle and she crashes to the canvas. Charlize knows the fight is over, She walks to her corner looking out at the crowd listening to the count hit ten

AFTER
Lawler and Theron are at the press table. Lawler speaks first “You know I had this fight won. I didn’t listen to my corner. I was having too much fun punching Charlize silly and didn’t finish when I could have. I have to say Charlize’s right in no joke. You don’t want to get hit with it. Charlize speaks up “Kate had me ready to go in the fourth, she just didn’t throw the big punch. I have been lucky to win a lot of fights and this is another one