TWM: Kelly Packard vs Nicole Eggert Mai Tai
Feb 9, 2024 19:04:44 GMT -6
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Post by countrymouse on Feb 9, 2024 19:04:44 GMT -6
Kelly Packard vs Nicole Eggert (Mai Tai)
Lookout! / Countrymouse
Read the first part here...
Kelly Packard, the TV actress and Baywatch Babe, made her entrance with an air of confidence. Standing at 5'3", she strode out to the familiar strains of the "California Dreams" theme song. She wore the iconic red lifeguard one-piece swimsuit and carried a lifeguard rescue can, an emblem of her famous Baywatch days. Packard's incredible body was on full display, with long, toned legs, a tiny waist, and a sculpted body that spoke of her dedicated fitness regimen.
Following her, Nicole Eggert made her entrance to the theme of "Charles in Charge." Like Packard, she stood at 5'4" and donned an identical red swimsuit, showcasing her amazing fit physique.
Down Town Julie Brown: The crowd buzzes as Kelly and Nicole square off in their famous red Baywatch swimsuits.
Pauley Shore: Yeah buuuddy! These girls are legendary babes! I love Babewatch!
Julie Brown: Do you watch it for the deep stories?
Pauley Shore: The stories? Girl, you trippin’. Oh, you’re joking, aren’t you.
Julie Brown: Cheers and jeers blend, the crowd is excited for the fight but evenly divided between the starlets. The giant Mai Tai glass is sitting outside the ring.
Pauley: That’s a good camera angle. Their jaws are clenched, tasting the bitterness of their feud in the air, nubile bodies tense with anticipation.
"Are you ready to get your ass kicked, Packard?"
"I don't know what your problem is, Eggert. Some actresses make it, and some don't. It was never personal." Said Kelly.
"Ha! Look at who is California Dreamin'! I starred in movies!"
"Soft-core straight-to-video movies..." Kelly grinned as the bell rang.
Nicole’s nose scrunched up, “Why you-“
Round 1:
Whap! Whap! The sound of Kelly's jabs hitting their mark resonates in the ring as Nicole can't help but complain, "Ow! Stop it!"
Kelly grins, fully aware of her height advantage, and takes the opportunity to taunt Nicole, "You wanted to fight, Eggert! Let's fight!" Whap!
"Kelly, knock it off or I swear I'll... uf!" Nicole's protest is interrupted by another stinging jab.
"Ow! Hey!" Nicole cries out, her signature vocal fry making an appearance. As the round nears its end, Kelly applies relentless pressure, driving Nicole backward. In a final display of dominance for the round, Kelly lands a solid right cross that sends Nicole's hair loose.
Round 2:
Pauley Shore: Dude! As soon as the bell rings, Nicole has a punch loaded and ready. She drives her fist hard up into Packard's gut.
Julie Brown:The cocky Baywatch babe didn't see it coming and couldn't block or flex her abs in time.
Pauley Shore: Kelly's blue eyes are bulging and her lips are puckered as all of the air in her lungs is slammed out of her.
"Ouph!" Kelly moaned in agony as she backed up against the ropes, clutching her stomach.
The referee, concerned for her well-being, inquired, "Are you okay, Kelly? Can you continue?"
"Y-yes," Kelly managed to nod, but she was clearly in pain. "Ooh..."
“I’ll help her up.” Before the referee could intervene further, Nicole took advantage of the situation. She swiftly closed the distance and clinched with Kelly, exploiting the distracted referee to lift her knee into Kelly's abdomen. Whud!
"Eh?" Kelly's eyes furrowed in pain as the brutal blow landed. Spikes of blinding light framed her vision, and she struggled to maintain consciousness amidst the searing in her gut.
"This is payback for ripping my Louis Vuitton and that sucker punch!" Nicole hissed, placing her glove behind Kelly's neck and dragging her toward the center of the ring. "For your sake, I hope you didn't eat a big meal before this."
Pauley Shore: Whoah, dude! Nicole just dropped her shoulder and unloaded an uppercut that landed right below Kelly's ribs on the right side.
Julie Brown: A liver shot! I can hear Kelly's scream of pain! Her arms totally limp, and she's in another world, barely aware of what's going on!
Pauley Shore: Woof! Nicole's not holding back, dude! She swings another punch right into Kelly's belly, and it's like a freakin' hurricane hit her. Kelly's feet lifted off the mat for a sec, and her hair's going all wild as she drops her head, totally reeling from that hit!
Down Town Julie Brown: "Nicole's charging in for more action, and she's going in knee-first as they both slam back into those ropes!
Pauley Shore: "Whoa, dudes and dudettes! Kelly's eyes fluttering closed as that hard kneecap just slammed into her already battered gut! Ouch, that's gotta hurt
"Back off, Eggert," the referee asserted, recognizing the brutality of the assault. Kelly managed to keep her feet until the bell rang, but as soon as the round ended, she fell forward and curled up into a ball, clutching her throbbing belly.
Round 3:
"Oh, god, it hurts!" she sobbed, the pain overwhelming, "Why?"
"We can throw in the towel, Kelly!" said her coach, concerned for her well-being. "We can get the results flipped when they see what happened."
"No way!" Packard screamed hoarsely. "I have her in the ring right now! I'm gonna lay that b*tch out!"
"That's my girl!" her coach cheered, proud of Kelly's fighting spirit.
Kelly grimaced, her voice strained as she muttered to Nicole, "Well, Nicole, I must say, your punches feel as good as ever. Such a joy to be on the receiving end."
Nicole, on a confidence high, replied with a taunting grin, "Packard, I've got a punchline for you: it's me knocking you out of the ring!"
Down Town Julie Brown: Oh, my, folks! The relentless pounding of the previous round has taken its toll on Kelly. She's clutching her stomach protectively, wincing with every move, trying to keep the confident Nicole at bay. The audience's anxious murmurs are buzzing like a hive of bees. It's a tough situation for our Baywatch beauty!
Pauley Shore: Dude, Nicole's relentless with those stomach shots, but Kelly's got some serious defense moves going on! She's bobbin' and weavin', dodging Nicole's punches like a pro. And as this round goes on, Kelly's flipping the script, launching quick combos to get back in control. It's like a real-life action movie in here!
Round 4:
Down Town Julie Brown: THUD! Things are heating up, folks! Kelly and Nicole are ditching finesse and going for raw power punches. They're both trying to overpower the other, pushing towards the ropes and that giant Mai Tai glass. Kelly's even grinning fiercely through her mouthguard – she's loving this brawl
"You can hit, Eggert, but can you take it?"
Nicole bared her teeth, "You might find out if you can manage to hit something Packard!" landing a right cross squarely on Kelly’s jaw.
THWACK!
Pauley Shore: "Whoa, Kelly's legs are wobbling like she's walkin' through a field full of fence post holes, man! She's teetering on the edge, just about to lose her footing here! Kelly's blinking like crazy, trying to shake off the disorientation and get back in the game!"
Round 5:
DING DING DING!
Down Town Julie Brown: Oh, it's like the crowd's caught a fever, darlings! Kelly and Nicole, they've been waitin' for this moment for years, and now they're really goin' for it! They're puttin' the pedal to the metal, unleashing those knockout punches! You can see the sweat glistenin' on their brows as they slug it out, and the sound of leather hittin' skin echoes through this arena like a thunderstorm, baby!
Pauley Shore: Nicole's got some slick moves! She ducks under Kelly's wild swing, and BAM! She fires off a lightning-fast right hook right to Kelly's jaw! Kelly's stumblin' like she's on roller skates! Now Nicole's pressin' the advantage, unleashing a combo that's got Kelly retreating toward those ropes
Down Town Julie Brown: "Holy moly! Nicole's pullin' out all the stops! She lands a chin-crushin' uppercut! CRACK! Kelly's eyes pop open like saucers, and she's sent flyin' backward through the ropes!"
Pauley Shore: Duuuude! The colossal cocktail explodes like a party volcano! The audience is losing their minds! Kelly's world takes a gnarly twist as she's plunged into that chilled orange Mai Tai!
Nicole Eggert wins by KO5!
Aftermath:
Down Town Julie Brown: What a showdown, folks! Nicole emerges victorious in that epic battle, her chest heaving with exhaustion but a triumphant smile lighting up her face. She's got her arms raised in salute, showing love to the fans who've had her back all the way. She's finally conquered her rival, and the crowd's lovin' every minute of it!
Pauley Shore: Check it out! Kelly's crawlin' outta that colossal Mai Tai like a groovy orange mermaid. Her hair's all sticky, and that swimsuit's leavin' nothin' to the imagination!
Julie Brown: And what's this? Nicole's not lettin' her off easy – she's jammin' her arm right into that sticky mix! Things are gettin' wild in here!
Pauley Shore: Whoa, hold on a sec, Nicole! We're keepin' it PG here! Don't go tearin' off Kelly's suit, dude! Let's keep it clean and groovy!
Packard’s voice sputtered in panic, "N-No, Nicole, stop!"
Shriip!
Pauley Shore: Whoa, bro! Kelly's swimsuit just got shredded, Kelly's gone commando in that Mai Tai! Showing off all those beach-ready curves! . This is nuts, bro! She's, like, the ultimate beach babe! That's one way to make a splash in the boxing world!
Julie Brown: That's sure to give us a rating spike! Kelly's jaw is dropped; she was not expecting to end the fight naked! She throws her arms over her prominent, apple-sized breasts, sinking deeper into the orange juice, seeking an escape from the hundreds of prying gazes.
“Get a towel or something! Help me!” Kelly yelled at her corner team. She sunk back into the pool of liquid, washed over with humiliation, anger, and confusion. The raucous cheers and wolf whistles from the audience only serve to deepen her blushing. How did this happen?
Sputtering and seething, Kelly shouts up at Nicole, her lilting voice piercing through the raucous crowd. “This isn’t over Eggert!”
Lookout! / Countrymouse
Read the first part here...
Kelly Packard, the TV actress and Baywatch Babe, made her entrance with an air of confidence. Standing at 5'3", she strode out to the familiar strains of the "California Dreams" theme song. She wore the iconic red lifeguard one-piece swimsuit and carried a lifeguard rescue can, an emblem of her famous Baywatch days. Packard's incredible body was on full display, with long, toned legs, a tiny waist, and a sculpted body that spoke of her dedicated fitness regimen.
Following her, Nicole Eggert made her entrance to the theme of "Charles in Charge." Like Packard, she stood at 5'4" and donned an identical red swimsuit, showcasing her amazing fit physique.
Down Town Julie Brown: The crowd buzzes as Kelly and Nicole square off in their famous red Baywatch swimsuits.
Pauley Shore: Yeah buuuddy! These girls are legendary babes! I love Babewatch!
Julie Brown: Do you watch it for the deep stories?
Pauley Shore: The stories? Girl, you trippin’. Oh, you’re joking, aren’t you.
Julie Brown: Cheers and jeers blend, the crowd is excited for the fight but evenly divided between the starlets. The giant Mai Tai glass is sitting outside the ring.
Pauley: That’s a good camera angle. Their jaws are clenched, tasting the bitterness of their feud in the air, nubile bodies tense with anticipation.
"Are you ready to get your ass kicked, Packard?"
"I don't know what your problem is, Eggert. Some actresses make it, and some don't. It was never personal." Said Kelly.
"Ha! Look at who is California Dreamin'! I starred in movies!"
"Soft-core straight-to-video movies..." Kelly grinned as the bell rang.
Nicole’s nose scrunched up, “Why you-“
Round 1:
Whap! Whap! The sound of Kelly's jabs hitting their mark resonates in the ring as Nicole can't help but complain, "Ow! Stop it!"
Kelly grins, fully aware of her height advantage, and takes the opportunity to taunt Nicole, "You wanted to fight, Eggert! Let's fight!" Whap!
"Kelly, knock it off or I swear I'll... uf!" Nicole's protest is interrupted by another stinging jab.
"Ow! Hey!" Nicole cries out, her signature vocal fry making an appearance. As the round nears its end, Kelly applies relentless pressure, driving Nicole backward. In a final display of dominance for the round, Kelly lands a solid right cross that sends Nicole's hair loose.
Round 2:
Pauley Shore: Dude! As soon as the bell rings, Nicole has a punch loaded and ready. She drives her fist hard up into Packard's gut.
Julie Brown:The cocky Baywatch babe didn't see it coming and couldn't block or flex her abs in time.
Pauley Shore: Kelly's blue eyes are bulging and her lips are puckered as all of the air in her lungs is slammed out of her.
"Ouph!" Kelly moaned in agony as she backed up against the ropes, clutching her stomach.
The referee, concerned for her well-being, inquired, "Are you okay, Kelly? Can you continue?"
"Y-yes," Kelly managed to nod, but she was clearly in pain. "Ooh..."
“I’ll help her up.” Before the referee could intervene further, Nicole took advantage of the situation. She swiftly closed the distance and clinched with Kelly, exploiting the distracted referee to lift her knee into Kelly's abdomen. Whud!
"Eh?" Kelly's eyes furrowed in pain as the brutal blow landed. Spikes of blinding light framed her vision, and she struggled to maintain consciousness amidst the searing in her gut.
"This is payback for ripping my Louis Vuitton and that sucker punch!" Nicole hissed, placing her glove behind Kelly's neck and dragging her toward the center of the ring. "For your sake, I hope you didn't eat a big meal before this."
Pauley Shore: Whoah, dude! Nicole just dropped her shoulder and unloaded an uppercut that landed right below Kelly's ribs on the right side.
Julie Brown: A liver shot! I can hear Kelly's scream of pain! Her arms totally limp, and she's in another world, barely aware of what's going on!
Pauley Shore: Woof! Nicole's not holding back, dude! She swings another punch right into Kelly's belly, and it's like a freakin' hurricane hit her. Kelly's feet lifted off the mat for a sec, and her hair's going all wild as she drops her head, totally reeling from that hit!
Down Town Julie Brown: "Nicole's charging in for more action, and she's going in knee-first as they both slam back into those ropes!
Pauley Shore: "Whoa, dudes and dudettes! Kelly's eyes fluttering closed as that hard kneecap just slammed into her already battered gut! Ouch, that's gotta hurt
"Back off, Eggert," the referee asserted, recognizing the brutality of the assault. Kelly managed to keep her feet until the bell rang, but as soon as the round ended, she fell forward and curled up into a ball, clutching her throbbing belly.
Round 3:
"Oh, god, it hurts!" she sobbed, the pain overwhelming, "Why?"
"We can throw in the towel, Kelly!" said her coach, concerned for her well-being. "We can get the results flipped when they see what happened."
"No way!" Packard screamed hoarsely. "I have her in the ring right now! I'm gonna lay that b*tch out!"
"That's my girl!" her coach cheered, proud of Kelly's fighting spirit.
Kelly grimaced, her voice strained as she muttered to Nicole, "Well, Nicole, I must say, your punches feel as good as ever. Such a joy to be on the receiving end."
Nicole, on a confidence high, replied with a taunting grin, "Packard, I've got a punchline for you: it's me knocking you out of the ring!"
Down Town Julie Brown: Oh, my, folks! The relentless pounding of the previous round has taken its toll on Kelly. She's clutching her stomach protectively, wincing with every move, trying to keep the confident Nicole at bay. The audience's anxious murmurs are buzzing like a hive of bees. It's a tough situation for our Baywatch beauty!
Pauley Shore: Dude, Nicole's relentless with those stomach shots, but Kelly's got some serious defense moves going on! She's bobbin' and weavin', dodging Nicole's punches like a pro. And as this round goes on, Kelly's flipping the script, launching quick combos to get back in control. It's like a real-life action movie in here!
Round 4:
Down Town Julie Brown: THUD! Things are heating up, folks! Kelly and Nicole are ditching finesse and going for raw power punches. They're both trying to overpower the other, pushing towards the ropes and that giant Mai Tai glass. Kelly's even grinning fiercely through her mouthguard – she's loving this brawl
"You can hit, Eggert, but can you take it?"
Nicole bared her teeth, "You might find out if you can manage to hit something Packard!" landing a right cross squarely on Kelly’s jaw.
THWACK!
Pauley Shore: "Whoa, Kelly's legs are wobbling like she's walkin' through a field full of fence post holes, man! She's teetering on the edge, just about to lose her footing here! Kelly's blinking like crazy, trying to shake off the disorientation and get back in the game!"
Round 5:
DING DING DING!
Down Town Julie Brown: Oh, it's like the crowd's caught a fever, darlings! Kelly and Nicole, they've been waitin' for this moment for years, and now they're really goin' for it! They're puttin' the pedal to the metal, unleashing those knockout punches! You can see the sweat glistenin' on their brows as they slug it out, and the sound of leather hittin' skin echoes through this arena like a thunderstorm, baby!
Pauley Shore: Nicole's got some slick moves! She ducks under Kelly's wild swing, and BAM! She fires off a lightning-fast right hook right to Kelly's jaw! Kelly's stumblin' like she's on roller skates! Now Nicole's pressin' the advantage, unleashing a combo that's got Kelly retreating toward those ropes
Down Town Julie Brown: "Holy moly! Nicole's pullin' out all the stops! She lands a chin-crushin' uppercut! CRACK! Kelly's eyes pop open like saucers, and she's sent flyin' backward through the ropes!"
Pauley Shore: Duuuude! The colossal cocktail explodes like a party volcano! The audience is losing their minds! Kelly's world takes a gnarly twist as she's plunged into that chilled orange Mai Tai!
Nicole Eggert wins by KO5!
Aftermath:
Down Town Julie Brown: What a showdown, folks! Nicole emerges victorious in that epic battle, her chest heaving with exhaustion but a triumphant smile lighting up her face. She's got her arms raised in salute, showing love to the fans who've had her back all the way. She's finally conquered her rival, and the crowd's lovin' every minute of it!
Pauley Shore: Check it out! Kelly's crawlin' outta that colossal Mai Tai like a groovy orange mermaid. Her hair's all sticky, and that swimsuit's leavin' nothin' to the imagination!
Julie Brown: And what's this? Nicole's not lettin' her off easy – she's jammin' her arm right into that sticky mix! Things are gettin' wild in here!
Pauley Shore: Whoa, hold on a sec, Nicole! We're keepin' it PG here! Don't go tearin' off Kelly's suit, dude! Let's keep it clean and groovy!
Packard’s voice sputtered in panic, "N-No, Nicole, stop!"
Shriip!
Pauley Shore: Whoa, bro! Kelly's swimsuit just got shredded, Kelly's gone commando in that Mai Tai! Showing off all those beach-ready curves! . This is nuts, bro! She's, like, the ultimate beach babe! That's one way to make a splash in the boxing world!
Julie Brown: That's sure to give us a rating spike! Kelly's jaw is dropped; she was not expecting to end the fight naked! She throws her arms over her prominent, apple-sized breasts, sinking deeper into the orange juice, seeking an escape from the hundreds of prying gazes.
“Get a towel or something! Help me!” Kelly yelled at her corner team. She sunk back into the pool of liquid, washed over with humiliation, anger, and confusion. The raucous cheers and wolf whistles from the audience only serve to deepen her blushing. How did this happen?
Sputtering and seething, Kelly shouts up at Nicole, her lilting voice piercing through the raucous crowd. “This isn’t over Eggert!”