Post by Boxing World Online on Feb 8, 2024 18:43:24 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit in the Man In The Hat's office at Front Street, their backs turned to the desk, watching the big screen on the back wall where "The FCBA Today With Big K" is returning from its final commercial break.
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at flyweight, where Jade Rasif makes her Asylum debut against 'The Five-Tool Player' Kristen Stewartl"
Alison: "Bantamweight action follows, as Thylane Blondeau makes her Philly return in a face off with 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Kat: "We'll stay at bantam for the next contest, which will see the Asylum debut of Elodie Di Patrizi against 'The Next Big Thing' Chloe Bennet!"
Alison: "Lightweight action follows, this time on Asylum Beach, with the Philly debut of Marloes Horst against Kennedy 'Mac The Knife' McMann!"
Kat: "We'll move to bantamweight and JMD next for the Asylum debut of Martina Vismara against Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter!"
Alison: "And, finally, it's back to flyweight t for more JMD action and the Asylum debut of Chiara Nasti who'll battle Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Eurasian Invasion At The Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter; "Some pretty good indie fighters coming in here. Di Patrizi, Vismara, Nasti..."
Man In the Hat (smiling): "All challenges for the ladies involved. And, that's the point."
Tess: "McMann seems to be your top big at the moment..."
Man In The Hat (nodding): "Well, Kennedy's been fighting very well lately at both light and welter. Got her on the beach here. She can be a factor there. We're excited to see how she deals with Marloes. And, you know what ELSE we're excited about? Chef's grilled steaks..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at flyweight, where Jade Rasif makes her Asylum debut against 'The Five-Tool Player' Kristen Stewartl"
Alison: "Bantamweight action follows, as Thylane Blondeau makes her Philly return in a face off with 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Kat: "We'll stay at bantam for the next contest, which will see the Asylum debut of Elodie Di Patrizi against 'The Next Big Thing' Chloe Bennet!"
Alison: "Lightweight action follows, this time on Asylum Beach, with the Philly debut of Marloes Horst against Kennedy 'Mac The Knife' McMann!"
Kat: "We'll move to bantamweight and JMD next for the Asylum debut of Martina Vismara against Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter!"
Alison: "And, finally, it's back to flyweight t for more JMD action and the Asylum debut of Chiara Nasti who'll battle Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Eurasian Invasion At The Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter; "Some pretty good indie fighters coming in here. Di Patrizi, Vismara, Nasti..."
Man In the Hat (smiling): "All challenges for the ladies involved. And, that's the point."
Tess: "McMann seems to be your top big at the moment..."
Man In The Hat (nodding): "Well, Kennedy's been fighting very well lately at both light and welter. Got her on the beach here. She can be a factor there. We're excited to see how she deals with Marloes. And, you know what ELSE we're excited about? Chef's grilled steaks..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"