Post by Tractorpull on Feb 8, 2024 16:04:14 GMT -6
Here are our much maligned predictions for the February PPV with limited comments. If we irritate or offend you with any of our comments, don’t bother to complain. We “ain’t” interested. This is the 25th FCBA anniversary.There will be a record seventeen members of the Hall of Fame taking part
STANA KATIC/PAIGE SPIRANAC—Katic
AMBER NOVA/HILARY DUFF—Nova
MELISSA DEBLING/RIO NATSUME. JMD
LUCY PINDER/JORDAN CARVER. JMD
BETHANY LILY APRIL/NABILLA BENATTIA. JMDD
ROBYN LAWLEY/BEHATI PRINSLOO. Lawley has had a little tough time recently. Prinsloo specializes in tough times. Lawley by a KO5
AMANDA TRIVIZAS/NATA LEE Trivizas had the better year in 2023. She will start 2024 with a win
BRIELLE ROBILLARD/MIKIE HARA. Who is Robillard and why should I care?
I don’t. Hara will win
ALICE SABATINI/LORELLA BOCCIA. Alice has won six of her last seven.Lorella has lost four of her last five. Do I see a trend? Sabatini
VIVIAN HSIEH/MALU TREVEJO. Both fighters FCBA careers seems to be going down the commode. Hsieh will survive. She has a whole inch height advantage
WUMRI MOSAKA/SAYUKI MATSUMOTO. Mosaka hasn’t had a fight in twelve years and lost all four of her fights. Matsumoto’s management showing tremendous confidence in their fighter. Matsumoto
TROIAN BELLISARIO/NICOLA CAVANIS. Cavanis is twelve years younger and has fought the tougher schedule. Cavanis wins
SAAYA IRIE/KATE MARA. Irie
LLI CHENG/CAMILLA CABELLO. Cabello has lost to every good fighter she has faced. That means she will probably beat Cheng. Cabello
MARIA 0ZAWA/JESSICA CAMACHO. Camacho had and lost two fights 26 months ago.Both were at the Asylum. She won’t spoil her record as it goes to 0-3
JESSICA LOWNDES/MILEY CYRUS. Cyrus has lost her last nine, but GBS has faith in her. Will they still have faith after she loses ten?
CHERYL COLE/LACY CHABERT. Is Chabert’s management playing with a “full deck”?. Cole
MINKA KELLY/NICOLE SCHERZINGER. Who thought this one up. Of course, I would have if I was Minka’s manager. Kelly in four
LILY ALDRIDGE/ISABEL GOULART We will go alphabetically. Aldridge
ODETTE YUSTMAN/GAL GADOT. Gadot will show up, but Wonder Woman won’t. Yustman wins.
CASSIDY FREEMAN/BRIDGET REGAN. Cassidy was in a funk last year. Regan has been in a three year funk. She “ain’t”going to get suddenly better. Cassidy will win
BROOKLYN DECKER/HAYLEY ATWELL. JMDD
CLAUDIA SCHIFFER/CINDY CRAWFORD. Why are we adding fighters when these two still get in the ring. Crawford will probably be the oldest fighter ever in win a bout
CREE CICCHINO/HAYDEN PANETTIERE Hayden, the Hall of Famer, is yesterday’s news. Cree in five
MIA KHALIFA/CAYLEE COWAN. JMD
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN/NATALIE PORTMAN. Portman is old enough to be Brown’s mother. Have to go with youth
BRIE LARSON/ELIZABETH OLSEN Olsen used to dominate the bantams. There’s a new kid on the block. Larson in seven
HAILEE STEINFELD/DANIELLE FISHEL Many of the 1999 group of stars are returning for this anniversary. Fishel should stay home. Steinffeld
EVANGELINE LILLY/ELIZE DUSKU. Two Hall of Famers. They fought five times. Lilly won three of five. Make that four of six
YVONNE STRAHOVSKI/JENNIFER GARNER Each has a win over the other. Garner will take the best of three
KATE UPTON/AMANDA RIGHETTI I never bet against Righetti but she is fighting Upton who is a friend and also has won four of six against Amanda. Upton’s domination will continue.
ALYSSA LYNCH/CARMELLA ROSE. Lynch slam dunk
LUISANA LOPILATO/GEORIA SALPA. Lopilato
MADISON BEER/MALA MITCHELL I didn’t remember Mitchell. Her last fight was in 2020. She lost. I have an excuse for forgetting her. Lopilato
OLIVIA HOLT/KELI BERGLUND Holt has held two Unified Flyweight titles. Berglund won two fights. I’ll take a chance on Holt
SAMARA WEAVING.OLIVA DUNNE. Dunne has taken the gymnastics world by storm. She should stay there. Weaving
NERIAH FISHER/VALENTINA FRADEGRADA. I go with Valentina
KELSEY MERRITT/EMILY DIDONATO. I believe they have fought three times with DiDonato winning two. This will be DiDonato’s 100th fight, but she is not close to the Hall of Fame. Too many JMD/D. She will win her 100th fight.
DEMI ROSE/BELLA THORNE. Thorne
KIRA KOSARIN/ALEXIS REN A top bantam vs a top lightweight, I go with the lightweight. That’s Ren in case you have to ask
LAURA PAUSINI/BORDIZZO Pausini is on a quest to lose more fights than Theron has won. This will be another fight to reach her goal.
BLAKE LIVELY/JENNIFER LAWRENCE. If Lively wins this bout she will be invited to join the Hall of Fame. She will win
NOW WE GET TO THE JUNK TITLES
VANESSA HUDGENS/CAMILA MENDEZ Closed fist AMD title. Who cares?
BRIANNA MARIE DALE/CAMILLE KOSTEK For the Queen of the Ice Hotel Kostex
TAHNEE ATKINSON/HANNAH FERGUSON For the Queen of the Beach (Body Paint). Atkinson just won the welter championship so now she goes to the Queen of the Beach. Have to wonder why both titles aren’t on the line. One reason most probably is that Ferguson is going to win,
SOPHIE MUDD/ELETTRA LAMBORGHINI. For the JMD title. ’ll stick with Mudd
KIM KARDASHIAN/TINA LOUISE For the Cougar title. Louise will win I don’t like Kardashian. This is a good example of adding titles so someone who wouldn’t win an official title can have one
NOW THE OFFICIAL TITLES
BILLIE EILISH/EMMA WATSON. For the Unified Flyweight Title I keep on saying Eilish is going to lose and she keeps on winning. Got to stick with it Watson will be new new champ
TAYLOR SWIFT/KYLIE JENNER. For the Unified Lightweight title. Swift has to win otherwise the NFL will collapse, photographers would have no pictures to take and the front page of the Daily Mail would be blank. Swift saves humanity
STANA KATIC/PAIGE SPIRANAC—Katic
AMBER NOVA/HILARY DUFF—Nova
MELISSA DEBLING/RIO NATSUME. JMD
LUCY PINDER/JORDAN CARVER. JMD
BETHANY LILY APRIL/NABILLA BENATTIA. JMDD
ROBYN LAWLEY/BEHATI PRINSLOO. Lawley has had a little tough time recently. Prinsloo specializes in tough times. Lawley by a KO5
AMANDA TRIVIZAS/NATA LEE Trivizas had the better year in 2023. She will start 2024 with a win
BRIELLE ROBILLARD/MIKIE HARA. Who is Robillard and why should I care?
I don’t. Hara will win
ALICE SABATINI/LORELLA BOCCIA. Alice has won six of her last seven.Lorella has lost four of her last five. Do I see a trend? Sabatini
VIVIAN HSIEH/MALU TREVEJO. Both fighters FCBA careers seems to be going down the commode. Hsieh will survive. She has a whole inch height advantage
WUMRI MOSAKA/SAYUKI MATSUMOTO. Mosaka hasn’t had a fight in twelve years and lost all four of her fights. Matsumoto’s management showing tremendous confidence in their fighter. Matsumoto
TROIAN BELLISARIO/NICOLA CAVANIS. Cavanis is twelve years younger and has fought the tougher schedule. Cavanis wins
SAAYA IRIE/KATE MARA. Irie
LLI CHENG/CAMILLA CABELLO. Cabello has lost to every good fighter she has faced. That means she will probably beat Cheng. Cabello
MARIA 0ZAWA/JESSICA CAMACHO. Camacho had and lost two fights 26 months ago.Both were at the Asylum. She won’t spoil her record as it goes to 0-3
JESSICA LOWNDES/MILEY CYRUS. Cyrus has lost her last nine, but GBS has faith in her. Will they still have faith after she loses ten?
CHERYL COLE/LACY CHABERT. Is Chabert’s management playing with a “full deck”?. Cole
MINKA KELLY/NICOLE SCHERZINGER. Who thought this one up. Of course, I would have if I was Minka’s manager. Kelly in four
LILY ALDRIDGE/ISABEL GOULART We will go alphabetically. Aldridge
ODETTE YUSTMAN/GAL GADOT. Gadot will show up, but Wonder Woman won’t. Yustman wins.
CASSIDY FREEMAN/BRIDGET REGAN. Cassidy was in a funk last year. Regan has been in a three year funk. She “ain’t”going to get suddenly better. Cassidy will win
BROOKLYN DECKER/HAYLEY ATWELL. JMDD
CLAUDIA SCHIFFER/CINDY CRAWFORD. Why are we adding fighters when these two still get in the ring. Crawford will probably be the oldest fighter ever in win a bout
CREE CICCHINO/HAYDEN PANETTIERE Hayden, the Hall of Famer, is yesterday’s news. Cree in five
MIA KHALIFA/CAYLEE COWAN. JMD
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN/NATALIE PORTMAN. Portman is old enough to be Brown’s mother. Have to go with youth
BRIE LARSON/ELIZABETH OLSEN Olsen used to dominate the bantams. There’s a new kid on the block. Larson in seven
HAILEE STEINFELD/DANIELLE FISHEL Many of the 1999 group of stars are returning for this anniversary. Fishel should stay home. Steinffeld
EVANGELINE LILLY/ELIZE DUSKU. Two Hall of Famers. They fought five times. Lilly won three of five. Make that four of six
YVONNE STRAHOVSKI/JENNIFER GARNER Each has a win over the other. Garner will take the best of three
KATE UPTON/AMANDA RIGHETTI I never bet against Righetti but she is fighting Upton who is a friend and also has won four of six against Amanda. Upton’s domination will continue.
ALYSSA LYNCH/CARMELLA ROSE. Lynch slam dunk
LUISANA LOPILATO/GEORIA SALPA. Lopilato
MADISON BEER/MALA MITCHELL I didn’t remember Mitchell. Her last fight was in 2020. She lost. I have an excuse for forgetting her. Lopilato
OLIVIA HOLT/KELI BERGLUND Holt has held two Unified Flyweight titles. Berglund won two fights. I’ll take a chance on Holt
SAMARA WEAVING.OLIVA DUNNE. Dunne has taken the gymnastics world by storm. She should stay there. Weaving
NERIAH FISHER/VALENTINA FRADEGRADA. I go with Valentina
KELSEY MERRITT/EMILY DIDONATO. I believe they have fought three times with DiDonato winning two. This will be DiDonato’s 100th fight, but she is not close to the Hall of Fame. Too many JMD/D. She will win her 100th fight.
DEMI ROSE/BELLA THORNE. Thorne
KIRA KOSARIN/ALEXIS REN A top bantam vs a top lightweight, I go with the lightweight. That’s Ren in case you have to ask
LAURA PAUSINI/BORDIZZO Pausini is on a quest to lose more fights than Theron has won. This will be another fight to reach her goal.
BLAKE LIVELY/JENNIFER LAWRENCE. If Lively wins this bout she will be invited to join the Hall of Fame. She will win
NOW WE GET TO THE JUNK TITLES
VANESSA HUDGENS/CAMILA MENDEZ Closed fist AMD title. Who cares?
BRIANNA MARIE DALE/CAMILLE KOSTEK For the Queen of the Ice Hotel Kostex
TAHNEE ATKINSON/HANNAH FERGUSON For the Queen of the Beach (Body Paint). Atkinson just won the welter championship so now she goes to the Queen of the Beach. Have to wonder why both titles aren’t on the line. One reason most probably is that Ferguson is going to win,
SOPHIE MUDD/ELETTRA LAMBORGHINI. For the JMD title. ’ll stick with Mudd
KIM KARDASHIAN/TINA LOUISE For the Cougar title. Louise will win I don’t like Kardashian. This is a good example of adding titles so someone who wouldn’t win an official title can have one
NOW THE OFFICIAL TITLES
BILLIE EILISH/EMMA WATSON. For the Unified Flyweight Title I keep on saying Eilish is going to lose and she keeps on winning. Got to stick with it Watson will be new new champ
TAYLOR SWIFT/KYLIE JENNER. For the Unified Lightweight title. Swift has to win otherwise the NFL will collapse, photographers would have no pictures to take and the front page of the Daily Mail would be blank. Swift saves humanity