Catherine Tyldesley vs Charlize Theron

Catherine Tyldesley vs Chalize Theron

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TALE OF THE TAPE
Catherine Tyldesley
Age. 40
Height 5’7”
11-10-0

Charlize Theron
48
Height 5’9 1/2”
336-128-12
2 Universal Featherweight Titles 1999. 1999 Titles are not recognized as official
1 MTV 116 Lbs Title 1999
1 Playboy Title. 1999
1Nike 122 Lbs Title 1999
1 Studio Lightweight Title 1999
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles\
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall of Fame
Recognized as the Greatest of all Time (GOAT)

BEFORE
Catherine is at the podium. I never thought I would get the chance to fight Charlize, but here I am. She is fighting more BBU fighters. I guess she has fought two hundred fighters in the FCBA and now she is looking for fighters she hasn’t fought and wants to fight, so she is looking at the BBU. Charlize is not stupid. She is 48 and she knows she can’t compete with the good younger fighters. She is old enough to be the mother of most of them and even a grandmother. I never believed in the lucky punch, then I saw her last fight against Upton, one of the best fighters in the FCBA, if not the best. She’s a lot younger and bigger. She gave Charlize a terrible beating. She was basically out of it. Upton was trying to get the referee to stop the fight When Charlize threw herself off the ropes with a wild right that landed flush on Upton’s chin. That was a lucky punch if there ever has been one. I’m not going to say I am going to flatten Charlize but I intend to give her a good fight. I know she still has those legs and a big right.

As usual Charlize has been watching on the TV in her dressing room. She says Catherine seems nice. OK, gang let’s go. Neve drapes the plain black robe over the blonde’s shoulders the they head out to the ring


THE FIGHT
Catherine is wearing a purple bikini with black gloves and boots. He hair is in a tight bun at the back of her head. Charlize is in her usual red bikini with red gloves and boots. Her blonde hair is in a ponytail.They meet in the center of the ring for the instructions which Theron has now hear 479 times. They touch gloves and return to their corners

Round 1. At the bell, Catherine is quickly out of her corner while Charlize is in no hurry. They meet near the center of the ring. Everybody knows what Charlize is going to do. She pushes out three right jabs the Catherine easily avoids and lands a solid fight to the blonde’s midsection, Charlize then launches a right cross which the brunette again avoids and lands two more to the midsection. Chalize finally lands an overhand right to the forehead sending Catherine back to the center of the ring. Catherine lands a right to Charlize’s mouth, but the blonde doesn’t back away and the two are suddenly toe to toe punching away. Charlize steps back and comes across with a hard fight that misses, but the brunette doesn’t miss with a left. She lands a right and then a left and another right driving the blonde back to the ropes. A right uppercut puts a shimmy in Theron’s legs, but the round ends before Catherine can do further damage. In her corner. Charlize gets the usual lecture from Upton “That was not a good round. You keep that up and we will have to carry you out. Now shape up”

Round 2. At the bell as Charlize heads out, Kate slaps her on the butt and tells her “go get her” Charlize beats Catherine to the center of the ring and greets her with a left to the right side of her head. The brunette misses with a left and eats a right hook to the chin. A left to the midsection pushes the brunette to the ropes. Charlize then gives the brunette a boxing lesson. As Catherine’s guard go up to protect her head, Charlize goes to the body and when the brunette lowers her guard, Charlize goes back to the head. Charlize is in no hurry as she picks her punches. Catherine’s corner is screaming for her to get off the ropes but that is not as easy as it seems when you got the blonde in front of you. For some reason, Charlize is not going for the KO, she’s punishing. Upton is ready to blow a cork as the blonde doesn’t go for the KO, but it is a beating up Catherine as the round ends. Upton meets the blonde before she gets to her stool. “What are you doing. You had her where you wanted her. You could have ended the fight but you just fooled around trying to look good. You can lose this fight and if she flattens you, I’m not going to help you to the dressing room. You’re going to have to crawl all the way back. You would deserve it”.

Round 3 Charlize moves quickly out to the center of the ring but is surprised when Catherine land the first punch a right cross, then a left and another right. The crowd has come to it’s feet as Catherine lands punch after punch as Charlize try's to ride it out. The largely pro-Catherine crowd is suddenly quieted as Charlize manages a right hook to Catherine’s chin sending her staggering back. Charlize doesn’t get much relief as Catherine is right back at her. The two are again in the center of the ring punching away at each other. The brunette is slowly battering the blonde back to the ropes. Despite with her back to the ropes, Charlize is fighting back giving as good as she gets, but she can’t get off the ropes as the bell calls an end to the round. In Theron’s corner Upton shows her disgust with Charlize’s performance “That’s not Righetti you are fighting but you are making look like it.”

Round 4. Once again at the bell, the two head to the center of the ring. Once again, Charlize is starting as the aggressor, She lands that overhand right to the forehead, then a left cross and steps in with a left hook. Catherine ends Charlize’s attack with a left-right to the chest. Charlize staggers back in shock, Catherine quickly moves in to lather more punishment to the blonde. She read Charlize’s moves wrongly and eats and overhand left to her face and then a right hook to the chin, left to the midsection and a right to the chin. Charlize nows has the advantage. Catherine try's to leg it away, but Charlize uses those famous legs so stay on her and lands punches almost at will, Catherine is in trouble but the round ends before Charlize turns on the power. In Theron’s corner, Upton tells her she has her opponent where she wants her and it now time to finish the bout.

Round 5. Charlize is slow out of her corner. Her eyes are glued on her opponent, She is stalking looking for an opening or for Catherine to made a mistake. Catherine is looking to take the fight to the blonde. She knows they both have won two rounds. She wants to take this round. She not afraid to slug with Charlize. She thinks those 48 year old legs are going to slow down. As Charlize is moving deliberately, but slowly. Catherine going on the attack landing a pair of crosses to Charlize’s head and as Charlize covers up, she goes to the body with a pair to the solar plexus and an uppercut to the blondes chin. Charlize wobbles back and the brunette goes all out to land the big one Charlize is doubled over from the solar plexus punches. Catherine puts her left glove under Charlize’s chin and prepares to finish the older woman when Charlize straightens up and that big right hand comes off her hip. The punch lands on the brunettes chin. It can be hard in the first row of ringside seats. Catherine crashes to the canvas as Charlize turns and walks to her corner to be greeted by Upton who gives her.a big hug. Catherine doesn’t move as the referee counts her out. Charlize doesn’t leave the ring, but waits until she sees Catherine come around then heads to the dressing room

AFTER
The two are side by side at the press table Charlize speaks first. “I want to thank Catherine for taking this fight. She is a really good fighter. You all saw the hell she put me through in the first and third rounds. Upton was about ready to have a stroke.” Catherine “I wanted to fight Charlize, but the ending was not what I intended. I had always heard about Charlize’s right. Now that I felt it,  I can testify it is not over-rated. Trust me. You don’t want to get hit with that punch off the hip with all of Charlize’s 126 pounds behind it. I was doing pretty well and then suddenly it’s over and not in my favor”