CBAD: Lindsey Pelas vs. Olivia Munn

Tale of the Tape (JMD):

Lindsey Pelas (19-16-0, 19 KO)
5'3, 32 years old, 32F
Celebrity Wrestling Federation

vs.

Olivia Munn (36-38-0, 25 KO)
5'4, 43 years old, 34B
Free Agent

(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)

Intro:
"Welcome to this fabulous JMD contest… “

"AND NOW! Making her 36th appearance in the ring. Please welcome the Ruston, Louisiana native, standing 5 foot 3, weighing in at 120 pounds, LINDSEYYYYY PEEEEEELAS!!"

Outfits:
Lindsey was meticulously poured into a microscopic bikini that clung to her heavy chest with admirable effort; a fitting attire as she returned to the JMD circuit where she was custom-built to thrive. The thin-banded tube top did little to contain her massive, overflowing F-cups; her heaving orbs swelling as though they were fastened with a belt rather than a bikini top with how much cleavage and underboob was being offered. Her wide, voluptuous hips devoured her string thong bottoms, the biting floss disappearing between her plump cheeks and bronzed folds of flesh as she slid salaciously into the ring.

Her first JMD bout since a 2018 Title fight, Munn looked as comfortable as ever despite falling on difficult times since being dropped from Sceej Boxing. The raven-haired beauty certainly got the memo from Pelas; scantily clad in an equally cheeky thong and matching, pale blue bikini top that seemed to struggle with her bust. Her physique was immaculate, especially considering she entered her MILF-era not too long ago. Her usual B-cups had upgraded slightly, looking especially plump and ready for a JMD re-emergence.

Round 1:
Despite the encouraging pre-fight optics from Munn, Pelas was primed and firing from the opening bell. Though her last fight came just before Christmas, Olivia hadn’t taken much momentum at all from a drubbing at the hands of Megan Fox. Pelas carried the torch from Foxy; slicing through the backpedaling brunette with chesty hooks and jabs until Olivia found herself curled up at the ropes.

Lindsey used her stunning assets in a rather unorthodox manner; chest-bumping the smaller brunette in the tits to open her for a sweeping overhand-hook that punctured the Oklahoma-native’s rack. Munn wailed with a deflated grunt, trying to shimmy in some offense with a chugging trio of uppercuts that sprung Pelas’ jugs, only to have the blonde shrug off her efforts and whip a pair of hummingbird-jabs that glanced off her cheek. Taking complete control in the last thirty seconds, Pelas balletically coiled and spiked a relentless barrage of overhands through to her sagging counterpart’s flattened rack; bucking Munn halfway free from her top earlier than she could’ve imagined in her worst nightmares. Pelas takes a breezy first, 10-8.

Round 2/3:
After a shaky opener; Munn finally showcased some of the skills that helped her summit the Bantamweight Division a decade ago; clawing back into the fight with a 10-9 second before running away with the reins in the third.

Pelas had plenty of raw talent, but Munn had guile in spades; lassoing the energetic blonde and guiding her into a bear-trap in the corner as Pelas blindly backpedaled. Lindsey’s buxom frame violently pitched as Olivia feigned overhand and instead pumped a crippling underhand through the model’s solar-plexus; gagging as she doubled over right into another sweltering uppercut to the heart. Pelas drooled her mouthpiece to the mat as the follow-up right pierced her tit; sloshing her out of her bandeau top as she stiffened to throw a retaliatory cross that swept cleanly over Munn’s head. The brunette rattled a triple side-hook off Lindsey’s sideboob; bouncing the blonde into the ropes where she could open up on her failing heat-shield with a barrage to the bare jugs. Pelas spilled drunkenly into the ropes as her F-cups were cauterized with heavy, full-bodied shovel-hooks; Munn’s efforts not running out until the bell called her off. Pelas might’ve stumbled into a sleeping giant, as Munn jumps in front with a 10-8 third.

Round 4/5:
With Pelas pulling level in a less-than-eventful 10-9 fourth, Olivia found the well again; driving a brutal straight jab into Pelas’ jugs just seconds into the fifth and taking the blonde’s breath away. Lindsey gagged as she gracelessly sprawled across the corner post; hooking an armpit over the top rope as she held her teardropping rack with a free hand and sputtered for oxygen. Munn approached and spiked a dangerous left just over her shoulder, allowing Pelas to dip a hip-high left into her ribs to momentarily delay the inevitable. Only just as Lindsey was corking another lethargic deterrent, Munn squeezed a bifurcating slice-hook through their panting frames and pierced the blonde’s navel.

Pelas squelched as the onslaught washed over her; her busty frame twitching and squirming as Munn painted sloppy hooks up and down her abdomen. The blonde’s bronzed hide was buckled for a full minute; sloppily hanging onto the ropes as Olivia slowed to a more discerning patter. Right-right-LEFT swung her teardropping orbs; the blonde’s mouth hanging agape as a stream of drool misted from her lips after a final left swept across her cheek. Pelas twirled off the ropes and drunkenly wobbled away from the stalking brunette, looking all but finished as she was tracked down just a few seconds too late. 10-8 Munn and she looks increasingly dangerous.

Round 6:
Pelas’ bedraggled bandeau bra was clinging for dear life to her slouching abdomen as she shuffled out for the sixth; looking gassed but defiant as the older brunette met her with a locking of horns. The two traded heavy, bone-shattering rights to the sternum; Pelas gagging and hanging lower as Munn shoved off and circled behind. Lindsey’s mascara-smeared lashes fluttered as she side-eyed the brunette; counting paces as Olivia hopped on her tippy toes and traced the Ruston-native’s steps.

Making her approach, Munn toyed with a tap-tap of rights, her jabs coming up short before Pelas lifted a scorching wheelbarrow hook from her knees. Munn exploded with a throaty grunt as Lindsey’s blind, sweeping hook buckled her side; crushing her ribs like a hammer as she was stopped dead in her tracks. The wide-eyed brunette’s thighs jellied as she stamped sideways; her abdomen crunching with folds of flesh as she tried to shield her pulsing ribs, only to have another merciless right flatten her hanging tits. Munn sagged forward with a breathless wheeze, then the CRACK-CRACK of an artful left-right whipped across her chin. The brunette’s bulbs fluttered into the back of her skull as she lost steering and collapsed in a boneless heap; springing off the canvas before sliding slack on her side.

1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… Munn unraveled at the base of the ropes, staring blankly skyward as Pelas straddled her buckled frame and rained down taunts from above. The canvas shook as she put one hand in front of the other; wobbling to a messy set of fours before pulling up with the aid of the ropes.

The official tentatively waved the blonde back in, ducking and weaving as Munn threw desperate, back-footed jabs in an attempt to keep her at range before the buxom blonde crashed into and flattened her target. The ropes bowed at Munn’s spine as the tangled mess of limbs rolled into the corner; Olivia’s hunched frame sagging lower as Lindsey stuffed suffocating hooks into the waistband of her thong and lower belly. Leaning back for some separation, Pelas twirled one, two, three straight lashing hooks across the Oklahoma-native’s rack; stealing her breath and causing the official to dive in to save the faltering brunette.

"And your winner, by TKO in Round 6, LINDSEYYYY PEEEELAAAAAASSS!!!!"


Post Fight:
Pelas triumphantly shoved the dazed brunette to the canvas; Munn crashing to her backside with a guttural blubber as she sprawled spread-eagle into the corner. Olivia’s sweat-slicked rack swelled with deep, sputtering pants; barely contained in her clingy bikini top as Pelas planted a heavy heel atop her concaving sternum and flexed to thunderous applause.

“I’ve heard new mommies don’t get a lot of sleep… I’ve got some DDDQuil for ya”.

Pelas smirked at her own quip as she slid to her knees and enveloped the glassy-eyed brunette in one motion; scooping the back of her neck and devouring her flushed features with her mammoth rack. Munn gracelessly spilled forward into the blonde’s lap; pawing and shoving at the fleshy rolls of Lindsey’s navel as she tried to scoot away with zero traction. Pelas quelled the actress’ protests with a devastating shimmy of her colossal chest; burying the brunette deeper in her cavernous cleavage to the point her blubbering was lost to the anaconda’s vice. Olivia’s palms slid down around the blonde’s plump hips, pathetically squeezing for another handful of seconds before she lifelessly slouched forward and went to sleep in Lindsey’s arms.