CBAD: Tina Louise vs. Maryse Ouellet

Tale of the Tape (JMD):

Tina Louise (8-2-0, 8 KO)
5'7, 42 years old, 34D
Celebrity Wrestling Federation

vs.

Maryse Ouellet (1-4-0, 1 KO)
5'8, 40 years old, 34D
Free Agent

(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)

Intro:
"Welcome to this fabulous JMD contest… “

“AND NOW! Making her 11th appearance in the ring. Please welcome the Victoria, Australia native, standing 5 foot 7, weighing in at 120 pounds, TINAAAA LOUISSSSEEEEE!!”

Outfits:
Tina was meticulously poured into a microscopic, pale-white, sheer bikini that clung to her heavy chest with admirable effort; a fitting attire for this JMD bout. The thin-banded tube top did little to contain her massive, overflowing D-cups; her heaving orbs swelling as though they were fastened with a belt rather than a bikini top with how much cleavage and underboob was being offered. Her wide, curvy hips devoured her string thong bottoms, the biting floss disappearing between her plump cheeks and bronzed folds of flesh as she slid salaciously into the ring.

The former Diva lingered on the ramp until every single spotlight ran up her sculpted frame; pausing to pose in a jaw-dropping, partially sheer micro bikini. The bunched material of her thong getting lost between her thighs, Maryse swung her hips and strut toward the ring, rolling underneath the bottom rope as if she were making another glorious wrestling entrance. Ouellet’s body exuded perfection, toned and oiled to where every delicate curve was accentuated as she basked underneath the overhead lights; finally slipping on her gloves with the help of her corner.

Round 1:
Ouellet was once again trying her hand at taking down the CWF; having fallen to three straight of their fighters in 2023 but yet to learn her lesson. 2024 was a different year, at least in the blonde’s eyes, as she took on the smallest yet in Louise. Katic, Turner, and Gonzalez had prepped Tina as well as she could have imagined; but the Canadian had a few tricks up her sleeve in the first.

Ouellet pulled out some wrestling stops early; burying a pair of scoop-hooks into Louise’s flexing abdomen to double her over before twisting her gloved hands around clumps of the dirty-blonde’s pixie locks and stuffing her skull between her thighs. Louise genuflect almost to a knee, her plump, thonged backside perking skyward as Maryse feigned as though she was going to scoop Louise up by the waist and deliver a Powerbomb. The official was quick to separate and admonish the blonde as Tina skirted away with flushed cheeks; barking at a grinning Ouellet as they were backed to neutral corners. A warning was all that came Ouellet’s way, but the blonde had successfully kicked up a hornet’s nest.

Louise was fuming as the two restarted; lashing out with a throaty grunt as she pinwheeled through one, two, three scalding overhands that sliced short of their target. Maryse darted left-right-left; finally sliding through and crunching a fleshy straight right into Louise’s exposed sternum. The Aussie bleated as her belted rack shook from the impact; stalling in her tracks before Maryse slipped a crooked left hook across her lips. A mouthful of slobber sloshed to the canvas as Tina twirled into the ropes; sagging into a graceless standing-split as Ouellet vaulted down her throat and began flinging fastballs against her teardropping tits. Louise’s slender frame pitched and squirmed as her torso was painted with leather, finally throwing herself over the blonde for the last ten seconds. Maryse takes a stunning first with some devilish underhanded tactics to throw the Aussie off her game; 10-8.

Round 2/3:
Controlled aggression was the name of the game for Louise; still visibly flustered but composed enough to stop seeing red at least temporarily. After a second round that saw the Aussie claw back with a 10-9 clinical effort, Louise looked to snowball her momentum as the blonde quickly ran out of deceitful tricks.

Ouellet found herself in all too familiar a position in just the first thirty seconds of the third; her heels backed against the corner turnbuckle as Louise poked and prodded barbed right hands through to her springy chest. The blonde’s partially sheer bikini cups clung with sweat to her bouncing D’s; her throaty wailing drowning out the fleshy CLAP of leather as Louise lashed torrid jabs and hooks against her abdomen. Sagging down the post and giving her side to Louise, the Aussie hooked an armpit to hold Maryse upright and scooped brutal, venomous screwdrivers into her dangling rack; one, two, three, four slashing home before a fifth slung one of her orbs free. Ouellet squealed as she threw an arm-bra over her sternum; only to have her shrill cry abruptly silenced by a slippery right uppercut that detonated against her chin.

The taller blonde wobbled and swayed forward, mewling as another zipper one-two punctured her half-bare rack and sucked the wind from her lungs. With a deflated gasp, the Canadian spilled forward and spiked to her knees, gagging before laying out flat across Louise’s feet.

1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… The blonde floundered on her belly, blindly fumbling with her displaced top before conceding to the crippling pain pulsing through her chest and curling into the fetal position. Still face-down and writhing on her belly, Maryse army-crawled toward the ropes; clasping the bottom and tugging herself to a sloppy stop on all fours.

7… 8… The breathless blonde whimpered and shook her head ‘no’ as the official drew nearer, slouching to a seat on her haunches as the final count rang out.

9… 10!!

"And your winner, by KO in Round 3, TINA LOUUUUUIIISSSEEEE!!!!"


Post Fight:
Far from a trained wrestler, Louise couldn’t play tit-for-tat with the former Diva, but with several former wrestlers on the CWF roster, Louise had started to learn her way around the ring at least somewhat.

“You wanna wrestle, let’s wrestle…” The blonde huffed as she threw her gloves through the ropes and peeled the blonde to her feet by her golden, sweat-matted locks.

Cranking the Canadian over at the waist, Louise tucked the squirming blonde into a suffocating side-Headlock. The slouching Diva bucked and pedaled her muscled stems against the canvas, trying to wiggle free as Tina jostled back and took control. Finally the shorter blonde subdued her prey, cinching Maryse slender neck and wrenching her skull sideways; crudely burying Ouellet’s lips into her overflowing sideboob. Maryse stamped and pried at Louise’s jiggling rack as her mouth and nose were sealed by swelling flesh; muffled squeals erupting as she spilled gracelessly to a knee at Tina’s hip. Ouellet’s convulsing lasted only a few drunken moments before her arms slid limp; twitching as she hung from Louise’s side-Headlock before spilling lifelessly to the mat.