Post by Boxing World Online on Jan 11, 2024 15:38:16 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit in the Man In The Hat's office at Front Street, their backs turned to the desk, watching the big screen on the back wall where "The FCBA Today With Big K" is returning from its final commercial break.
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at lightweight, where Alexa Walter makes her Asylum debut against 'The Calgary Crusader' Tate McRael"
Alison: "More lightweight action follows, as Emma Kenney makes her Philly debut in a face off with 'The Face' Taylor Hill!"
Kat: "We'll move to welterweight for the next contest, which will see the Asylum debut of Alexis King against 'The Sexy Sequoia' Marie Temara!"
Alison: "More lightweight action follows, this time on Asylum Beach, with the Philly debut of Skyler Simpson against 'The Russian Revolution' Cristy Ren!"
Kat: "We'll move to bantamweight and JMD next for the Asylum debut of Grace Boor against Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter'!"
Alison: "And, finally, it's off to flyweight t for the Asylum return of Kiernan Shipka who'll battle 'The Murrieta Mauler', Olivia Rodrigo"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Ingenues At The Asylum!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter; "Five debuts, but not our normal debut card to start the year..."
Man In the Hat (smiling): "I like this 'under 25' theme. We'll see how that works out."
Tess: "Shipka's caused Front Street problems in the past..."
Man In The Hat (nodding): "She has. And, she can again. O-Rod has to step up to the challenge. And, you know what ELSE is a challenge? Findin' a better dinner than Chef's stuffed burgers..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at lightweight, where Alexa Walter makes her Asylum debut against 'The Calgary Crusader' Tate McRael"
Alison: "More lightweight action follows, as Emma Kenney makes her Philly debut in a face off with 'The Face' Taylor Hill!"
Kat: "We'll move to welterweight for the next contest, which will see the Asylum debut of Alexis King against 'The Sexy Sequoia' Marie Temara!"
Alison: "More lightweight action follows, this time on Asylum Beach, with the Philly debut of Skyler Simpson against 'The Russian Revolution' Cristy Ren!"
Kat: "We'll move to bantamweight and JMD next for the Asylum debut of Grace Boor against Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter'!"
Alison: "And, finally, it's off to flyweight t for the Asylum return of Kiernan Shipka who'll battle 'The Murrieta Mauler', Olivia Rodrigo"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Ingenues At The Asylum!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter; "Five debuts, but not our normal debut card to start the year..."
Man In the Hat (smiling): "I like this 'under 25' theme. We'll see how that works out."
Tess: "Shipka's caused Front Street problems in the past..."
Man In The Hat (nodding): "She has. And, she can again. O-Rod has to step up to the challenge. And, you know what ELSE is a challenge? Findin' a better dinner than Chef's stuffed burgers..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"