Saturday Night At The Manor
Dec 30, 2023 17:07:37 GMT -6
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Post by Boxing World Online on Dec 30, 2023 17:07:37 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit in The Great Room at The Manor watching football and sipping cold beverages with Cassandra Lynn Scerbo, Poindexter Del Crunchy, and the Man In The Hat.
Reporter: "Well, gang, quite the pay-per-view, and I guess we all know what the big story is..."
Man In The Hat (shaking his head): "Never ONE big story on a pay-per-view. You're talking about a bunch of the top fighters in the FCBA in some great matchups. Every one has a BUNCH of big stories."
Cassie: "How about Avril rallying back from a loss to starch Holt or Brown beating Keen in a battle of two of the hottest young flyweight prospects? Lowndes beat Cameron in Jessica's one hundredth and put herself right in the middle of the flyweight title picture. So did Bassinger by beating Ziegler, and you'd think Portman would be right there after another impressive win."
Man In The Hat: "At bantam alone you had huge wins for Steinfeld, Robbie, and Calis and a title fight matching, arguably, the two best fighters under 120 in the world with Chopra staying career run hot and beating Bella."
Pointy: "Kylie looked great against Lawrence. Hansen is looking like a comer with another solid win. Winstead beat Straho in another classic. DiDo might be back on track, and, oh, yes, Levesque may have just demonstrated her bona fides at welter by taking out Rhoda, all while Ferguson and Clauson engaged in an absolute classic and Upton claimed a double title by beating Daddario to become Unified Welterweight Champion AND JMDD Champion."
Tess: "All that being said, and adding a HUGE win by Tahnee Atkinson over Righetti, I agree with my betrothed. There's ONE story of the night...and it's Eilish beating Hudgens and winning her first title before her first loss..."
Man In The Hat: "Well. Again, lots of stories on there. As for Billie, well. We've known since we signed her that she had championship abilities. Kid's somethin' special, no doubt about that, and, anyone who knows anything about boxin' knew that before the Hudgens fight. BUT. Beatin' Vanessa Hudgens, whether she has the belts or not, is absolutely HUGE for any flyweight. 'Nessa's the measurin' stick below 110, and that's just the way it is. So. Yeah. Massive win for Billie. Massive. I'll let you media types sort out whether it's the cover story or not. Now. Let's watch some ball, shall we?"
Reporter: "Well, gang, quite the pay-per-view, and I guess we all know what the big story is..."
Man In The Hat (shaking his head): "Never ONE big story on a pay-per-view. You're talking about a bunch of the top fighters in the FCBA in some great matchups. Every one has a BUNCH of big stories."
Cassie: "How about Avril rallying back from a loss to starch Holt or Brown beating Keen in a battle of two of the hottest young flyweight prospects? Lowndes beat Cameron in Jessica's one hundredth and put herself right in the middle of the flyweight title picture. So did Bassinger by beating Ziegler, and you'd think Portman would be right there after another impressive win."
Man In The Hat: "At bantam alone you had huge wins for Steinfeld, Robbie, and Calis and a title fight matching, arguably, the two best fighters under 120 in the world with Chopra staying career run hot and beating Bella."
Pointy: "Kylie looked great against Lawrence. Hansen is looking like a comer with another solid win. Winstead beat Straho in another classic. DiDo might be back on track, and, oh, yes, Levesque may have just demonstrated her bona fides at welter by taking out Rhoda, all while Ferguson and Clauson engaged in an absolute classic and Upton claimed a double title by beating Daddario to become Unified Welterweight Champion AND JMDD Champion."
Tess: "All that being said, and adding a HUGE win by Tahnee Atkinson over Righetti, I agree with my betrothed. There's ONE story of the night...and it's Eilish beating Hudgens and winning her first title before her first loss..."
Man In The Hat: "Well. Again, lots of stories on there. As for Billie, well. We've known since we signed her that she had championship abilities. Kid's somethin' special, no doubt about that, and, anyone who knows anything about boxin' knew that before the Hudgens fight. BUT. Beatin' Vanessa Hudgens, whether she has the belts or not, is absolutely HUGE for any flyweight. 'Nessa's the measurin' stick below 110, and that's just the way it is. So. Yeah. Massive win for Billie. Massive. I'll let you media types sort out whether it's the cover story or not. Now. Let's watch some ball, shall we?"