Post by Lookout! Boxing on Dec 30, 2023 3:06:02 GMT -6
Tale of the Tape (JMD):
Tina Louise (7-2-0, 7 KO)
5'7, 42 years old, 34D
Celebrity Wrestling Federation
vs.
Jordan Carver (0-2-0)
5'6, 37 years old, 30K
Black Eagle Boxing
(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)
Intro:
"Welcome to this fabulous JMD contest… “
“AND NOW! Making her 10th appearance in the ring. Please welcome the Victoria, Australia native, standing 5 foot 7, weighing in at 120 pounds, TINAAAA LOUISSSSEEEEE!!”
Outfits:
Tina was meticulously poured into a microscopic, pale-white, sheer bikini that clung to her heavy chest with admirable effort; a fitting attire for this JMD bout. The thin-banded tube top did little to contain her massive, overflowing D-cups; her heaving orbs swelling as though they were fastened with a belt rather than a bikini top with how much cleavage and underboob was being offered. Her wide, curvy hips devoured her string thong bottoms, the biting floss disappearing between her plump cheeks and bronzed folds of flesh as she slid salaciously into the ring.
A relative newcomer to the FCBA but no stranger to JMD bouts, Jordan Carver instantly garnered an outpouring of support as she barely made it down the ramp without sloshing out of her eye-popping micro bikini. Testing the tensile strength of a matte black, tiny triangular string top and matching thong bottoms, Carver effortlessly embarrassed the well-endowed Aussie. Her massive K-cups likely wouldn’t remain contained for the duration; the only question was whether her chin would show as much resilience as her top.
Round 1:
Tangling with the CWF for a second time in 2023, Carver wouldn’t maintain the same height advantage she had against Lindsey Pelas. Standing eye-to-eye with Louise in the pre-fight, she’d do even better on the scorecard. The busty German came out with a visible hunger for revenge after being smothered out by the Aussie’s teammate; getting the better of early trades with the Cougar before vaulting into the lead out the gates.
Jordan’s dainty skittering seemed to backpedal Louise into a bit of mud; not expecting the perineal loser to arrive with so much gusto and pop. Navel, ribs, sideboob; Carver carved crispy hooks up Tina’s crunching abdomen as the pixie-haired blonde was forced to re-double her efforts to keep up. Her retorts were plenty fiery, but they all flamed out in Carver’s atmosphere; never quite managing to slip anything of consequence through her guard. Carver edges Louise in the first with some impeccable body-work, 10-9.
Round 2/3:
With Louise starting to make headway in the second and leveling the bout, Carver responded with a sizzling showing in the third. Having managed to parlay the confidence gained in the prior round into an opening flurry walk-down; Louise twisted a pair of spindly rights into Carver’s shoulder before the buxom German planted her heel and unleashed a blinding supernova. With Louise’s torso exposed during the throwing of her overhand, Carver burrowed forward and sliced a venomous left screwdriver into the underside of her rack. The Aussie squelched as one of her tits was slung free, mewling as she rushed to palm her orb and cover, whimpering with pitiful pants as the oxygen was seemingly vacuumed from her lungs.
Another guttural grunt erupted as Jordan slashed through her rib cartilage from the other side; following with a debilitating zipper of side-hooks up her slender lower abdomen. Louise’s frame wobbled between a carnival of strikes, the last of which sank into her heart and bludgeoned her spine-first into the post. A stream of drool trickled to the canvas along with her mouthpiece as a hellacious overhand cut across her lips, her head drooping as Carver continued to flurry with brutal, fleshy rights. Finally the cornered blonde shoved off the ropes and escaped to open waters; visibly dragging as she played keep-a-way for the last thirty seconds. Carver dominates, 10-8.
Round 4:
Still in just the first year of her boxing career despite being 42, Louise’s springy resolve was something to behold for a rookie; silencing the mouthy brunette with an elastic one-two to the temple in just the first ten seconds. Carver looped a lazy left well over her head, then spun through another tenuous overhand. Louise parried and danced with a surge of electricity in her step, lancing a balletic straight right hand to the center of Jordan’s sternum that kicked her back. The German’s bouncy pillows swallowed the entire impact; mushrooming flat to her chest before Louise slid forward and hammered a suffocating machine-gun combination of uppercuts to her sloshing chest.
Carver started to unravel all the good work she had previously done; walking a proverbial plank in an attempt to back the sweltering blonde down and land ANYTHING of her own. A left hook from Jordan whiffed, then another; Louise emphatically forcing a stiff drink down her throat in response to each desperate miss. Carver’s skull bobbed on her shoulders as she floundered into the corner ropes, drunkenly careening into a merciless right cross-hook that punctured one of her mammoth breasts. A throaty wail burst from Carver’s lips as she slunk against the outskirts; her thong-split cheeks sliding halfway down the steel post at her back before Louise kissed her chin with a brutal spike-right, dropping the German to the canvas.
1… 2… 3… 4… Carver collapsed on her knees, then puddled to all fours; her enormous, teardropping tits spilling out of her heroic top as she squirmed and writhed, tucking her knees to her belly.
5… 6… 7… Her frame gently rocked as she whimpered in the fetal position on all fours; trying to summon the courage to stand, but instead just burying her head against the mat as Louise circled like a Tiger shark above.
8… 9… 10!!
"And your winner, by KO in Round 4, TINA LOUUUUUIIISSSEEEE!!!!"
Post Fight:
Before the count could have reached a superfluous ‘11’, Louise had already planted a heel against the German’s shoulder and tipper her over; sprawling the graceless brunette to her backside, tits up. Carver whimpered and tried to squirm to her hip, but Louise was quick to plop to an uncomfortable seat atop her navel instead; straddling her victim’s midsection and shredding the neck strap of her displaced micro bikini top.
Carver squealed and hugged her freed bosom as Louise preened ear-to-ear; looping the material of Jordan’s own top behind her neck and using it to lift her heavy head off the canvas. An abbreviated shriek and the brunette’s face disappeared; swallowed and muzzled by the Aussie’s cavernous rack. Tina shimmied her chest to bury the squirming Carver alive; tightening her arms around the German’s skull like a boa as her desperate squirming started to slow. Carver’s intentioned movements gave way to sharp, involuntary spasms as her heels kicked out and thighs slammed flat; her arms falling away from their protests as she slid limp and spread-eagled in Louise’s grasp.[/quote]