Post by Lookout! Boxing on Dec 30, 2023 2:25:00 GMT -6
Tale of the Tape:
Stacy Keibler (38-29-1, 31 KO)
5'11, 44 years old
Celebrity Wrestling Federation
vs.
Ashley Graham (6-7-0, 6 KO)
5'9, 34 years old
Carnation Creations
(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)
Intro:
"AND NOW! Making her 69th appearance in the ring, fighting under the Celebrity Wrestling Federation flag. Please welcome the Baltimore, Maryland native, standing 5 foot 11, weighing in at 130 pounds, STACYYYY KEEEEEIBLERRRRR!!”
Outfits:
Keibler’s lithe, Amazonian frame was lewdly wrapped in a microscopic string bikini that left little to the imagination. The blonde’s sternum swelled with deep, calming breaths; her taut abdomen sculpted out of bronze, her perky tits delicately compacted by a thin-banded tube top that belted tightly around her mushrooming B-cups. As she hit the apron, Keibler craned her long stems and bent at the waist, playfully shimmying her hips at the base of her toe-touch as she ducked through the ropes and into the ring. Her pale-white string thong was devoured by jiggling folds of flesh, finally rising and rearranging the twined, biting string bottoms by hiking them high up her hips. Ending her old-school WWE entrance to raucous applause, the blonde arched and pressed to her tippy toes against the ropes, lifting to tie back her tightly-braided pony tail before pumping her gloved fists together.
Graham certainly looked the part of a heavyweight; her massive frame only serving to make the lanky blonde look even skinnier. Clad in a red silk sports bra and matching bikini bottoms, Ashley quickly tied her hair into a tight pony tail before slipping into her gloves just outside the ropes. Not yet a Carnation when they’d previously battled the CWF in a Stable War, Graham had clearly been filled in on the rivalry by McMahon; shouldering Keibler to a graceless seat in her corner with a meaty chest-bump before settling back into her pre-fight routine. Keibler just brushed it off with a smirk; cooled down by McElhone before any shenanigans ensued.
Round 1:
Keibler had quietly won four-of-five in 2023; starting to make some ripples as she tried to force her way back into the conversations at both Jaguar and Welterweight. Graham had done well for herself this year as well; sandwiching four wins around a pair of ambitious losses to Lawley as she tried to jump the line with a boisterous upset that wasn’t to be. Instead she’d have to climb the Welter ranks straight through the grind; but Keibler was a dangerous fighter to do so against.
The blonde was still just as sharp as she had been as of late; using her length to pester the heavier Graham before she could get her feet into gear in the first minute. Jab, hook, jab, uppercut; the blonde raked and tenderized the plus-sized model’s vulnerable midsection with impunity until Graham was wrangled against the ropes. Despite a decade age difference, Keibler had remained unbelievably fit; allowing her to dart around the heavy-heeled brunette and tear through her sluggish defenses with a peppering of overhands. Keibler takes a technically dominant opener, 10-8.
Round 2:
Graham started to nibble back in the opening exchange of the second; eating a stiff jab in order to slide through her first weighty left of the fight. Keibler flinched as the hook to her ribs started an avalanche; wailed on by three straight crashing overhands that rattled off her upper half. Ashley started to harness her weight and buck the trimmer blonde across the ring with brutal, chunking strikes; hooks to the gut, biting straight jabs to the lips, and a suffocating screwdriver to Keibler’s underboob that paralyzed the former wrestler in the last thirty seconds.
Keibler twisted and squirmed as Graham crashed into her against the ropes and stapled her to the outskirts; unleashing a slew of lifting uppercuts to her panting abdomen before a shovel-hook swerved between her hands and exploded off her chin. Stacy tiptoed sideways and spilled across the ropes, turtling desperately as Graham was just unable to close the gap before the bell. Dangerous response from Graham, who levels the fight with a 10-8 second.
Round 3/4:
The seesaw contest continued to tilt as the two beauties started to settle into a gear-grinding affair. Keibler expertly shackled the unhinged model in the third; once again neutering her raw power with a rangy smattering of overhands that kept Ashley at a comfortable distance. It wasn’t until the fourth that Graham once again hunted down her leggy counterpart and snared the prancing blonde in the corner. The last thirty seconds saw Keibler weather a hail storm as the planted brunette lashed carnal hooks and uppercuts up and down the former-Diva’s balletic torso. After a third in which Stacy established herself as the far more calculated and composed fighter, Graham once again leveled things with an eye-popping flurry that nearly set Keibler down despite it all. 10-9 Keibler, 10-9 Graham.
Round 5:
Keibler had no doubt amassed plenty of damage with her steady picking and prodding, but Graham was starting to preen as though she felt increasingly invulnerable in the face of the blonde’s limited pop. The buxom model groped and bear-pawed Stacy across the ring as though she was channeling Steph McMahon; spiking the blonde off the corner post before whooshing a sweeping hook over her ducking head. Keibler artfully slung a pair of stomach-churning underhooks into Graham’s gut as the brunette let out a throaty squeal; spilling into a busty clinch with the wrestler awkwardly pinned between her heavy frame and the post.
Keibler whimpered as Graham stuffed awkward rabbit punches into her upper ribs; her sternum swelling with exaggerated pants as she tried to wiggle free with little success. From their intertwined frames a wounded bleat suddenly echoed out; with Graham recoiling from a tic-tac-toe of lefts stamping up her side. Ashley tramped backwards and slung a tardy left that fell short of Stacy’s jaw, sloshing sideways just as an effortless right telescoped in from her peripherals. The model was slung slack-jawed as Keibler’s flicker caught her lips, gagging as she drunkenly wobbled forward. Like a skilled matadora, Keibler parried out of the way of the charging bull and spiked another merciless left through her cheek; Graham hoarsely mewling before crashing face-first to the canvas across her feet.
1… 2… 3… 4… Graham squirmed to all fours with a mystified expression etched across her face, staring blankly up at her corner as she relaxed to her haunches for a moment’s rest.
5… 6… Finally her weight shifted as she found her bearings, pressing back to her feet with a wounded grunt and wobbling into a neutral corner for the official’s check.
Keibler was quickly waved back in, but the brunette was waist-deep in quicksand. The balletic blonde stood at a distance and lassoed cutting lashes across the model’s abdomen; a left hook to the ribs, straight right through the rack, a lifting uppercut that bobbled the cranium. Ashley’s hands didn’t leave her sides as Stacy bounced sweltering fists off her concaving upper half, finally teetering forward and pulling a dejected clinch just as the official dove in between them to stop the fight.
"And your winner, by TKO in Round 5, STACYYYYY KEIIIIIBLERRRRRR!!!!"
