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Post by countrymouse on Dec 20, 2023 16:21:36 GMT -6
 [Camera fades in to reveal the vibrant MTV studio set, pulsating with neon lights and loud music. Julie Brown stands at the center with her signature edgy style, dressed in colorful 90s attire.] Julie Brown: "Hey there, party people of the '90s! Get ready for another totally tubular episode of the Down Town Julie Brown show!" [The crowd erupts with cheers and applause as Julie continues.] Julie Brown: "Tonight, we've got the one and only, Jennifer Love Hewitt, rockin' the stage! She's here, and she's bringing the sass, the style, and the sensational scoop on her latest Hollywood adventures!" [The camera pans to Jennifer Love Hewitt, who strikes a pose, exuding 90s glamour.] Jennifer Love Hewitt: "That's right, Julie! We're talking movies, we're talking fashion, and, of course, we're talking a little bit of smack talk in the ring!" [The crowd goes wild, and Jennifer winks playfully.] Julie Brown: "Oh, we're not holding back tonight, folks! Jennifer's got a boxing match with Christina Ricci on the horizon, and the sass is already flying!" [Julie and Jennifer share a laugh, and the audience joins in the fun.] Julie Brown: "But hey, that's just the tip of the iceberg on this wild ride of a show! So, grab your slap bracelets, crank up the Walkman, and get ready to party '90s style with us!" [The music kicks in with a catchy '90s beat, and Julie and Jennifer dance to the rhythm, setting the stage for a rad episode of the Down Town Julie Brown show.] Julie: "and we’re back! I love that outfit, Jennifer! Who are you wearing today?"  Jennifer: "Please, call me Love. Who else? Calvin Klein!" Julie: "Tell me, Love, what's it like having so many teenagers and old men talk about your... ahem, assets?" Jennifer: (Pauses, then chuckles) "Well, um... it's great, I guess. Thank you?" [The audience erupts into laughter, and Julie winks at Jennifer, continuing the playful banter.] Julie: "You look great! I am so excited to meet you today. 'Heartbreakers' is one of my favorite movies! I heard you have something coming up with Jackie Chan? What is that about?" Jennifer: "Thank you for bringing that up, Julie. Yes! Me and Jackie are doing a film together. It's my first foray into action films, and I'm really excited about it! People will see me very differently after this film. I think it's the best movie I have ever done." Julie: "I can't wait. Of course, we have to talk about your upcoming boxing match with Christina Ricci..." Jennifer: "Who? (Laughs) I'm just kidding! I'm a big fan of Christina. As an actress, she's a terrible boxer." Julie: "You have lost your last 4 fights..." Jennifer: "Well, you know, sometimes you win, and sometimes you... lose to Topanga." (Smirks) Julie: "We will see if there's anything left after she faces Britney in January." (They both burst into laughter.) Jennifer: "Seriously? George Bush’s grandmama's mama could beat Britney!" (Chuckles) (Theme music hits) Julie: “Make sure you don’t eat those words Love. Good look with your match, ‘The Tuxedo’ in theatres early 2002, sounds like a classic! We’ll be right back with…” |
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Post by countrymouse on Dec 21, 2023 13:05:36 GMT -6
(Please feel free to jump in on the trash talk if you are part of the event.) Julie Brown: We’re back, everyone! I'm Down Town Julie Brown, and I have the pleasure of sitting down with the incredible Christina Aguilera!  (Audience cheers.) Julie Brown: Christina, it's fantastic to have you here today. Christina Aguilera: Sup y’all! I love your scarf Jules! Julie Brown: You've been quite vocal about your upcoming match with Britney Spears. What's behind this rivalry? Christina Aguilera: Well, you know, Julie, it's all about proving who's on top. Britney and I, we've had our ups and downs in the industry, and it's time for me to show the world that I'm the real deal, ya dig? Julie Brown: I see what you're saying. It's all about asserting your dominance. Christina Aguilera: Absolutely, Julie. I've been working hard, training hard, and I'm ready to bring it. Julie Brown: And what should we expect from you in the ring? Christina Aguilera: Well, Julie, let me drop some knowledge on you. Britney's been showing off her belly like it's some kind of trend, right? But she might wanna rethink that strategy, 'cause when we step into that ring, she's just gonna be showing off a bigger target. You catch my drift? Julie Brown: Are you saying that her midsection might be a weakness? Christina Aguilera: I ain't sayin' nothin', Julie, but maybe she's been indulgin' a bit too much lately. You know, those late-night snacks can catch up with you. winks Julie Brown: Well, there you have it, folks. Christina Aguilera is not holding back, and we can't wait to see what happens in that match. Thanks for joining us today, Christina. Christina Aguilera: Thank you, Julie. It's been a blast. (Crowd chants “Xtina” as “Dirty” starts playing.) Julie Brown: Xtina everyone! She will be boxing Britney Spears at “The Wayback Machine” Pay per view in February. You might want to rethink that crop top Britney, just saying. We’ll be back with…” (Please feel free to jump in on the trash talk if you are part of the event.) |
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Post by countrymouse on Dec 22, 2023 12:29:28 GMT -6
Julie brings the show back, “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to our show! I am Down Town Julie Brown. Tonight, we have two iconic stars from TV. Their recent revealing public catfight had become a sensation, and now they were scheduled to settle their differences in an FCBA ring. Please give a warm welcome to Nicole Eggert and Kelly Packard!”   Nicole Eggert and Kelly Packard. They sat across from each other, their glares as intense as ever, and their short skirts accentuating their toned legs for the camera. Julie couldn't help but compliment them, "Ladies, I must say, you both look fantastic and have maintained great bodies." Nicole gave a tight smile, "Thank you, Julie." Kelly nodded in agreement, "Yes, we've worked hard to stay in shape." Julie delved into their similar careers, "You both had successful runs on sitcoms and iconic roles on 'Baywatch.' Nicole, you were on 'Charles in Charge,' and Kelly, you were part of 'California Dreams.' Can you share some memories from those shows?" Nicole jumped in, "Well, 'Charles in Charge' was a special time for me, and it's where I began my career." Kelly added, "And 'California Dreams' was a fantastic experience for me as well." Julie shifted the focus, "Kelly, there's a rumor that you played bass in the band on 'California Dreams.' Is that true?" Kelly corrected, "Actually, I didn't play bass, but I did sing. Music was a big part of the show." Nicole couldn't resist taking a jab, "Well, at least I did my own stunts on 'Baywatch.'" Kelly smirked, "Did you, Nicole? I always thought your stuntwomen deserved an Academy Award for their acting!" Nicole fired back, "Oh, come on, Kelly. The real hero on 'Baywatch' was your swimsuit!" Julie, trying to steer the conversation, asked, "Ladies, the audience is eager to know if this boxing match will put your feud to rest?" Kelly seethed, "Put it to rest? After that b*tch ripped my dress off in front of that pervert Weinstein? This is far from over!" Nicole's anger flared, "She pushed me into a cake-“ Before Nicole could finish her sentence, Kelly lunges at her, fists flying, but security personnel rushed in, pulling them apart in a chaotic scene reminiscent of a Jerry Springer episode. The girls kicked at each other, heels flying, as they were dragged off stage. Julie: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Security, please! Let's save the fighting for the ring, ladies. We'll be right back after this break…” |
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Post by countrymouse on Dec 28, 2023 23:40:00 GMT -6
Down Town Julie Brown: And we're back for just a few moments to make an important announcement. He is the star of Mega Hit films such as 'In the Army Now' and 'Bio-Dome', we enthusiastically welcome him to our commentary team. That's right, he's 'The Weasel' Pauly Shore!"   A confused Pauly Shore comes out to wave to the crowd, mouthing "Hey Bud-dy!" The audience erupts in cheers, and Down Town Julie Brown can't help but chuckle. Down Town Julie Brown: Pauly, it's great to have you here! Are you ready to add your unique flavor to our commentary?" Pauly grins, "Totally, Julie! Let's get this party started, bud-dy!" Note: Of course, Writer's have complete freedom. You may choose to use them as much or as little as you want, or not at all. But it would add a nice continuity to the event. |
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Post by countrymouse on Jan 3, 2024 1:55:23 GMT -6
DOWN TOWN JULIE BROWN: (Excitedly) "Folks, we're back with more 90s madness! Kimberly Davies is here!  Kimberly, waves to the roaring crowd, exuding elegance and cheekiness. KIMBERLY DAVIES: “Hello, darlings! You're all looking simply smashing!" DOWN TOWN JULIE BROWN: (Eagerly) "Now, Kimberly, let's talk about your upcoming showdown with singer Alesha Dixon." Kimberly, with a sly grin, leans in and launches into a witty roast of Alesha Dixon. KIMBERLY DAVIES: “Oh, Alesha, dear! Her singing is like listening to a cat in a blender. And those dance moves? Julie Brown: Oh no you didn’t! Kimberly Davies: Have you seen Alesha’s dance moves? Like she running to catch a bus! Pauly Shore: Ah! Kimberly Davies: And don't even get me started on her fashion sense! It's like a clash of colors straight from a circus tent. And that accent of hers? Positively phony, darling!" The audience bursts into laughter, and PAULY SHORE can't contain himself. He's practically rolling on the floor with laughter. PAULY SHORE: (Laughing uproariously) "Haha! Kimberly, you're a riot! I'm just stoked to see all these babes go at it. How did I luck into this gig?" |
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Post by countrymouse on Jan 4, 2024 17:34:09 GMT -6
 [MTV Talk Show Segment: 90s Style with Downtown Julie Brown and Supermodel Niki Taylor] Down Town Julie Brown: "Hey, hey, MTV! I'm your host, Down Town Julie Brown, and today we're about to turn up the fabulousness! Joining us is the woman who's not just walking the runways – she's absolutely ruling them. The tall, leggy, and undeniably stunning, Supermodel Niki Taylor!" [Audience cheers and claps as Niki Taylor strides in confidently, her tall and leggy figure accentuated by a pink blazer over a chic white tennis dress with a daring 5-inch hem. She sits gracefully next to Downtown Julie Brown.] Niki Taylor: "Thanks, Julie! It’s super exciting to be here with the MTV crowd!" Down Town Julie Brown: "Niki, you're looking absolutely incredible. Now, the word is you’re gearing up for a match with Victoria's Secret’s very own queen, Stephanie Seymour. You two have been quite the headline, huh?" Niki Taylor: "Yes, we have, Julie. Stephanie’s a star with Victoria's Secret, but you know, the fashion world is all about the next big thrill." Down Town Julie Brown: "And speaking of thrills, you’ve been on the cover of every major magazine out there – from Vogue to Elle, and even Sports Illustrated! That’s a big leap from lingerie model to Supermodel, right?" Niki Taylor: [laughs] "It’s been an incredible journey, Julie. I suppose some might see it as a step up, perhaps even a bit envious, you know?" Down Town Julie Brown: "A little envy never hurt in the fashion world! So, if Niki Taylor is a Supermodel, what would you say are your superpowers?" Niki Taylor: [laughs heartily] "My superpowers? Well, I'd say beating has-been lingerie models on the runway and making every cover shoot absolutely legendary!" [Audience laughs and cheers enthusiastically.] Down Town Julie Brown: "That’s the spirit! Supermodel and superpowers! But tell me, any special tricks up your sleeve for this big face-off with Stephanie?" Niki Taylor: "It's all about confidence, Julie. Rocking the runway, no matter what you're wearing – lingerie, sportswear, you name it. Owning your style is my greatest trick." Down Town Julie Brown: "Confidence never goes out of style, and you've got it in spades, Niki. Thanks for bringing your supermodel charm to MTV!" [Niki beams as the audience gives another round of cheers and applause.] Down Town Julie Brown: "Don't flip that channel, MTV fans, because we've got more hot tunes and cool chats coming your way. Stay tuned!" [The show transitions to a vibrant music video as the energy continues.] |
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Post by countrymouse on Jan 10, 2024 11:57:09 GMT -6
[The set is dynamic with its 90s flair, highlighted by neon lights. Downtown Julie Brown, the host, is on set with guest host Pauly Shore. They are about to introduce their guest.] Julie Brown: Welcome back, everyone! With us today is the star of 'Scream' and 'Party of Five', Neve Campbell!  [The audience cheers as Neve Campbell joins them on set.] Julie Brown: Let's jump into this. We've got some footage to show you all. [The screen shows blurred footage of Jennifer Love Hewitt losing her bikini to Jenny McCarthy. The audience reacts with a mix of laughter and shock.] Pauly Shore: Whoa, dude, that's insane! Julie Brown: Definitely a wild moment in the ring. But Neve, you had your own showdown with McCarthy, right? [The footage continues, showing Neve prompting Jenny to admit who the better woman is. Jenny hesitates, then a slap, and she concedes.] Pauly: Oh, that slap! That had to hurt more than the words! Neve: It was about respect, not just for me, but for Hewitt too. [The screen shows Neve asking Jenny who the real "tramp" is. Jenny hesitates again before admitting it’s her.] Julie: That must have been a tough pill for McCarthy to swallow. Neve: Yeah, I had to stand up for what's right, not just for me but for Hewitt too. [The screen shows Neve taking McCarthy’s bikini as a trophy.] Pauly Shore: [Excitedly] Whoa, look at that! Why you blurring the camera dude? Julie Brown: [Laughs] McCarthy must have another bikini she’s looking to give away if she wants a rematch with Neve! Neve: [Laughs] Seems like it! Julie Brown: Neve Campbell, everyone! A true star and a force to be reckoned with. Thanks for being here, Neve. [The audience applauds as they go to commercial.] |
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Post by countrymouse on Jan 14, 2024 13:44:30 GMT -6
Julie Brown: "Our next guest; she stared in 'I'll be home for Christmas' with Jonathan Taylor Thomas! Great movie! She was in 'Summer Catch'." Pauly Shore: "Yeah she was! That pool scene yeah Buuuddy!" Julie: "Jessica Biel everybody!"  Jessica Biel walks out in a loose t-shirt and shredded jean shorts, her toned legs drawing a "Wow!" from Pauly. Julie: "Jessica! It’s so good to see you!" Jessica: "Thank you for inviting me, Julie!" She gives Pauly a playful side eye. "Pauly, I’m watching you." Pauly: "You wear those shorts, I’m watching you, babe!" Julie: "So you have a new movie coming out, 'The Laws of Attraction', and it’s a sequel to 'American Psycho'?" Jessica: "Not really. Our movie is based on a book by the same author and James Vanderbeek's character is related to Christian Bale's character." Julie: "How interesting! Does Bale reprise his role?" Jessica: "Oh, I can’t tell you that!" Pauly: "Do you have any scenes where you are in a pool? I’d watch that."  Jessica laughs. Jessica: "Well, no. But I do a drunk dance in my underwear."  Pauly jumps out of his chair as though he is going to leave. Pauly: "I gotta go!" Jessica laughs. Julie: "And you have taken up Celebrity boxing, you are going to have a match against Kate Beckinsale?" Pauly: "Who is that?" Jessica: "Kate was in that 'Alice in Wonderland' TV movie a few years ago." Julie: "Oh right? That was really cute." Pauly: "I try not to read…" Jessica: "She’s a bit shorter and almost 30! I think the FCBA is trying to make me look good by giving me an easy opponent." Pauly: "Ouch!" Julie: "Well, you look like you’re in great shape, as always. I’m sure it will be a fun exhibition. We’ll be right back!" |
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Post by jennymccarthy on Jan 21, 2024 20:40:55 GMT -6
Jenny "Mac the Knife" McCarthy here and let me tell you, Julie Brown, the Kniofe will be slicing and dicing a certain mousy brunette in our rematch! That b*tch Campbell got the better of me? Look at the replay! Those so-called "body punches" were all low blows and I'll admit, that sapped my strength like it would anybody! Unfortunately, the referee must have been Stevie Wonder and let it go!
All that post-fight stuff? Zero class Canadian bullshot! I was hurt and she forced me to say some things but no one with a brain thinks I am the sl*t when in fact she is the sl*t! Seriously? Me? a sl*t? I am probably the unsluttiest fighter in the FCBA!
Well the rematch is coming and Campbell you have a bullseye on you! You can't deal with my hand speed, my foot speed, my punching power or my pure class! I am going to wear you out and toy with you for a couple of rounds and then knock you out! And I am taking more than your bikini - I just might bring clippers and take that mousy mess you call a hairstyle!
Like the shirt says - I'm a BAD girl!
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