Post by Results: Lookout! Words: Wiz on May 31, 2017 18:14:52 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, and, no you are not drunk yet, she IS wearing that Carmen Miranda fruit had, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we have quite the card this evening, one with a CBS theme..."
Cassie: "That's right, Jenny, and we'll be starting the card in the most exciting division in the FCBA, flyweight, where Taylor Spreitler of CBS' 'Kevin Can Wait' will step into the ring against Front Street's Ariel Winter!"
Tess: "We'll have some bantamweight action next, as Tristin Mays of CBS' 'MacGyver' will make her FCBA debut against another CBS star, Front Street's Kat Dennings!"
McCarthy: "The good news, though, is we DO have Front Street's one REAL fighter on the card. Anna Torv will be in action tonight against Scabbo's buddy Alana de la Garza!"
Cassie: "Of CBS' 'Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders'. And, that won't be it at lightweight. We've also got Katharine McPhee of CBS' 'Scorpion' in town to battle Front Street's Serinda Swan!"
Tess: "And, we'll also have a bout at welterweight, with Bridget Moynahan of CBS' 'Blue Bloods' squaring off against Front Street's Antje Utgaard!"
O'Dell: "And, we've got one of those 'Mystery Fights' on tap as well, as an unnamed, managed fighter is in town to take on Front Street's newest addition, known, for the moment, only as 'The 13th Man'...
McCarthy: "And, despite the fact that we keep HEARING the guest fighter is some big deal, my guess is, she's a typical Asylum tomato can."
O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, and two guest stables. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'The Eye At The Asylum!"
Cassie: "That's right, Jenny, and we'll be starting the card in the most exciting division in the FCBA, flyweight, where Taylor Spreitler of CBS' 'Kevin Can Wait' will step into the ring against Front Street's Ariel Winter!"
Tess: "We'll have some bantamweight action next, as Tristin Mays of CBS' 'MacGyver' will make her FCBA debut against another CBS star, Front Street's Kat Dennings!"
McCarthy: "The good news, though, is we DO have Front Street's one REAL fighter on the card. Anna Torv will be in action tonight against Scabbo's buddy Alana de la Garza!"
Cassie: "Of CBS' 'Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders'. And, that won't be it at lightweight. We've also got Katharine McPhee of CBS' 'Scorpion' in town to battle Front Street's Serinda Swan!"
Tess: "And, we'll also have a bout at welterweight, with Bridget Moynahan of CBS' 'Blue Bloods' squaring off against Front Street's Antje Utgaard!"
O'Dell: "And, we've got one of those 'Mystery Fights' on tap as well, as an unnamed, managed fighter is in town to take on Front Street's newest addition, known, for the moment, only as 'The 13th Man'...
McCarthy: "And, despite the fact that we keep HEARING the guest fighter is some big deal, my guess is, she's a typical Asylum tomato can."
O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, and two guest stables. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'The Eye At The Asylum!"