Post by Boxing World Online on Dec 10, 2023 10:49:45 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit watching football at Bazz with Cassandra Lynn Scerbo, Poindexter Del Crunchy, and the Man In The Hat.
Reporter: "So, guys, let's talk the FNL card..."
Cassie: "Big win for Beer. She keeps flashing. Hasn't put together a run, but she can..."
Pointy: "Delevingne is one of those girls, too. She shows she can beat people. If she got consistent work..."
Tess: "Another tough loss for McKinney..."
Man In The Hat: "Well, April's shown she can beat people. No shame in a loss like that. Problem with Charlotte has always been lack of consistency. She can beat girls. She beat Upton. Had that run in the Diamond Tournament when she beat Kloss and Bock and Flair. But, she can't do it consistently. When we had her, she won fights, but she didn't win the big ones. Again, no shame in it. Kid is nine over .500 for her career and has 32 FCBA wins along with a JMDD Title. Take a look at those rankings the Old Smackeroo does and count how many women in there have had that kind of career. Not many."
Cassie: "Nice win for Brown over Pugh..."
Pointy: "And, Kendall came up huge against a bigger woman in Kloss."
Man In The Hat: "All in all a great card."
Reporter: "Let's talk about intrastable fights. Front Street has never had one of those. But, this is Front Street 3.0 and a lot of the rules you used to have went by the boards when things changed for 2022..."
Man In The Hat: "We didn't keep many rules, no. Still no post-fight stuff. And, yes, no intrastable fights. I don't see the point in 'em, frankly, as far as we're concerned. So. That's not gonna change. We aren't gonna do that. Now. Let's watch some ball, shall we?"
Reporter: "So, guys, let's talk the FNL card..."
Cassie: "Big win for Beer. She keeps flashing. Hasn't put together a run, but she can..."
Pointy: "Delevingne is one of those girls, too. She shows she can beat people. If she got consistent work..."
Tess: "Another tough loss for McKinney..."
Man In The Hat: "Well, April's shown she can beat people. No shame in a loss like that. Problem with Charlotte has always been lack of consistency. She can beat girls. She beat Upton. Had that run in the Diamond Tournament when she beat Kloss and Bock and Flair. But, she can't do it consistently. When we had her, she won fights, but she didn't win the big ones. Again, no shame in it. Kid is nine over .500 for her career and has 32 FCBA wins along with a JMDD Title. Take a look at those rankings the Old Smackeroo does and count how many women in there have had that kind of career. Not many."
Cassie: "Nice win for Brown over Pugh..."
Pointy: "And, Kendall came up huge against a bigger woman in Kloss."
Man In The Hat: "All in all a great card."
Reporter: "Let's talk about intrastable fights. Front Street has never had one of those. But, this is Front Street 3.0 and a lot of the rules you used to have went by the boards when things changed for 2022..."
Man In The Hat: "We didn't keep many rules, no. Still no post-fight stuff. And, yes, no intrastable fights. I don't see the point in 'em, frankly, as far as we're concerned. So. That's not gonna change. We aren't gonna do that. Now. Let's watch some ball, shall we?"