Post by Boxing World Online on Dec 7, 2023 18:59:31 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit in the Man In The Hat's office at Front Street, their backs turned to the desk, watching the big screen on the back wall where "The FCBA Today With Big K" is returning from its final commercial break.
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at lightweight, where Bella Hadid makes her Asylum return against 'The Face' Taylor Hill"
Alison: "Flyweight action follows, as Halsey returns to Philly to face off with 'The Murrieta Mauler' Olivia Rodrigo!"
Kat: "We'll move back to lightweight and onto Asylum Beach for the next contest, which will see the Asylum return of Amelia Hamlin against 'The Russian Revolution' Cristy Ren!"
Alison: "More lightweight action follows, with the Philly debut of Laura Harrier against 'The Calgary Crusader' Tate McRae!"
Kat: "We'll move to welterweight next for the Asylum return of Gigi Hadid against 'The Scandinavian Stunner', Antje Utgaard!"
Alison: "And, finally, it's back to bantamweight for the Asylum debut of Breckie Hill who'll battle Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter in JMD action!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Invasion of the H Girls At The Asylum!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter; "Utgaard in action already..."
Man In the Hat (smiling): "No time like the present to get Antje going."
Tess: "More beach and JMD bouts. They've become regular at Asylum..."
Man In The Hat (nodding): "They have and will continue to be. We're campaignin' in both places. We've won both the JMD and JMDD titles this year. No love on the beach yet, but it's comin'. And, you know what ELSE is comin'? Chef's surf and turf..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at lightweight, where Bella Hadid makes her Asylum return against 'The Face' Taylor Hill"
Alison: "Flyweight action follows, as Halsey returns to Philly to face off with 'The Murrieta Mauler' Olivia Rodrigo!"
Kat: "We'll move back to lightweight and onto Asylum Beach for the next contest, which will see the Asylum return of Amelia Hamlin against 'The Russian Revolution' Cristy Ren!"
Alison: "More lightweight action follows, with the Philly debut of Laura Harrier against 'The Calgary Crusader' Tate McRae!"
Kat: "We'll move to welterweight next for the Asylum return of Gigi Hadid against 'The Scandinavian Stunner', Antje Utgaard!"
Alison: "And, finally, it's back to bantamweight for the Asylum debut of Breckie Hill who'll battle Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter in JMD action!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Invasion of the H Girls At The Asylum!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter; "Utgaard in action already..."
Man In the Hat (smiling): "No time like the present to get Antje going."
Tess: "More beach and JMD bouts. They've become regular at Asylum..."
Man In The Hat (nodding): "They have and will continue to be. We're campaignin' in both places. We've won both the JMD and JMDD titles this year. No love on the beach yet, but it's comin'. And, you know what ELSE is comin'? Chef's surf and turf..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"