Post by Boxing World Online on Nov 26, 2023 11:07:18 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit watching football at Bazz with Cassandra Lynn Scerbo, Poindexter Del Crunchy, and the Man In The Hat.
Reporter: "So, gang, quite the pay-per-view..."
Cassie: "Nice win for Keen. She may be going places. Ziegler's got to be in line for a title shot. Free beating Emma was huge. And, Av looked good against Miley..."
Pointy: "Ferguson and Righetti look primed to go after Upton's belts."
Man In The Hat: "Pieterse needs one solid win to be right in the picture. And, that girl can HIT. Very dangerous. Corrigan. Saraya. Very impressive. Scott's right back on track and looking for a shot to get those belts back."
Tess: "Looks like Bella Thorne's GOT herself a shot to claim them..."
Man In The Hat (smiling): "See, here's the thing about Hawk. He's gonna SAY this is about Chopra getting a chance at revenge and all that. And, that's a PART of it. But. Hawk can smell MONEY from a hundred miles away, and Bella Thorne/Priyanka Chopra is MONEY. It's as good a bantam fight as you can make, maybe as good a fight, PERIOD as you can make. I'd buy a ticket if that were the only fight on the card..."
Pointy: "So would I..."
Reporter: "So, let's talk titles. All three lineal champs retained...with Katic, of course, not defending because she won the belts a couple of weeks ago..."
Cassie: "Not surprised by ANY of those results. Dormer's solid, but was a heavy dog against Chopra. And, you CAN'T be surprised when Upton wins..."
Man In The Hat: "OR when 'Nessa wins, and that's taking nothin' from Mendes, who's plenty good and HAS beaten Hudgens. It's just...'Nessa's the favorite until proven otherwise."
Tess: "Let's talk about Front Street's fights. Nice win for O-Rod. Is fly her future?"
Cassie: "Might just be. I think it's a good fit for her, and she's not buried behind Bennet, Reinhart, and Mudd there."
Man In The Hat: "We're going to give that a shot. See how it goes. But, I like what I saw. I usually do when Olivia is involved. And, speaking of Mudd, I was very impressed with her work against Lowndes. Very. Now. Let's watch some ball, shall we?"
Reporter: "So, gang, quite the pay-per-view..."
Cassie: "Nice win for Keen. She may be going places. Ziegler's got to be in line for a title shot. Free beating Emma was huge. And, Av looked good against Miley..."
Pointy: "Ferguson and Righetti look primed to go after Upton's belts."
Man In The Hat: "Pieterse needs one solid win to be right in the picture. And, that girl can HIT. Very dangerous. Corrigan. Saraya. Very impressive. Scott's right back on track and looking for a shot to get those belts back."
Tess: "Looks like Bella Thorne's GOT herself a shot to claim them..."
Man In The Hat (smiling): "See, here's the thing about Hawk. He's gonna SAY this is about Chopra getting a chance at revenge and all that. And, that's a PART of it. But. Hawk can smell MONEY from a hundred miles away, and Bella Thorne/Priyanka Chopra is MONEY. It's as good a bantam fight as you can make, maybe as good a fight, PERIOD as you can make. I'd buy a ticket if that were the only fight on the card..."
Pointy: "So would I..."
Reporter: "So, let's talk titles. All three lineal champs retained...with Katic, of course, not defending because she won the belts a couple of weeks ago..."
Cassie: "Not surprised by ANY of those results. Dormer's solid, but was a heavy dog against Chopra. And, you CAN'T be surprised when Upton wins..."
Man In The Hat: "OR when 'Nessa wins, and that's taking nothin' from Mendes, who's plenty good and HAS beaten Hudgens. It's just...'Nessa's the favorite until proven otherwise."
Tess: "Let's talk about Front Street's fights. Nice win for O-Rod. Is fly her future?"
Cassie: "Might just be. I think it's a good fit for her, and she's not buried behind Bennet, Reinhart, and Mudd there."
Man In The Hat: "We're going to give that a shot. See how it goes. But, I like what I saw. I usually do when Olivia is involved. And, speaking of Mudd, I was very impressed with her work against Lowndes. Very. Now. Let's watch some ball, shall we?"