Jessica Alba versus Jennifer Love Hewitt (JMD)

Jugs of Mass Destruction (AI Images by CBR)
Jessica Alba vs Jennifer Love Hewitt
(Glamour Boxing Academy vs Femme Fight Club)
(54-73-4, 38 KO vs 55-84-1, 41 KO)
JMD Value: 34B (Natural) vs 38D (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: A clash between two former multiple champions always sells tickets no matter Jessica Alba and Jennifer Love Hewitt are on the wrong side of forty especially that several fans waited for the rubber match with the h2h tied at one win each. Both found new management this season and Hewitt actually beat the highly-touted Mia Khalifa last month to prove she's not exactly a washed-up veteran just yet. Moreover she ought to have a slight edge in JMD rules due to past experience however Alba brings in the superior size and hopes to make the most of J-Love going through not one but two fights on the last PPV.

Jessica Alba wears a blue bikini & matching blue gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Jennifer Love Hewitt wears an ash golden bikini set & blue gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a half-up ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Jessica takes it up the chimney and catches Jennifer off guard with a quick uppercut blast that lifts the latter's superior cleavage and triggers immediate slugging dispute in the center of the ring. Neither woman wants to yield an inch and Alba carries enough power supply to wobble Hewitt onto her heels before dropping a left hook on the brow ridge to further dent the Texas brunette's confidence. J-Love refuses to back off from the phone booth stance but she simply has to once Jessica lands additional shots on target and lifts more of that renowned bust to please the audience. Jennifer begins to feel the heat as much as uncomfortable it looks for a JMD veteran like her but Alba is all over her rack here and pounds her back to the turnbuckle where the smaller brunette has to clinch her into safety yet Jessica breaks free anyway and drills a late uppercut rally to sink Hewitt into visible spasms before the bell.

Round 2:
Jennifer comes back to slug more leather into the fellow brunette's rack and it's curious to see how Alba reacts when she's the one getting worked over. She struggles to stretch her elbows with J-Love running on speed dial and slicing more harpoons to the body to glue the Pomona native to the desired spot. Jessica doesn't acknowledge she can be outmuscled by the smaller opponent but one should never underestimate the current version of Hewitt and the lesson is learned the hard way down the stretch. Jessica's midsection gets blasted into noticeable bruises and she grinds into a halt which allows Jennifer to move up and work the vintage uppercut route that dissects Alba's high-guard and makes her jugs suffer the punishment along the ropes. J-Love carries more wrath and barks in delight when she notices Jessica's painful grunting which continues into the next round...

Round 3:
...when the Texas brunette beats her opponent to the initial punch and works more cleavage to drop Alba into another shrieking display. So much for the size advantage, either you soak up the heat or you struggle and Hewitt stays well on top of the jug muggin' for majority of the round. She pummels Jessica back to the ropes and prevents her escape focusing on blowing more shots between the cups but also threatening to bust her in the liver. Jessica offers a steady but ineffective response and gets outworked by the numbers to the point she yells in delight when she manages to land a single combo to interrupt the fellow brunette's rally. J-Love immediately silences her with a chin-checking double and resumes the cleavage charge stuffing Jessica into the corner where she bellows out into more yelping struggle come the bell. Woof. That's not gonna cut it, dear!

Round 4:
Alba fires back to connect with Hewitt's windpipe and she tries to drill through her solar plexus before a stray elbow briefly puts the Texas actress out of order. And this is exactly what Jessica needs as she rallies to punish the exposed midriff which also backs the older brunette onto the ropes and leaves her in a spot of bother once Alba whacks her on the jugs outright. The slugging pace keeps J-Love neutralized and the single one-two response doesn't cause any significant damage while Jessica seemingly intends to punch the older brunette topless which is usually enough to create a mental damage required to gain the decisive upper-hand if not the knockout finish itself. However Alba isn't quite so fortunate here, she dominates the bumper cars action but she can't drop enough pain onto the former JMD champion and has to fend off a late rally with Hewitt bouncing off the jugs into her chin right at the end.

Round 5:
J-Love picks up the slugging pace and rolls back the tape to smash Jessica's mounds against each other so that they *almost* pop out and the series does enough to distract the California actress that she lands a right hook on the nose but then bounces off the top of Hewitt's forehead and doesn't react fast enough to cover up the uppercut blast that carries into her chin as well. Jennifer winds up for the rebound and tears the cleavage up making Albs scowl in pain and the writing appears on the wall after a heavy harpoon blows into the younger brunette's solar plexus moments later. Uh-oh! She trips back to the ropes and remains crippled there while J-Love keeps blasting her in the mounds with no resistance whatsoever.... Jessica tries to do something but another belting double breaks her resilience and she DROPS TO HER KNEES hugging the aching rack in the process!!! J-Love struts back to her corner and leans against the turnbuckle watching her opponent's demise because Jessica simply can't shake off the pain and bends forward to lean her head against the canvas while the merciless count passes her by moments later. KO5 Jennifer Love Hewitt!!!

AFTER: It's been eleven years in the making but Jennifer takes the spoils to indicate she might be the better woman of the two and she won't pass on the trademark jug smother to further rub it into Alba's face. The fallen brunette tries to sell her best bytch stare but she's been well beaten here tonight and doesn't offer much verbal taunting when Jennifer picks her up by the hair and parades around the ring to conduct the Walk of Shame. A quick tripping follows and Jessica goes down on all fours before being spun onto her back where Hewitt straddles her into a school-girl pin and slaps her into a verbal submission for the sake of it. The superior cleavage then drops the anchor on Jessica's face and the resistance is minimal sending the California actress out of her senses before the crowd completes the twenty count. But J-Love wants some more fun and stays on top of the unconscious rival until the full thirty and only then tells the security crew to stretch the "filthy loser" back to the locker room. Game over!

Official Result: Jennifer Love Hewitt def. Jessica Alba KO5.