Post by Lookout! Boxing on Nov 25, 2023 0:22:45 GMT -6
Joy Corrigan vs Kaley Cuoco
(Lioness Club vs Fighting Models Franchise)
(21-10-1, 21 KO vs 73-57-3, 50 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: "I'm always ready to beat up these Hall of Famers and let's face it, I've held my own against Taylor frickin' Swift so I can totally whup Kaley Cuoco's ass tonight!" - no prizes for guessing Joy Corrigan is very much in a feisty mood and she's got every reason to consider herself a favorite given Kaley's lack of recent success. It's true the California native peaked in her 20s but she refuses to fade away into obscurity and still comes back for more boxing action mere days before turning 38 years old: "I just like to smash these dumb #### into a complete pulp and hell, Joy fits the demand. I can break her in half... or well, I would have in my prime but I'm still gonna wipe that goofy smile off her face! The skinny bytch is going down tonight!"
Joy Corrigan wears a black bikini set & silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Kaley Cuoco wears a white crop top, jeans shorts & red gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a braid. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.
Round 1:
Kaley goes to work and aims straight for the model's body which brings her early joy (sic!) as she glues the taller blonde to the spot and can test the real strenght of her abs. It turns out Corrigan can take a mean series or two even from a Hall of Famer like Cuoco but then a quick uppercut change drops her sideways and the true slugging exchange only starts from there. Both women sling hard punches in high-octane fashion which raises some eyebrows among the pundits but maybe Kaley really wants to prove a point she's not washed just yet and the aggressive pounce carries the artistic impression value helped by a couple of nasty hooks on the nose that slump Corrigan onto jelly knees right before the bell. Game on!
Rounds 2 & 3:
Joy has to work her way back into the frame and she manages to neutralize the older blonde in mid-range even though she's not exactly the fastest moving model in the world. However she lands a couple of hard shots between the mitts that force Kaley out of her slugging zone and the counter-punching effort comes up short with Joy controlling the distance and repeatedly gashing the older blonde to the point she makes Cuoco gurgle in sheer anger over the increasing gap between the two. It's doesn't take a math genius to figure out the numbers but Joy is still a little upset she can't inflict visible physical damage on her opponent. Kaley resumes the gut-checking pursuit in the third but gets stuffed with an uppercut rally to the breasts and falls a split second behind in throwing most of the punches before Joy blasts her on the chin and mauls her chest in sudden jug muggin' flurry. Ugh! Cuoco ends up hugging the ropes and has to clinch the taller blonde in order to limit the damage.
Round 4:
Another body assault finally softens Joy up and keeps her in mid-distance for majority of the round but this time it's Kaley who does most of the chasing and she flirts with a genuine aerial bomb to knock Corrigan out of the park. She misses a couple of close ones and then manages to track the model down to the corner where they exchange head shots on speed dial before another switch to the body stuffs Joy against the turnbuckle. Kaley tries to double down on the damage and drills the toned abs for a brief moment before Corrigan locks her in a quick headlock and refuses to let go even when the clock expires moments later. This move makes Kaley really angry and she vows immediate revenege so watch out for the tricks to open the next round.
Round 5:
Cuoco flies in with the jug assault and then pings one on the liver but Joy bends to the side and drops a right hook from the inside before letting another high bounce to squash the older blonde's nose. Kaley leans into her response and has Joy right there for the taking only for the superior reach to make the difference and allow the model to get there first... she NAILS the Hall of Famer on the ear and follows through with a stunning chin-checker to FOLD CUOCO FACE DOWN almost instantly and even the referee is slow to react here... but Kaley has been truly smoked by that double blast and makes no genuine effort to answer the count so it's duly abandoned moments later! KO5 Joy Corrigan!!!
AFTER: Taking a Hall of Fame scalp looks good on anyone's resume but Joy is ready to wreck more havoc among the established contenders; BLONDE! Magazine reckons she will remain in popular demand as many of her peers still don't quite believe she's a Top 20 talent. That should keep the door for many crowd-pleasing match-ups wide open in the foreseeable future.
Official Result: Joy Corrigan def. Kaley Cuoco KO5.
