Post by Boxing World Online on Nov 12, 2023 12:26:14 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit watching football at Bazz with Cassandra Lynn Scerbo, Poindexter Del Crunchy, and the Man In The Hat.
Reporter: "So, Wiz, the name 'Hour Glass Fitness' is back in the FCBA. What do you think about that?"
Man In The Hat: "Cassandra Lynn, please remind Smackeroo about the history of Hour Glass Fitness..."
Cassie: "AS you may recall, Hour Glass was an independent stable when we got to the FCBA in 2010, and it's two fighters were Britney and Shakira."
Pointy: "And, as I recall, management there became pretty shaky..."
Man In The Hat: "It did, due to no fault of its own. So, we stepped in and kept the stable alive."
Tess: "Eventually, you bought it out, correct?"
Man In The Hat: "Correct. The management there was unable to take the stable back from us, so the choices were for us to buy it out or for it to collapse, which would have left Brit and Shakira out in the cold. So, we bought it out and Hour Glass stopped operating as an independent stable."
Reporter: "So...how did this happen? How did Hour Glass rise from the dead, so to speak?"
Man In The Hat: "Simple. We owned the rights to the name. We got a call asking us if we'd sell, as a new stable wanted to use it. I declined to sell, because WE were not the ones who MADE the Hour Glass name. We just took over after the management that did that left. So, instead, we just gave the name to the new group. Because, we're very happy to see 'Hour Glass Fitness' in the FCBA again."
Reporter: "You GAVE the name away?"
Cassie: "Smackey, do you know how much money Uncle Wiz and Front Street have?"
Pointy: "Let me clue you in, lad. It's a LOT."
Tess (smiling): "We ARE pretty well funded. But, Wiz, what do you think of the new Hour Glass roster?"
Man In The Hat: "VERY interesting. Lots of fighters there who can be successful. We're looking forward to having them in the FCBA and to doing business with them. Now. Let's watch some ball, shall we?"
Reporter: "So, Wiz, the name 'Hour Glass Fitness' is back in the FCBA. What do you think about that?"
Man In The Hat: "Cassandra Lynn, please remind Smackeroo about the history of Hour Glass Fitness..."
Cassie: "AS you may recall, Hour Glass was an independent stable when we got to the FCBA in 2010, and it's two fighters were Britney and Shakira."
Pointy: "And, as I recall, management there became pretty shaky..."
Man In The Hat: "It did, due to no fault of its own. So, we stepped in and kept the stable alive."
Tess: "Eventually, you bought it out, correct?"
Man In The Hat: "Correct. The management there was unable to take the stable back from us, so the choices were for us to buy it out or for it to collapse, which would have left Brit and Shakira out in the cold. So, we bought it out and Hour Glass stopped operating as an independent stable."
Reporter: "So...how did this happen? How did Hour Glass rise from the dead, so to speak?"
Man In The Hat: "Simple. We owned the rights to the name. We got a call asking us if we'd sell, as a new stable wanted to use it. I declined to sell, because WE were not the ones who MADE the Hour Glass name. We just took over after the management that did that left. So, instead, we just gave the name to the new group. Because, we're very happy to see 'Hour Glass Fitness' in the FCBA again."
Reporter: "You GAVE the name away?"
Cassie: "Smackey, do you know how much money Uncle Wiz and Front Street have?"
Pointy: "Let me clue you in, lad. It's a LOT."
Tess (smiling): "We ARE pretty well funded. But, Wiz, what do you think of the new Hour Glass roster?"
Man In The Hat: "VERY interesting. Lots of fighters there who can be successful. We're looking forward to having them in the FCBA and to doing business with them. Now. Let's watch some ball, shall we?"