Post by Tractorpull on Nov 9, 2023 12:08:19 GMT -6
We are continuing our new prediction format predicting the winner with limited comment. If we offend you with our comments about one of your fighters, Don’t complain. We “ain’t” interested in what your complaint is
OLIVIA DUNN VS LAURA PAUSINI VS MARGOT ROBBIE We are really old therefore we have no idea what this is although whatever it is, Pausini won’t do well
HAILEE STEINFELD vs KAYA SCODELARIO. Steinfeld is having a good year fighting mediocre opposition. Scodelario is having a so-so year fight better opposition. Scodelario wins
SASHA PIETERSE vs MEGHAN MARKLE. Markle makes me want to throw up. Pieterse will win for the sake of humanity
JANEL PARRISH vs ALEX DEMIE. Parrish hasn’t fought in over a year. Demis is a newbie. I’m going to take a chance on Demie, although I think both are on the road to nowhere.
SAMARA WEAVING vs NAOMI SCOTT. These two fought in September. Scott won by a KO6. The result of this bout won’t change, although Weaving might not last into the sixth
KELSEY MERRITT vs MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD. I really like Winstead, but she is twelve years older than Merritt. Merritt will unfortunately win
NERIAH FISHER VS TAYLOR SWIFT. SWIFT
JENNETTE MCCURDY vs ARIANA GRANDE. I’m going down to the bar for this one. Let me know after Grande wins
MING XI vs SARAYA Ever wonder why Ming Xi is listed in the Archives under the M’s rather than the X’s. No matter she will win
OLIVIA RODRIGO vs DANIELLE CAMPBELL.. RODRIGO is 15-1 and I have to pick her to win to keep The Wiz from sending Valmore back to Tractorpull
EMMA ROBERTS vs NELL TIGER FREE. I’m going with Tiger Free. Don’t ask why.
MADDIE ZEIGLER vs CREE CICCHINO. Cicchino beat Zeigler earlier this year. What bothers me about Cicchino is she lost to Grande. I will go with Cicchino despite my doubts
GINNY GARDNER vs MADELYN CLINE. Here is the deal. Gardner is a member of the Dollhouse. Two of the executives of the Dollhouse are local administrators. I have no idea what a local administrator is supposed to do except to let us know that have that title every time they post, but have only been a member of the FCBA for 24 years. We have recently added two more “local administrators”. Now it like having four bartenders for a three seat bar. I think I would be better off picking Gardner to win
BELLA THORNE vs ELIZABETH OLSEN One of the better matchups on this card. Thorne is a member of the Dollhouse so, I think I need to pick Thorne to win, although I wouldn’t at all be surprised if Olsen won
AVRIL LAVIGNE vs MILEY CYRUS. Well we got another member of the Dollhouse therefore it behooves me to say that Lavigne will win. In this case she is a better singer as well as fighter
SABRINA CARPENTER vs SADIE SINK. I checked on Carpenter. She’s a singer recently accused of desecrating a church. Now I have to be careful here. She’s a member of Lioness club which is managed by Vassago. He’s the Moderator which is above the local administrators. Not only that, he’s my boss when it comes to the archives. I could get into deep s—t here. I would choose Carpenter anyway,
CHERYL COLE vs DAFNE KEEN. Cole has won 4 of her last five. Keen is a newbie who has won all six of her fights. Cole is a step up in competition and is three inches taller. Keen loses her first.
NINA DOBREV vs MADELYN CLINE. Somehow I lost track of Dobrev. It appears that she belongs in the Hall of Fame. This of course is Tess Valmore’s fault. Cline is a newbie with three fights on her resume. Dobrev in four
LILY ALDRIDGE VS ELIZABETH TURNER. Aldridge is part of the Lioness Club run by Vassago, the moderator. Turner is CWF who is only a local administrator. It’s beneficial to me to predict Aldridge wins.
CORRIGAN vs CUOCO. Corrigan is another Lioness member with a good record. Cuoco is part of the Fighting Models Franchise. Cuoco so far over the hill a pack of bloodhounds can’t find her. Corrigan of course
MIA KHALIFA vs PAIGE SPIRINAC JMD
ELETTRA LAMBORGHINI vs MINKA KELLY. Kelly is having a bad year. She lost to Olivia Dunn in her last fight. Lamborghini is fourteen years younger. Lamborghini will win
ALICE SABATINI vs STEPHANIE MCMAHON I don’t like McMahon. She can lose every fight as far as I am concerned. She is also twenty years older than Sabatini who will win.
TINA LOUISE vs JORDAN CARVER. JMD
STANA KATIC vs RIHANNA. I think that Katic is a local administrator’s favorite. Besides fighting a fighter who hasn’t fought in two years, Rihanna also hasn’t won a fight in seven. Katic will up her win numbers.
STACEY KEIBLER vs ASHLEY GRAHAM At the age of 44, Keibler is having a good year. Graham is also having a good year with both her losses being to Lawley. I am going with Keibler based on her win over Peregrym
LINDSEY PELAS vs MADISON BEER (JMD)
AMANDA RIGHETTI vs BROOKLYN DECKER. Decker is another Lioness member, but my long held habit is, I never bet against Righetti
BLAKE LIVELY vs EMILY DIDONATO. According to the Archives this is DiDonato’s 99th fight. She’s having a good year. This also will be Lively’s 99th fight. It seems to me that Lively has been fighting over her head the last two years. She lost to DiDonato earlier this year. She will lose again
Now we come to the meaningless titles managers are so fond of (dangling participle).
SELENA GOMEZ vs MADELAINE PETSCH. PRINCESS OF THE ICE HOTEL Who cares. Gomez is another Lioness member and is having a fine year, Petsch is a member of Queens, Gomez will win
ANYA TAYLOR JOY vs MEGAN FOX. EMPRESS OF THE BODY SADDLE. Taylor-Joy is ten years younger, three inches taller and blonde. How can she lose?
HANNAH FERGUSON vs ADRIANNE PALICKI (QUEEN OF THE BEACH) How can two fighters of this caliber stoop so low as to want this so called title? I will go with Palicki only because I like her. Don’t bet on this prediction
SOPHIE MUDD vs JESSICA LOWNDES. JMD TITLE
NOW TO THE REAL TITLES
VANESSA HUDGENS vs CAMILA MENDES UNIFIED FLYWEIGHT TITLE.
Hudgens is 10-0 for the year. Mendez is 6-2 Hudgens has fought the better schedule. They have fought once before with Hudgens winning. She will repeat
PRIYANKA CHOPRA vs NATALIE DORMER. UNIFIED BANTAMWEIGHT TITLE I think this is a mismatch. Priyanka any time she wants.
KATE UPTON vs DANIELLE HERRINGTON. UNIFIED WELTERWEIGHT TITLE. Kate is a good friend of a fighter named Charlize who is member of the far flung Tractorpull empire. I have to pick Kate to win and I think she will.
OLIVIA DUNN VS LAURA PAUSINI VS MARGOT ROBBIE We are really old therefore we have no idea what this is although whatever it is, Pausini won’t do well
HAILEE STEINFELD vs KAYA SCODELARIO. Steinfeld is having a good year fighting mediocre opposition. Scodelario is having a so-so year fight better opposition. Scodelario wins
SASHA PIETERSE vs MEGHAN MARKLE. Markle makes me want to throw up. Pieterse will win for the sake of humanity
JANEL PARRISH vs ALEX DEMIE. Parrish hasn’t fought in over a year. Demis is a newbie. I’m going to take a chance on Demie, although I think both are on the road to nowhere.
SAMARA WEAVING vs NAOMI SCOTT. These two fought in September. Scott won by a KO6. The result of this bout won’t change, although Weaving might not last into the sixth
KELSEY MERRITT vs MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD. I really like Winstead, but she is twelve years older than Merritt. Merritt will unfortunately win
NERIAH FISHER VS TAYLOR SWIFT. SWIFT
JENNETTE MCCURDY vs ARIANA GRANDE. I’m going down to the bar for this one. Let me know after Grande wins
MING XI vs SARAYA Ever wonder why Ming Xi is listed in the Archives under the M’s rather than the X’s. No matter she will win
OLIVIA RODRIGO vs DANIELLE CAMPBELL.. RODRIGO is 15-1 and I have to pick her to win to keep The Wiz from sending Valmore back to Tractorpull
EMMA ROBERTS vs NELL TIGER FREE. I’m going with Tiger Free. Don’t ask why.
MADDIE ZEIGLER vs CREE CICCHINO. Cicchino beat Zeigler earlier this year. What bothers me about Cicchino is she lost to Grande. I will go with Cicchino despite my doubts
GINNY GARDNER vs MADELYN CLINE. Here is the deal. Gardner is a member of the Dollhouse. Two of the executives of the Dollhouse are local administrators. I have no idea what a local administrator is supposed to do except to let us know that have that title every time they post, but have only been a member of the FCBA for 24 years. We have recently added two more “local administrators”. Now it like having four bartenders for a three seat bar. I think I would be better off picking Gardner to win
BELLA THORNE vs ELIZABETH OLSEN One of the better matchups on this card. Thorne is a member of the Dollhouse so, I think I need to pick Thorne to win, although I wouldn’t at all be surprised if Olsen won
AVRIL LAVIGNE vs MILEY CYRUS. Well we got another member of the Dollhouse therefore it behooves me to say that Lavigne will win. In this case she is a better singer as well as fighter
SABRINA CARPENTER vs SADIE SINK. I checked on Carpenter. She’s a singer recently accused of desecrating a church. Now I have to be careful here. She’s a member of Lioness club which is managed by Vassago. He’s the Moderator which is above the local administrators. Not only that, he’s my boss when it comes to the archives. I could get into deep s—t here. I would choose Carpenter anyway,
CHERYL COLE vs DAFNE KEEN. Cole has won 4 of her last five. Keen is a newbie who has won all six of her fights. Cole is a step up in competition and is three inches taller. Keen loses her first.
NINA DOBREV vs MADELYN CLINE. Somehow I lost track of Dobrev. It appears that she belongs in the Hall of Fame. This of course is Tess Valmore’s fault. Cline is a newbie with three fights on her resume. Dobrev in four
LILY ALDRIDGE VS ELIZABETH TURNER. Aldridge is part of the Lioness Club run by Vassago, the moderator. Turner is CWF who is only a local administrator. It’s beneficial to me to predict Aldridge wins.
CORRIGAN vs CUOCO. Corrigan is another Lioness member with a good record. Cuoco is part of the Fighting Models Franchise. Cuoco so far over the hill a pack of bloodhounds can’t find her. Corrigan of course
MIA KHALIFA vs PAIGE SPIRINAC JMD
ELETTRA LAMBORGHINI vs MINKA KELLY. Kelly is having a bad year. She lost to Olivia Dunn in her last fight. Lamborghini is fourteen years younger. Lamborghini will win
ALICE SABATINI vs STEPHANIE MCMAHON I don’t like McMahon. She can lose every fight as far as I am concerned. She is also twenty years older than Sabatini who will win.
TINA LOUISE vs JORDAN CARVER. JMD
STANA KATIC vs RIHANNA. I think that Katic is a local administrator’s favorite. Besides fighting a fighter who hasn’t fought in two years, Rihanna also hasn’t won a fight in seven. Katic will up her win numbers.
STACEY KEIBLER vs ASHLEY GRAHAM At the age of 44, Keibler is having a good year. Graham is also having a good year with both her losses being to Lawley. I am going with Keibler based on her win over Peregrym
LINDSEY PELAS vs MADISON BEER (JMD)
AMANDA RIGHETTI vs BROOKLYN DECKER. Decker is another Lioness member, but my long held habit is, I never bet against Righetti
BLAKE LIVELY vs EMILY DIDONATO. According to the Archives this is DiDonato’s 99th fight. She’s having a good year. This also will be Lively’s 99th fight. It seems to me that Lively has been fighting over her head the last two years. She lost to DiDonato earlier this year. She will lose again
Now we come to the meaningless titles managers are so fond of (dangling participle).
SELENA GOMEZ vs MADELAINE PETSCH. PRINCESS OF THE ICE HOTEL Who cares. Gomez is another Lioness member and is having a fine year, Petsch is a member of Queens, Gomez will win
ANYA TAYLOR JOY vs MEGAN FOX. EMPRESS OF THE BODY SADDLE. Taylor-Joy is ten years younger, three inches taller and blonde. How can she lose?
HANNAH FERGUSON vs ADRIANNE PALICKI (QUEEN OF THE BEACH) How can two fighters of this caliber stoop so low as to want this so called title? I will go with Palicki only because I like her. Don’t bet on this prediction
SOPHIE MUDD vs JESSICA LOWNDES. JMD TITLE
NOW TO THE REAL TITLES
VANESSA HUDGENS vs CAMILA MENDES UNIFIED FLYWEIGHT TITLE.
Hudgens is 10-0 for the year. Mendez is 6-2 Hudgens has fought the better schedule. They have fought once before with Hudgens winning. She will repeat
PRIYANKA CHOPRA vs NATALIE DORMER. UNIFIED BANTAMWEIGHT TITLE I think this is a mismatch. Priyanka any time she wants.
KATE UPTON vs DANIELLE HERRINGTON. UNIFIED WELTERWEIGHT TITLE. Kate is a good friend of a fighter named Charlize who is member of the far flung Tractorpull empire. I have to pick Kate to win and I think she will.
