Post by Celebrity Wrestling Federation on Nov 7, 2023 16:09:21 GMT -6
Tale of the Tape:
Amber Nova (3-1-0, 3 KO)
5'4, 32 years old
Celebrity Wrestling Federation
vs.
Gail Kim (1-7-0, 1 KO)
5’4, 46 years old
Kear’s Kats
(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)
Intro:
“AND NOW! Making her 5th appearance in the ring under the Celebrity Wrestling Federation flag. Please welcome the South Carolina native, standing 5 foot 4, weighing in at 105 pounds, AMBERRRR NOOOOOVA!!”
Outfits:
Amber Nova’s chiseled frame was made for the skimpy CWF attire; her sleek, rippling abdomen tightly strung up in a thin-banded tube top that mushroomed her perky B-cups tightly to her swelling sternum, her slender hips bit into by a high-waisted string thong that split her plump, bronzed cheeks and disappeared between their folds. The fidgety Nova’s face flushed with sheepishness over her lewd attire as she slid into the ring, settling into her corner and sweeping her long, braided locks over a shoulder.
Gail Kim made her much anticipated entrance wearing a tight, low-cut bikini-style sports bra and matching booty shorts; diamonds studding the bands of her baby blue attire that was painted on. Her diminutive frame was still nearly as sculpted as Nova’s; giving the youngster the side-eye as she tossed her loose locks into a messy pony tail.
Round 1:
Kim was another in a growing line of professional wrestlers being tested against the upstart Nova; taking a reprieve from coaching the Kats to grace the ring with her presence once again. Kim was an icon in the wrestling ring, but that success had yet to translate to the boxing circuit and likely wouldn’t at this stage of her career. Still, the opportunity to humble the next generation was an enticing one. Fortunately for her, Nova’s lone loss had come against another gracefully aged Canadian Cougar that she was all too familiar with; Trish Stratus.
Nova and her corner saw the parallels crystal clear however, as Nova leapt out of the gates with zero hesitation or reverence for Kim. The blistering redhead’s athleticism shone as she tore through Gail’s walls and unleashed a hailstorm upon her midsection; slicing hooks to the chest and ribs, a furious uppercut to shuck the brunette’s forearms, then an electric one-two-three rattling against her pierced navel. Few could rival the South Carolina native’s concrete abdomen, but she made her devilish intentions to crush the Canadian’s enviable tummy very clear early. Kim staggered as she was gassed by the flurry; opening up to retaliate just as Amber swept two bony lefts across her lips.
Kim spiraled into the corner where the coach received some wisdom herself; hiding behind her defenses as Nova plucked at her forearms with sharp, uncontested jabs and crosses. Weary of punching herself out, Amber’s pace slowed as Kim proved unbreakable just yet; stamping a few parting wallops against Gail’s temples as the brunette limped to the first intermission. Kim might’ve made a big mistake, as Nova takes a wide first 10-8.
Round 2:
After a perfectly tranquil, uncontested first, Nova was hit with a much more blustery second round. Always a dangerous counter-wrestler, Kim shrewdly grappled her way out of trouble as Amber started to back her down in the first minute; hooking an arm and slinging the redhead into the ropes. Operating in the zebra’s blind-spot, Kim shivved a trio of venomous uppercuts beneath Amber’s ribs; lifting the redhead to her tippy toes against the bowing ropes before slicing another pair of hooks across her perky chest.
Nova squealed as her rack was brutally flattened; her features souring as Kim stapled her taut frame to the outskirts and sawed away at her abdomen with stumpy screwdrivers while locked in their lascivious tie-up. Unable to match Nova’s squirming stamina, Kim was eventually forced off her prey; retreating with enough damage accrued to steal the round and claw closer. Kim takes the second, 10-9.
Round 3:
Nova was a diligent listener; albeit somewhat naive in the ring this early in her career. As such, it took a few rounds to exert McElhone’s game plan. In the third, preparation began to overtake guile. Amber lassoed the brunette with a supernova left; sweeping with all her range to catch Gail in the jaw and whip her into the ropes. The brunette rebounded and raised her heat-shields to enter Nova’s atmosphere; firing a tight one-two of her own that thumped harmlessly off Amber’s rock-hard abdomen with little more than a grimace to show. The redhead pulled Kim closer by the scruff of her neck, tugging her toward a clinch before scooping a vicious right uppercut through her pierced navel. Kim mewled and teetered forward, pawing at Nova’s delicately wrapped chest before another ferocious right spiked through her sternum from in tight.
Kim was in the deep end now, stammering as she floundered backwards, only to be run down by the redhead and clacked across the lips with a straight left. Gail’s bulbs bugged as her head snapped straight back, sloshing sideways as Nova detonated a neck-snapping right against her temple. Kim’s stems concaved as she spiked to her knees, spilling her mouthpiece as she sprawled across the canvas flat on her belly.
1… 2… 3… 4… 5… Kim whimpered as her frame sputtered with spasms; rapidly panting with deep, exaggerated breaths as Nova stood over her.
6… 7… 8… The brunette lethargically rolled to her backside and unraveled once again, blankly staring up at the lights and holding the side of her pulsing head.
9… 10!! SHE’S DONE!
Piggybacking off the official 10-count, Nova straddled Kim’s hip and spiked a merciless heel into the brunette’s spasming navel; gutting the Canadian once more. Kim gagged as her puddled frame lawn-chaired at the waist; grunting as Amber shifted her weight and with the full-throat of the crowd called for an additional 3-count. Nova victoriously raised her fist with each boisterous echo from the packed arena; pinning the retired wrestler for another humiliating count beneath her heel.
"And your winner, by KO in Round 3, AMBERRRR NOOOOOOOVAAA!!!!"